Chapter 6:Shino:The Butterfly Case
The sun was shining. The birds chirping. Bees buzzing. It would be a typical day. Except for the fact that Kakashi, Kurenai, Asuma, and Gai decided to take their teams to the museum. Lee and Gaiand had done their whole Lee! Gai! thing. Neji said that he would do anthing to get back at the Main House while Tenten said okay. So Lee picked them all up and ran there.
Chouji wanted to see what kind of food they had, Shikamaru was interested in the exhibits but was too lazy to say it. Ino was reluctant at first but when she heard Sasuke was going she dragged her whole team there.
Shino only nodded, Hinata said that she thinks it would be fun. Kiba said he wanted to get to see the dinosaur exhibits and so did Akamaru. So they did their beast thing, picked them all up, and ran all the way there.
Sasuke said he was too superior to go to a museum. Sakura said it might be exciting while Inner Sakura said, ' That sounds as boring as hell! But here's a chance to go on a date with Sasuke!' Naruto was going to say "Bbbbboooooorrrriiinnnggg!" but the voice of Kyuubi interfered.
(Wait a minute gaki) said Kyuubi. (There's a fox exhibit and I want to see what that's all about.)
(Screw you fox!) Naruto mentally said. (I do not owe you any favors!)
(Really) said Kyuubi. (So fast healing powers, extra boosts of Chakra, and saving your ass all those times is not during you a favor? Oh well. I guess I won't do it anymore then.)
(Okay okay) said a annoyed Naruto. (I'll go.)
"Let's go!" Naruto shouted. He ran as fast as he could with help from Kyuubi. Leaving a blinking Sakura and Sasuke.
"The dobe shall not be me!" exclaimed Sasuke. He ran after Naruto.
"Wait for me Sasuke-kun!" Sakura said as she raced after him.
"Naruto must be rubbing off on them," Kakashi sighed. "I could've poofed them there." So he poofed away. After a few minutes, they all got there at the same time. Even Sakura. How? Let's just say Naruto did it.
"Hahaha!" laughed Gai. "I got here before Kakashi!"
"Yo," Kakashi said to everybody as he walked out of the building. "What took you all so long?"
Gai gasped. "Kakashi! Again you beat me to a place! I envy your speed!"
"Don't worry master Gai!" Lee said. "You're still the best sensei I've ever known!"
"Lee!"
"Gai!"
"Lee!"
"Gai!"
"Lee!"
"Gai"
"Hey!" said Gai. "Where did they go?" They look around to found all the other teams gone. Neji and Tenten too.
"Let's go in Lee!" Gai said.
"Yes master!" Lee said.
Shino saw something disturbing and horrible in the museum. More horrible than Gai and Lee doing their Gai! Lee! thing. And that is disturbing. More horrible then seeing a manga book being destroyed. It made him feel nauseated. Kiba had ssaid it was cool while Kurenai said it was amazing. Hinata was silent because she felt that Shino would scold since he did not nod or move. She had used her Byakugan to see that Shino was looking at it in disgust. Plus, he had a lot of bugs in his clothes but she was use that now since the first time she checked where he kept his bugs. At first she was a bit timid and disturbed but she thought about how people felt when they saw her Byakugan. Okay now, we're getting off topic.
Anyways, what Shino was looking at was a murder seen for sick people to look at in awe. It was a butterfly case. Where innocent butterflise were killed and put there. It was 10 feet big and 5 feet long.
"What the hell?" Shino said coldly. "Who the hell did this?"
"Did what?" Kurenai asked nervously since Shino didn't really get angry often.
"Did that sick thing," Shino said coldly as he pointed to the case.
"What are you talking about?" Kiba asked sensing his anger in confusion. "That's just a butterfly case."
"A butterfly case?" Shino asked in disbelief. "That is not a butterfly case. A butterfly case is suppose to have pictures of butterflise on it. Or is shaped like a butterfly. But this. This is murder! Murder if innocent butterflies!"
"Excuse me sir," said an old guy with gray here in a blue business suit. "I'm the manager here. Is there a problem sir?"
"Yes there is," Shino said. "I request that you take down that murder scene." He again pointed to the case.
"What!" exclaimed the manager. "That is the biggest butterfly case in Konoha! Sure the Grass country has a bigger one but there is no way you can get me to take it down! Security! Take this punk out!" Two Chunins pop up out of nowhere, grab Shino, andthrew him out.
"Stay out nut job!" they said.
"I demand justice!" Shino said. Then, another group of Chunins threw Naruto out.
"Stay out ramen monster!" they said.
"I demand you sell ramen!" Naruto shouted. After that, Shikamaru was thrown out.
"Stay out lazy!" they said. "This is a museum! Not a motel or hotel!
