Chapter 5
It's time for Health!
Tanya: Ooo!
She snapped it up.
Tanya: Good job, Roy. I'll remove your collar.
Roy: Really?
Amanda walked out of the auditorium.
Tanya: Ask her.
Roy looks expectantly at Amanda.
Amanda: No.
Roy: Aww… (--v)
Amanda pulled a collar out of her pocket and forced it on Marth. He's got a collar now too! It seems the girls wouldn't let them leave the school. What now!
With the forceful actions and persuasive voices of four high school girls, Marth and Roy joined them for Health class.
Marth: So…..what's this?
Roy: I've never seen such a room before.
The six of them all walked into the room for Health class. They seemed to have come early, for the class was still empty.
Amanda: its health, idiots. Where you learn about health-related stuff.
Laura: Like vegetables!
Vic: Heart disease!
Tanya: and STDs!
Roy: Wow. Sounds pretty interesting, huh, Marth?
Marth: Hmph. You've got to be joking, flame-head. I'm not interested in internal organs or diseases or stuff like that. I could care less about what falls out of the belly of my enemy while I'm slashing him!
Roy grabbed his sword and swung it around like a baseball bat, slicing open Marth and causing spillage of his guts.
Marth: Ahh! How dare you! AH! Somebody pick up my spleen!
Amanda: Nooo! Poor Marth! My Marthy!
Students who were unlucky enough to stroll on in ran around the class and screamed.
Laura: We have to do what we learned to do in an emergency situation.
Vic: Everyone listen to Laura, she's the smartest.
Tanya: Shove his organs back in! Here's some safety pins! Close him up! Hurry!
The small room started quickly flooding with blood and desks and random kids were getting swept out the door.
Amanda: His intestine keeps sliding out this hole!
There was a long pause, followed by a huge "EEEWWW!"
Laura: You're not doing it properly!
Marth: Aaah!
Vic: Aaah!
Tanya: Aaah!
Amanda: Aaah!
Roy was sleeping through all this.
Laura: It stopped!
Tanya: Okay the pins should hold it in.
Marth: See what happens when dumb-asses be dumb-asses?
Marth gave a huge slap across Roy's face.
Roy: Oww! That hurt.
Now that the room was flooded out, it was time to practice resuscitation; mouth to mouth style!
Amanda: I call Marth!
Marth: Aaah!