"Whoa...where are we?"

/Oh, sure, ask me./

"I am."

/I was being SARCASTIC. I can't see anything/

"Why? What happened to your eyes?"

Daisuke was about to keep talking when all of a sudden a big blur of red and white jumped out in front of him. "Gimme all your jewel shards!"

Blink. "My what?"

"C'mon, you gotta have some, hand 'em over!" growled out a guy that looked to be in his late teens, wearing an old-fashioned red kimono and had long white hair with...some type of animal ears?

Daisuke pointed at him, "Why do you have fake cat ears on your head?"

This seemed to very piss off the cosplay freak, but before he could attempt to murder said tamer, he was hit in the head with a strange pointy gold object.

"Inuyasha, please. What are the odds of you finding someone with a fragment of the jewel, let alone someone who will just hand it over. Wait until Kagome-sama comes back to locate the shards," voiced the guy who was holding the strange pointy gold staff thingie. He had short black hair in a tiny ponytail and wore lots and lots of purple.

"Hey!" Daisuke called out, "I like purple too!"

Both strangers stared/blinked at the retarded child.

"Yeah, like..." the redhead rambled on, "...Dark's hair is purple!"

/... -sigh-/

"That's very...interesting. Sorry to bother you, goodbye!" The guy said as he was pulling along the violent one. They eventually disappeared over a hill.

"Huh." Daisuke looked around, "We're in the woods. Nowhere near Hiwatari-kun's house. Where the heck did we take a wrong turn?"

/Maybe the part where you jumped in a well! Dumbass./

"It was pretty!" he argued. "Anyway, maybe those guys will know a way back to the city. Think we should go ask them?"

/I -think- we should go back to the well./

"See, that's why you're not in charge! 'Cause you say dumb things!" he yelled at his kaito as he stalked after the two.

"Hey hey hey hey hey hey hey-!" Daisuke ran to catch up, "Which way is the city from here? I'm kinda lost."

Miroku, Inuyasha, Shippou, and Sango were sitting around the beginnings of a campfire as it was nearing dusk. The two humans of the group turned to each other with whispers of "who is that" and "what's a city".

Inuyasha quirked an eyebrow, "A city? Here?"

This caught the interest of his companions, "Inuyasha, you know what a city is?"

He nodded, "Kagome lives in one. It's what they call large villages in her time."

A round of "oh"s and a strange look from Daisuke later, Inuyasha addresses said boy, "How do you know about cities?"

"Um, because I live in one?"

Gasps!

"You're from another world?" asked Sango kinda shocked. Daisuke nodded dumbly.

"Goodness!" Miroku said also kinda shocked, "Well we must take care of you then! At least until Kagome-sama returns!"

"Kago-who?"

Everyone ignored Daisuke though and went on with whatever they were doing. Inuyasha was sleeping in a tree, Miroku was feeling up Sango, and Shippou was bouncing around hyper from all the candy Kagome left him. Eventually, it was the next morning.

"Hey guys, I'm back!" Announced Kagome, waking up everybody at the camp site. "...who is that?"

"Uh, I'm Daisuke!" Dai-chan said.

"He says he's from your world, Kagome-chan," Sango added.

Kagome stared, "Oh.My.God...are those new Sakinashi designer jeans!"

"Er, yeah..."

"OMG, I had to've been to every store in the mall looking for a pair and I can't find them anywhere! Where did you get them!"

"Um, I dunno, they were a gift..."

Kagome was all giddy and SQUEE-ed a couple of times and everybody just ran away from her, except for Daisuke who she pounced on and started copping feels like on those Axe commercials just because he was wearing smexy jeans.

Meanwhile...

WiTH iNuYaSHa-

He ran. Or rather, jumped. Those big prettyful leaps he does when he's 'running'. So anyway, he ran right onto Kouga's face. Ginta and Hakakku were there but they don't do too much now do they?

"Yo, inukoro! Watch where you're going!"

"Shut up, ookami."

"Hey..." Kouga grabbed Inuyasha by the front of his kimono, "Where's Kagome?"

"Off molesting some kid."

"WHAT?"

"I dunno," Inuyasha pushed Kouga away, "I can only assume she's raping him. I took off when she started freaking out over his clothes."

Right now Kouga's eyes were tiny dots and his mouth was wide open.

"WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? C'MON, WE GOTTA GO SAVE HER!" Kouga latched onto a kimono sleeve and yanked Inuyasha along as he did that little tornado thing and sped in the direction the hanyou was coming from.

WiTH MiRoKu aND SaNGo-

When the others split up, Miroku followed Sango to make sure she'd be okay (no, really...) and it was a good thing he did- right now they were being chased by this huge demon that was really powerful. It could dodge the Hiraikotsu and the Kazaana.

"Sango-chan! You go that way, and I'll go this way! If we split up, it'll get confused and wont follow us!"

"Right!" Sango nodded behind her poison mask, "Be careful, Hoshi-sama!"

So they split up into the forest again, Sango went right and Miroku went left. The lecherous monk chuckled to himself as he watched the demon chase after the demon-slayer, "Foolish Sango, demons are just like wild animals. They are angered by bright colors. Your demon-slayer outfit is lined with a bright pink but I just wear dull colors, or course it would chase after you! AHAHAHAHAHA!" He laughed at his brilliant scheme. "Now I'm all alone and have the perfect alibi so no one will ask what I was doing!" He laughed some more and started gathering leaves and other types of herbs and things he could find.

"I can finally make that love potion that I read about in Mushin-sama's scroll when I was little! FUFUFUFUFU!"

WiTH SaNGo-

"AAAIIIEEE!" she screamed, running helplessly around in circles. /That damn monk! I'll get him for this/

It was a big serpent-like demon that was incredibly agile to be able to dodge anything thrown at it. Sango swung her boomerang again, "ACK! WHY WON'T IT DIE?"

WiTH iNuYaSHa aND KouGa-

"Where the hell IS she!" Kouga demanded. By this time, Inuyasha had gotten used to Kouga's super speed and wasn't so dizzy anymore. Actually he was running alongside him now, "Feh, what do I know? I was running for a while before I stepped on you!"

"Oh yeah, I'm still gonna kick your ass for that!"

"Oh yeah?"

"Yeah!"

"Oh yeah?"

"Yeah!"

"Oh yeah?"

WiTH SHiPPou-

"AAAIIIEEE!"

Shippou gasped and turned in the direction of the scream, "That sounded like Sango!" So he scampered off that way, "I'm coming, Sango!"

WiTH KaGoMe aND DaiSuKe-

"H-hey! Stop!"

"No! Take them off, TAKE THEM OFF!"

"Help! RAPE!"

"I SAID TAKE THEM OFF!"

"NOOO! SAVE ME! HIWATARI-KUUN!"

WiTH iNuYaSHa aND KouGa-

"Oh yeah?"

"Yeah!"

"Oh yeah?"

WiTH MiRoKu-

"MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

WiTH SaNGo-

"HEEELP!"

Sango was so tired from running she just collapsed onto the ground, "Omg, I'mgonnadieI'mgonnadieI'mgonnadie- And I wont be able to realize my dream of becoming a stripper!" she cried big waterfall tears.

"Don't worry Sango! I'll save you!"

"Ah! Hoshi-sama?" she asked hopefully. The demon-slayer stared off in the direction of the voice. When no one appeared, she looked down to see an orange fluffball with a big blue bow on it's head.

"Eh...Shippou...?"

The large serpent demon came out of the bushes right after Shippou and charged.

"Kitsune-bi!"

It swallowed the little blue flame in one bite.

Shippou: -twitch-

"Sorry Sango! You're on your own!"

"Wait, Shippou! NOOO!"

WiTH iNuYaSHa aND KouGa-

"Oh yeah?"

"Yeah!"

"Oh yeah?"

"Wait, wait, why are we doing this again? Shouldn't we be looking for Kagome?"

Inuyasha blinked, "Oh. Yeah. That."

"Well don't just stand there, inukoro, unless you want me to save her myself!"

"As if!"

And they sped off again.

WiTH MiRoKu-

"In goes, in goes, in goes, in goes too much sauce! In goes, in goes, in goes tartar sauce too! The basics, salt, pepper and some sugar for sweetness! Mix it and mix it and mix it on a high heat and boom!" (1) Miroku cackled evily as he held up the bowl full of black liquid. "Perfect! The potion is complete, and soon I will have all that I desire! AHAHAHAHAHA!" He stopped and thought, "Hm, I can't help but wonder if what I'm doing is bad? Oh well!"