"That was too troublesome," Shikamaru sighed. Guess what? If you guessed that another person was thrown out you are right! Lee was thrown out.
"Stay out freak!" they said. "You're scaring off people!"
"What the do you mean?" Lee asked. Though, the Chunins already left.
"We should help each other," Shino said.
"It would too troublesome," Shikamaru said.
"Let's do it!" Naruto said excitely.
"I agree!" Lee said excitely. "Let's rush in without a plan!"
"Yeah!" Naruto agreed. The four rushed inside. Though,eight Chunins were waiting.
"I'll care of them!" shouted Lee as he used his Taijutsu against the Chunins.
"I'll stay behind to make sure he's okay," Shikamaru said as he sat down. Naruto and Shino made their way to the butterfly case. As they got there they saw that the room had the managerb and 20 Chunins in it and their teammates and friends were gaping at the butterfly case.
"Kuso!" said Shino. "What are we going to do?"
"I got an idea," Naruto said. "But cover your eyes."
"Why?" asked Shino.
"Do you want a nose bleed?" Naruto asked.
"No," Shino replied.
"Then close your eyes," Naruto said. Shino did. Naruto then made some hand seals.
"Ninja Harem!" Naruto exclaimed. "Harem No Jutsu!" All of a sudden, 30 naked female Naruto's appeared. The Chunins, the manager, Kakashi, Asuma, Gai, Kiba, Neji, Chouji, and even Sakura, and Ino got exploding nose bleeds and were knocked out. Tenten, Hinata, and Kurenai looked away in embarssment.
(Wow!) thought Naruto. (I wonder what's it like doing two girls at the same time! Huh. I guess having Kakashi and Jiraiya as senseis really must have corrupted my innocence. Oh well.)
"Hey Naruto," Shino said. "Is itsafe now?"
"Yeah," Naruto said as he dropped the Ninja Harem. Shino opened his eyes to find everyone but Kurenai, Tenten, Hinata, and Sasuke on the floor with nose bleeds.
"So this is your infamous Sexy No Jutsu combined with the Kage Bunshin No Jutsu," Shino commented.
"Yep," Naruto said.
"Hey dobe!" Sasuke said. "Why the hell did you do that?"
"Hey!" Naruto exclaimed. "Why aren't you passed out with a nose bleed? Are you gay or something?"
"What!" Sasuke exclaimed. "I'm not!"
"It would explain a lot," Naruto said.
"It would," Shino agreed.
"Attack!" Sasuke screamed. He starts using his fire jutsu against them.
"What the hell are we going to do?" Shino asked as he dodged some shruikens inside fire.
"I'll distract him!" Naruto shouted. "You get the case!" Shino nodded and ran towards the butterfly case. Naruto made some hand seals and said. "Kage Bunshin No Jutsu!" Twenty other Narutos surrounded Sasuke.
"Sharingan!" Sasuke said. "You can't beat me. I'm superior"
"Try it you bastard," Naruto said cockily. He and 18 of the clones attacked while two did Henge No Jutsu.
"I'm superior!" Sasuke laughed after defeating 16 Narutos. "
Sasuke-kun!" said Sakura and Ino as they grab onto his arms and surprising him. They then turned into two Narutos.
"What the hell!" Sasuke said. The other Narutos took out three long ropes and tied him up.
As this was happening, Shino had ran to the case, grabbed it, and ran.
"Shino!" Kurenai called. "What's the meaning of this?" Though, he ignored her. He noticed the others starting to stir and started to run faster. Tenten tried to stop him because she was tired of doing nothing. She threw kunais and shruikens but his bugs formed an armor to protect him.
"Let's go," Shino said as he passed Naruto. "And help me carry this."
"Okay," said Naruto taking one end of the case. They ran to the front where a pile of Chunins and Lee stood and Shikamaru sat.
"Naruto!" Lee shouted. "Shino! My friends! I see your goal has been acomplished"
"Yes," Shino said. "Now let's burn this so the souls of the innocent may live on."
"Okay!" Lee said.
"Troublesome," Shikamaru said. They went to Shino's house where they prepared for the ritual.
Later...
"Souls of the innocence," Shino said as he held a match over the butterfly case that was wrapped in a oil drenched towel. "Let your souls move on to a better life in the afterlife. And let all your sufferings end." He dropped the match and the case burned.
"Are you sure it was a good idea to perform the ritual on the top of the museum's roof?" asked Lee.
Shino shrugged.
"It could burn down the museum," Shikamaru said.
"Let it," Shino said.
"You could be charged for arson," Shikamaru said.
"Then let's leave now," Naruto said. Lee grabbed Shikamaru andjumped off the building since Shikamaru didn't want to jump, with Shino and Naruto following.
Meanwhile, their unconcious teammates had just gained conciousness. Wondering what happend.
To be continued...