Spandex

Chapter Four: The Monumental Fourth Chapter

A/N: So I re-read this and...I just may be the most random person ever. Also my chapters are so short. I'm so sorry, it will ...probably never happen again.
Disclaimer: For the point of this conversation, I own ...nothing...? (lawyers in background clap approval)
This chapter is dedicated to Dark knightress, mainly because I used her idea! But not her typing. I could barely read it...

It was just another one of those days for our favorite band of superheros. Nothing, literally, nothing was happening. It was very boring. Cyborg and Beast Boy had even gotten tired of playing video games. A rare occurance.

"I'm bored." Beast Boy pronounced after several more seconds of silence passed.

"I know!" Starfire shouted, allowing the boys a lovely view of her brilliantly purple underpants as she jumped up from the couch. She ignored that, and to the farthest extent possible the boys did as well. "We shall, as you say, order what you call a pizza?"

"Great idea, Star." said Robin, still looking somewhat dazed. Beast Boy, who was immune to all flashing, nodded happily.

And with that it was done. They pulled out some coupons which had been meticulously saved by Robin, cut one out, and called up Pizza Hut for a large cheese pizza. Delivery was in thirty minutes or for free. (A/N: What? It's a Ninja Turtles reference! Come on, people...come on.) Beast Boy had always hoped one of them would be late, just so he could laugh rather insanely at the delivery boy, but they never were.

As Starfire pulled some money out of a jar, Beast Boy blinked. The money came from a jar?

"Star? Where do we get the money?" Beast Boy asked curiously.

Starfire considered, her finger on her chin."Well, I do odd jobs and Cyborg fixes stuff from time to time. I know that. And the rest goes in the human currency jar." She said, happily giving it a good shake. There was a lot of money in there.

Wow. That was really suspicious. Definitally in the Mafia. Where did Starfire hide the guns on her? I mean, with an outfit that form fitting...

Not thinking about it, he commanded himself silently.He started as the doorbell rang and glanced at his watch. It had only been around five minutes if he was right about when he had called. Starfire instantly bounded to the door, once again flahsing all of them. Raven looked up from the book she had been reading with a look of disgust and announced quitely that her eyes had been violated.

"Mister Delivery man, here is your delivery money!"Starfire said happily as she accepted the pizza.

"This isn't the right amount... " he began, pocketing it nonetheless.

"It isn't?" She asked with innocence.

"No, no, it's fine. Thank you very much young lady." he said with a somewhat evil grin.

Beast Boy had just landed by the door on his butt when Starfire was about to shut it. "Hey! Dude! How did you get here?" he asked.

"I walked." The Deliveryman said steadily, and slunk off into the night. Beast Boy blinked in confusion, rubbing his eyes.

But the deliveryman was gone...how curious...

A/N: Well it was longer than it could have been, considering. Oh yes oh yes.

I'm not telling: I am very fine...just on a constant sugar high. You have been forewarned. Hey, thanks for the info. How do you know these things? Do you read the comic or something? I admit to being a Starfire basher...in all her forms. They must not get many attackers on Tamaran if they spend most of their time naked and without armour...
Dark knightress: Thanks for the idea! Muwahahah! You don't mind do you?
silverfingers: I was on AIM and YOU weren't on, liarface!
Naztar: Oh, thank you! Nah, I really haven't seen that much Teen Titans...I'm more into Rurouni Kenshin. AWESOME show.
HVK: Hahah (squeal) and Beast Boy isn't stupid! He's smart...in a very slow, slow, way. I tried to make this chapter a little longer for you.
gum: Robin is a nerd...I can't help it...but I have to admit taking off spandex with scissors would be hard...
Nota Lone: My chicken socks are developing holes because I keep playing Dance Dance Revolution in them (sigh)...but nobody in my school who's challenged me has been able to beat me yet, so I suppose you have to make some sacrifices. Did I say you had lost your mind? I know I have but that's beyond the point...

OH no...that's the end of my reviews...well THAT'S okay because I'm just getting more...yes? Yes. Please.