Thanks for the reviews dudes! You rock! Okay, just so you know, I'm turning my story "Splee" into just some pointless Danny Phantom skits. But they will surely be funny. Maybe if I get some reviews begging me to continue, but otherwise, no.

Anyway,

CHAPTER 18:

Vlad nearly fell out of his chair. "What did you just say?"

Mac smiled. "I got you a date!" he said, handing Vlad the piece of paper. "She has a son too! His name is Trey! She said he and I could hang out while you guys go on your date!"

Vlad grabbed Mac by his collar and held him in the air. "Has it ever occurred to you," he said, "That maybe, oh... I ALREADY LOVE SOMEONE?"

"Yeah," Mac said, "but she doesn't love you back! So I went online and got you a date! It's tomorrow at seven! She lives in Green Bay. The address in on that piece of paper I just gave you."

"I'm NOT going to date random women! I love Maddie!"

"I know."

"Then what did you do this for?"

"Because you're always lonely! You'll like her I promise!"

"NO! I HAVE LOVED MADDIE FOR OVER 20 YEARS! I WON'T GIVE UP ON HER NOW!"

"But she don't like you. Candy does."

"Who is Candy?"

"That's the girl's name!"

Vlad dropped Mac and sat in his chair. He allowed himself to calm down. If I go, he thought, then I'll never have a chance with Maddie! Unless... His brain had another idea. If he took Candy out, and had the reunion, maybe Maddie would be jealous!

Vlad sighed. "Alright Mac, I'll go... but this is for me not you!"

Mac punched the air above him and screamed, "YEAH!"

"Settle down," Vlad said, "Now what do I have to do?"

"Dinner and a movie."

Simple enough foe Vlad. "Alright," he said. He wasn't very exited about his.

Mac ran upstairs and started to play video games. Vlad continued to watch the Packers game. The Packers won 14 to 13. Vlad was nearly screaming through the whole thing.

The next day, time: 6:30pm------

Mac was ready to go meet Trey. Since Vlad was picking up Candy, he had to go to her house.

"Okay," Mac said to Vlad, who was tightening his bow tie, "have you ever done this before?"

Vlad looked angrily at him. "Of course I have!" he growled.

"Well sor-rie Mr. Lonely," Mac said in a matter of factly tone.

Vlad and Mac walked out into the enormous garage. Vlad was getting ready to board into the limo, but Mac stopped him.

"We shouldn't take that," he said.

"Why not?" Vlad asked, shutting the door.

Mac looked at the ground and rubbed the back of his neck. "Well I sort of left out one eensy weensy detail..." he said.

"What?"

"I didn't tell you that you were THE Vlad Masters."

"YOU IDIOT!"

"Yeah, sorry!"

"She's obviously going to notice when I get there!"

"Maybe not, I mean... nevermind."

Vlad kicked the limo and looked around at the other cars he had. "Then which one should I take Mr. Dating expert?"

Mac scratched his chin, "hm... the Mercedes!" he said, " I call shotgun!"

"Fine."

Vlad got into the Mercedes and drove off to the location that Mac wrote down.

7:15pm----

Vlad pulled into the driveway of a small white house. Mac and Vlad got out of the car and walked up the concrete steps. Vlad rang the doorbell.

A woman with blonde hair opened the door. Vlad nearly passed out. Oh my god! She's gorgeous! He thought.

"Um.. Hello. Are you Vlad?"

"Y-Yeah. You must be Candy?"

"Yeah!" she said and smiled. Looked at Mac. "Oh my god! Who's this little fella?"

"I'm Mac," Mac said, a little uncomfortable at being called 'little fella', but it didn't bother him too much. I mean after all, he WAS short.

"Nice goggles!" she said.

"Thank you. Were's Trey?"

"Oh right!" she called Trey and he appeared at the door. He had blue hair and a black t-shirt. He had baggy blue jeans. He pulled them up.

Sounds familiar.

"Sorry about him!" Candy said, "He's going through a phase of 'dye your hair different colors'."

"That's okay. Mac has blue tips on his hair."

Trey looked at Mac. "Hey, 'sup?" he asked.

Mac shrugged, "Nada, you?"

"Word."

Vlad looked at them and then at Candy. "What are they talking about?" he asked her.

"No clue. That must just be how teenagers talk these days."

"I guess. So you ready to go?"

"Yeah, let's go."

They started toward the Mercedes when Vlad looked over his shoulder and mouthed to Mac, "Remind me to raise your allowence."

Mac caught it and obviously, so did Trey because they both started to chuckle. Mac and Trey walked inside and Vlad and Candy went into the car.

Everyone was going to have a heck of a night.

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