I'm already on Chapter Thirteen. It scares me.

Shark: I fooled a lot of people, so you aren't alone. This is the magnificent more.

Gothic Meowzi: Keep your cool, I didn't end it, it was a to be continued. This is where you'll find out, if you dare to read on. And you're reading this so you waited.

Aurrin: Glad you like it, and thanks for the pointer. I already wrote it though, and this is fiction.

Heiduska: He is, and in this chapter you'll see him in action! Yes, he is.

Drew L: I'll try to slow the others down. It could.

Can't think of a name: If you sneak by again, thanks. He wasn't based on Kaiser exactly, but now that you mention it, they do seem kind of alike. And god knows Kaiser needs a hobby.

DivineGuardian: I hope this was soon enough.

If I didn't own Sly (Sucker Punch) for the past twelve chapters, what makes you think I own him now?

Chapter 13 Dead Man Walking

Sly jumped down on the van roof soundlessly. He jumped in the back, told Murray to hit it, and went to shut the doors. He was only able to close one because Carmelita had shot the other one out of his hand, actually burning his hand because the electricity had spread through the handle.

Murray drove off, making Sly almost fall out. The door he had shut opened again. Sly grabbed both doors and went to shut them again.

Meanwhile, in a certain alley, Robert waited for the van to come close enough. When it did, he jumped out and shot at the driver. Two shots missed Murray, but the third and fourth hit him in the arm. Murray yelled in agony, but didn't stop driving.

Sly turned around when he heard Murray yell only to have Bentley yell at him "Shut the doors!" Sly turned back to the doors to see Robert pull out a knife and expertly throw it into his shoulder. Seeing as how Sly wasn't dead, Robert pulled out his gun again. Sly however, already had the doors in his hands and pulled them shut.

"Damn" Robert said as he ran down the alley away from where Carmelita would no doubt be inspecting the yells she just heard. He held up a hand and in it were the bullet casings from when he had shot. It wasn't his style to leave evidence behind. The only evidence left was the knife. It had no finger prints, and was bought at a store that was now out of business, with all it's previous owners dead (he didn't kill them). There was no way anyone was going to stop him. He would get Cooper the next heist he pulled.

"You're a dead man walking Cooper, a dead man walking." He said as he walked down the alley, sneaking a few distant looks at Carmelita. "You will love me dear. I will make you love me." And he disappeared.

Back at the van in the time of right after Sly closed the doors.

Sly fell back into the van joining Murray in an agonized yell. He pulled the knife out with a groan. "You guys okay?" he asked.

"I'm fine, but Murray's been shot." Bentley told him.

"All right, who was that?"

"I don't know, but I can only suppose it was Carmelita's stalker."

"Carmelita's stalker?"

"I thought you, if anyone, would know Carmelita has a stalker."

"What do you mean stalker?"

"A psychotic monster that's been following her around killing people and writing notes."

"So that's why she said I killed her doctor and cousin. She thinks I'm a psychotic killer." He didn't care about that anymore, she had pained him greatly tonight. Insulting him, that was fine, but to degrade his entire family was too far. His face immediately changed from worried to an I-don't-really-care-what-she-thinks look.

Bentley must have known he was hurt because he quickly pointed out they were home, and he needed to fix the wounds from the attack by Robert.

Sly was about to climb out of the van when he cut himself on the knife that had been buried in his shoulder. He picked it up and glared at it. In glaring at it, he noticed the note on it. "Hey Bentley" he said as he pulled it off. Then he read it aloud.

"Sly Cooper, it's too late for you to live. I must kill you for touching and troubling my lover. You are a DEAD MAN WALKING!

Robert Johnson,

Carmelita's only love"

"Wow, wait a minute, you kissed her!" Bentley yelled after a moment of silence. "I always told you flirting with Inspector Fox was going to kill you, and now it really is."

"Don't worry Bentley; we've faced tougher men than this guy. He can't really beat me."

"He's psychotic Sly; you don't know what he's capable of."

"He's not capable of stopping me." Sly walked off to his room, as Bentley and Murray made their way to Bentley's office (wherever he does the medical work anyway). Sly was left to brood over his own thoughts as he sat down on his bed.

So Carmelita had a stalker. A girl that beautiful was only expected to have some kind of obsessed jerk. Just like she probably thought he was. He couldn't be less obsessed about her anymore. She had no idea (she really didn't) how much she had hurt him. She wouldn't respect him or his family; he wasn't going to respect her. He would leave her family out of this, seeing as how much honor he has.

He wasn't going to let this happen though; he was going to get Carmelita to respect his family. And this Robert Johnson wasn't going to stop him. He had been nearly stopped dozens of times before this, but he had always been able to defeat any obstacle, any threat of his success. Robert wasn't going to become too great of an obstacle for him, he was a Cooper. Clockwerk hadn't stopped the Coopers, and Robert wasn't going to stop one either.

Sly lay on his back and simply stared off into space while he thought about what he was going to do to fix this problem. He came up with only one solution. He had to show her he wasn't her stalker, and the only way he could do that was to catch the real one. No, he wasn't going to stop the real one.

This was now beyond stopping. If Robert was really that crazy, he was going to fight hard. If he had hurt Carmelita so bad, Sly was going to hurt him worse. If he vowed to kill Sly…

"I will kill you Robert Johnson. You're the dead man walking."

Kinda obvious, kinda stupid, kinda wanna be reviewed.