He poured the liquid into one of those wooden things that hold water and started to jog off back to camp. Everyone should've returned by now.

/With this, Inuyasha will be mine/

WiTH SHiPPou-

"Uh...Sango...?" Shippou felt bad about being a scaredy-fox and came back looking for the demon-slayer, but couldn't find any trace of her. "Sango?"

WiTH KaGoMe aND DaiSuKe-

"S-stop..."

"Ah...oh yeah..."

WiTH iNuYaSHa aND KouGa-

"Come ON! You went THIS FAR? How COULD you leave Kagome ALONE!"

"Shut UP, you stupid-"

"There she is!" Kouga came to a screeching halt at the sight of his woh-man. Inuyasha came up right behind him, and paled, "KAGOME! How COULD you!"

"Heheh...guess I got...carried away?" Kagome scratched the back of her head sheepishly. Currently Daisuke was sitting in just his boxers trying to cover himself up as Kagome was wearing his designer jeans. "But they just feel so good! So comfortable, and I look great in them!" She studied her reflection in a puddle. Why was there a puddle? I dunno, maybe some wild animal took a pee.

Daisuke blushed a deep red, "I feel so violated..."

/That...was not pretty.../

Kouga was shocked, "Ka...Kagome..."

"That still doesn't explain how you could do that to us!" Inuyasha wailed, "After all those times we saved you, you still choose to get into another guy's pants? What about us! What about OUR pants!"

"If you want me to, I don't mind wearing your kimono..."

"It's too late for that, Kagome! We just can't trust you anymore!" Kouga tried to hide his tears, but Inuyasha cried freely, and he bolted off in a random direction...right into Miroku.

"I-Inuyasha? What upsets you?" The monk grabbed him by the shoulders and asked, trying to sound genuinely concerned.

-sniffle- "N-nothing..."

"Nonsense! Here, drink this, it'll make you feel better." /bwahahahaHAHAHAHAHA/

Inuyasha took a big gulp from the wooden...er...cup...thing...and screamed, "ACK! MY MOUTH IS ON FIRE!" He ran over to the puddle Kagome was posing in and drank it dry.

"Inukoro? Are you...okay?" Kouga asked hessitantly. He didn't want to be nice, but the fact that they weren't competing for Kagome anymore lightened the tension between them some. He threw 'inukoro' in there just in case.

He whirled around to face him, "Kouga...how many times have I told you-" The hanyou blinked, "...that I..." and rubbed his eyes, "...love it when you call me that!"

Everybody: EHH?

Inuyasha pounced on Kouga, "Oh my big strong wolfy, I can't believe it took me this long to realize that I love you!"

Kouga: -is horrified and speechless-

"NOOOOOOOOO!"

Everyone turned to look at Miroku who just cried out.

"You stupid wolf! If it weren't for you, Inuyasha would have looked at ME first, and he'd be in love with ME! Because he and I are meant to be together!"

"...what the shit are you sniffin, monk? I'd never love you. I have my Kouga-kun!"

"AHH, no you don't!" Kouga sped off in his tornado fashion.

"Wait my love!" Inuyasha dashed after him.

Miroku fell to the ground, defeated. "There goes my one chance at love..."

"What about Sango?" Kagome asked.

"Oh, that," Shippou suddenly joined the scene, "She was eaten by a serpent demon."

The cursed monk sighed again and slumped his head lower. He then had an amazing thought and his gaze shot up to meet the girl's. "Hey...I just had a great idea, Kagome-sama."

"Hm? What's that?"

Miroku got that lecherous twinkle back, "You have no one...I have no one..."

She immediately caught on to what he was saying, "I see...but what about Shippou?"

"That's okay," the fox child said, "I can go knock myself out."

"Okay then. Well, shall we?"

"Wait, aren't you going to propose properly first?"

"Of course, how rude of me. Kagome-sama, will you bear my child?"

"That's more like it."

"Uh...hey..." Daisuke started waving his arms around wildly, "There are three things wrong with this scene! First- I'm the main character! Why isn't there more of me? Second- this is a yaoi fanfic! No wacky het! Third- CAN I HAVE MY PANTS BACK?"

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A/N: Er...Sakinashi is just a brand name I made up. GOD, this chapter was messed up, wasn't it?