Chapter 8
Here comes the boss
Marth and Roy thought they had the school's violent haters of them under control. Until the principal crashed through the glass door carrying a large shot gun.
Principal: It's time to die, kiddies! Muahahaha!
Amanda: Holy crap!
Vic: What's goin' on!
Marth: That's insane!
Principal: If you two noobs want to stay here at IVHS. You'll have to fight me!
Roy: (v) How convenient Mr. Principal, we were just here because one of your buses ran us over and we'll be on our way back to where we came from now.
Marth grabbed Roy's cape to stop him from leaving.
Roy: Hey! What's up? Let's split while we can!
Marth confidently chuckled.
Marth: Are you backing down from a fight, wimp?
Roy: No…
Marth: Ha! Let's take this guy.
Both of them drew their swords.
Tanya: This is no time to draw! Save it for art class!
Vic smacked Tanya's head.
Vic: Enough with the puns.
Principal: FOOLS!
He pulled the shotgun trigger and erasers and staples flew out.
Laura: Look out!
Marth: Aaaarrgh!
Marth leapt up and deflected the shots with the side of his sword, then both of them charged the principal head on.
Principal: You think I'm that stupid!
Marth: heh...
In a split second, Roy rolled over behind the principal. SLASH! He falls down on his knees, shaking, and then WHAM! On the floor.
Princpal: You… won?...
All the girls cheer for their swordsman heroes.
All: Hurray!
Amanda: Marth is the best. (giggle)
Marth: I know.
He shot a smirk at Roy.
Roy: Hey at least I'm good for exterminating evil guys.
Laura: Is it bad you killed our principal, deprived students of pretzels, drowned people in blood, and permanently scarred the rest of the school's population.
Vic: …Naw.
Tanya grabbed Roy's leg and snuggled it.
Tanya: I'll give you $20 to make out with Marth right now.
Marth and Roy just stared down at her in complete embarrassment.
Marth: Twenty bucks, you say?