Chapter 7
Salty cravings cause havoc!
Marth and Roy were getting used to being at this strange new school, besides the fact that they were outcasted and chased by frothing fans.
Marth: Okay! Now that the disaster in Science is over, I can finally get a break.
Roy: No! It's time for food!
Roy walked into the cafeteria, stole the pretzel rack, and ran.
Roy: Noo! My pretzels! Stay back!
As the students angrily chased him, Roy chucked a pretzel back and hit a kid in the face.
Some kid: Aaah! Salt in my eyes! Get it out!
Amanda: Roy, you purple stupid pervert!
A giant mob came down the hallway after Roy brandishing sharp forks and poisonous hot dogs.
Tanya: Holy crap! Roy look what you've done!
Marth: Grr.. Come on!
Roy and the girls followed Marth away from the cafeteria mob. They stopped to catch their breath at the central point of the schools passages.
Laura: Let's tell the higher-ups about this outrage.
Vic: Yeah, we better.
Tanya: You mean the people in room 206?
Puzzled looks were spread across everyone's faces like cheese on crackers. Tanya pointed up.
Vic: Not in that way, Tanya.
Amanda: You're almost as idiotic as Roy!
Marth: Shut up! Follow me or get mobbed!
They all arrived at the main office and slammed open the door. Roy was trying to catch his breath.
Roy: GIANT MOB… CHASING…. US!
All he received was evil glares.
Secretary: You!
Marth and Roy backed up, worried intensely.
Secretary: You're the new students causing all this chaos, calamity, carnage, and…cheese!
Everyone: What the hell?
The secretaries rolled onto the floor happily nibbling little chunks of cheese.
Laura: These secretaries are just like the common field mouse.
Tanya: I always knew you were smarter than us!
Vic: Definitely smarter than you, Tanya.
Tanya: Hey! I'm intelyjunt!