Prepare to be amazed, for this is (ta-da) chapter 12.

DivineGuardian: He makes an appearance in this chapter.

Fan: You'll find out soon enough.

Lt. Cooper: That was five reasons, I'm not sorry, and that chapter was practically useless. I have no clue where you should go. I didn't have that problem because I planned the entire story in my head before writing anything.

Heiduska: I've never had coffee, I drink tea. The update has come.

Drew L.: You don't know yet, but you'll find out eventually. Thanks.

Gothic Meowzi: I can't tell you, and this is more.

Xhavius: Sharp.

God, why can't I stop saying "I don't own Sly Cooper (Sucker Punch)". The stock idea came from Ocean's Twelve.

Chapter 12 Another Cooper Heist

"All right, Sly, This stock is worth millions, and it's one of a kind." Bentley's voice came from across the binoc-u-com.

"So it shouldn't be hauled up in some rich gangster's house?" Sly answered back in his usual unserious manner.

"Precisely, so get in the house through the top floor window, and avoid the guards."

"I'm already in." Sly said putting away his binoc-u-com. He rail slid his way to the mansion where Louie Lander lived. He was a gangster from London who moved here for some new money. He was a deadly man, whose men killed without question. He and his gang had killed more cops, and outlasted every other one made. Like the mob, it was passed from father to son, only his had been going for over 150 years, being changed to advancements of the world, of course.

In his mansion were thousands of rare items gained in very destructive ways. One of these items was a very important stock, the Lou Veer Trade stock. Lou Veer was a man who established the greatest trade company between France and Britain. He also made the first ever stock. A.K.A., the stock in question (I don't know what that even means).

Sly used a cable line to rail walk, and jump down on to the window ledge. He climbed into the room. It had a few guards but that was nothing. There were lasers moving between the bookshelves, which were a small maze leading to the door.

Sly was about to just walk through the lasers when Bentley came over the binoc-u-com. "Sly, don't go through there yet. Notice the green squares in the carpet (which was blue), they're electrical. Step on one, and you'll become a static fried raccoon."

"Don't step on the green carpet, got it." Sly said as he put the binoc-u-com away. He then proceeded to jump his way through the lasers, while avoiding green carpet and guards. He made his way through the room without any problems and went to the next one.

This room contained tables with lasers moving in a circle around their rims. There was a guard on each table, and a bar counter on the right side. The bar counter had some lasers moving below the tables lasers, and another guard.

Sly pulled out his binoc-u-com and asked Bentley "Any advice on this one?"

"Yes, Sly, I do. You'll have to move on the tables, knocking out the guards and making sure they don't disturb the lasers."

"I'm on it, thanks." Sly then put his binoc-u-com away and leaped to the first table. He stayed behind the guard and simply whacked him in the head with his cane. This guard was pretty overweight, so Sly was having trouble holding him up. Sly waited for the lasers to pass by and leave an opening, and then dropped the guard through the hole without disturbing the lasers, or making to much noise. Sly jumped to the next table and repeated the attack. He went through all the tables and the bar counter. He walked into the room that held the stock.

The stock was under a glass case, surrounded by; you guessed it, lasers than went from the ceiling to the floor moving randomly around. There were 5 guards that instantly noticed Sly and rushed at him. They had baseball bats, which they swung crazily at Sly. Sly dodged the bats and knocked them all out with one swing through a hole in their bats that hit all of them in the side of the head. Sly pulled out his binoc-u-com and asked Bentley "Anything I should know about here?"

"Yes, Sly, you should know I just hacked into their system and turned off the floor sensors, and silent alarm on the case around the stock. It's up to you to avoid the lasers, grab the stock, and get out of there."

"All right, tell Murray to keep the van ready."

Sly easily dodged through the lasers and got to the stock. He broke the glass with his cane and went back to the bar. The guards there were just waking up, so he knocked them out again as he left. He snuck back through the library, once again avoiding lasers, guards, and green carpet.

He went back out the window and grabbed the cable wire. He climbed on and rail walked his way back to the other roof. He then met a certain vixen who aimed her shock pistol at him. "Give it up Cooper; I'm catching you this time."

"I already gave you my love." Sly flirted, again.

"No, you're going to pay for all the trouble and pain you've caused me."

"Carmelita, I've never caused you pain intentionally. Trouble however…"

"No, you kissed me; you're the fault of my cousin's death."

"Carmelita, you and I both know you wouldn't chase me if I didn't flirt with you."

"No, you are just a pathetic thief, from a line of useless pathetic thieves."

Ow. She had said many things over the years, but this had hurt more than everything she had ever said combined. "That's not true." He said.

"That's enough of your lies!" Carmelita yelled as she fired off a round at Sly. Sly, no longer caring to flirt, ran for it. As Carmelita shot and Sly dodged, neither of them saw the red-jacketed man running on the roofs next to theirs, avoiding their sight by hiding behind chimneys and such.

Robert jumped from the roof and ran ahead to find the Cooper van sitting there. He walked by like he wasn't up to anything and went into the alley right after the one where the Cooper van was parked. He loaded his silenced pistol and wrote a note, which he tied around a knife. Then he waited for the sound of a certain van turning on.

Back at the heist, Sly was running and dodging harder than he normally had to. Carmelita was attacking him with all the force possible. Sly was having trouble getting away from her. He was planning to kiss her again after tonight's heist, which he had been looking forward to, because there hadn't been many jobs lately. And now, he wished this night had never happened. He jumped down from the roof and onto the van, ready to leave.

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