Spandex

Chapter Three: Mafias and MURDERED Theories
By lilacpurple
Disclaimer: What? I'm sorry I can't read without my hearing aid.
A/N: You know years ago when I said, at some point, that this would only be about three chapters? Um, well, it's rather hard to explain this to you BUT I CAN'T END IT HERE IT'S TOO MUCH FUN...

Beast Boy was now reveling in the beauty of a pair of jeans. They were so...simple. And yet so delicately made to be awesome. They folded for easy access. They could be pulled on and off with ease, and without scissors. His other outfit had taken several snips from the kitchen scissors to get off.

But now he was pondering more difficult matters that didn't make sense to him. Like the Titan's Tower. Now that he thought about it, where had the tower come from? As far as he could remember, they had just bought it.

Which was odd. Not many people had T-shaped towers that were situated in such a scenic area. It sure was lucky it had been for sale.

And so he came to another area of confusion. Where was the money coming from? It wasn't like being a hero was a paying job. Nobody ever appreciated him or the others. I mean, he was green, Raven was scary...(in a SWIMSUIT), Cyborg was a robot-ish type thing, Robin was...Robin, and Starfire...okay, Starfire was definitally appreciated by the male populace. But that was only one out of five. Not good odds.

Were they all part of the mafia? He would have to ponder this carefully also. Because that wasn't fair. Being in the mafia would be SO cool...and he would be angry if they were and he wasn't...

But he was with them all the time. Hmmm. He bound his old theory in proverbial ropes, threw it into the closet and shot it with an AK47. It was of no further use to him.

Hmmm. Mafia?

Quite possibly.

He picked up his theory, dusted it off, and took it to the kitchen with him. To feed his brain, and thus his theory, he made tofu; the food of the gods.

A/N: That'sanother ending, my lovely dumplings. And none too soon. For it is 11:04. Blah. I always give personal responses to my reviews...so there.

Prince Izzy X: Oh yes I am very interesting. (saluts!)
Nota Lone: I read your fic, or one of 'em. Rocked my socks, more importantly, my special chicken socks. They have a chicken and they say "party". Just thought I'd tell you. You should update your fic. And you don't...ramble...not...as...much...as...I...do..(rambles) (dies)
Kyuubi no Tai: (blushes)
I'm not telling: Eeeeww! NEVER AGAIN! mine eyes! (screams. Dies.)
ninjamonkey: uh...(blushes more...)
TigerHelix: You know everything annoys me right? Eh heh just kidding. But yeah, thankyee! I will most likely use that on a later chapter.
silverfingers: NNNOooo PHIL! We love you man! And cut back on your damn sugar intake. Damnit. HAHAHAH! How are you not on IM at (glance at clock) 11:10!

So that's it, my little...(search for random adjective)...trees. I will see you at a later time.