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Chapter Twenty
They eventually arrived back at the village. Inuyasha ended up carrying Ranma, even though both of them refused at first but Akane and Kagome forced them. On the ways back, Akane explained that Ranma was scared of cats because his father had thrown him into a pit of hungry cats numerous times with various food products tied to him, while Ranma watched Kirara suspiciously. Kaede greeted them as they arrived back at the village, glad that Akane and Ranma were okay. Inuyasha threw Ranma off of his back, literally, and so began a little squabble between the two.
"Ow, that hurt you idiot!" Ranma yelled as he sat on the ground beside Inuyasha.
"Whatever, it's not my fault that I had to carry you, you weak human!"
"It's not my fault either, stupid hanyou!"
"Bastard!"
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Finally, Kagome got fed up with their arguing, "Would you both just shut up! You're both -----censored-----!"
Everybody stared at her in awe. Kagome was not known to swear like that.
"Sorry," she apologized, embarrassed by her outburst, "I need to get away from you guys. I'm going to the hot springs."
Sango and Akane both decided to go with her. So, after give Miroku a warning to stay away, as well as a very violent threat, the three girls headed off to the hot springs.
"Aaaah, this feels great," Kagome sighed as she relaxed into the steamy hot water. Akane and Sango sat on wither side of her. Sango looked over her shoulder, like she had been doing every five minutes since they got there, making sure Miroku wasn't peeping.
"Relax Sango. I don't think he's going to come. I mean after that last time, I don't think he'll ever peep on you again," Kagome assured her.
"I doubt that," Sango said sceptically.
"What happened last time?" Akane asked.
Kagome laughed slightly. "Oh, she beat him so bad with her Hiraikotsu, that he could barely walk. You'd swear he'd have brain damage by now."
Sango smirked, "He didn't grope me for an entire week. That was a good week."
"Not for me…" Miroku muttered from where he was hiding behind a tree. Sango looked around again. Miroku ducked down, and Sango didn't see him. Miroku smirked and looked around the tree. Even though Sango didn't see him, from a different angle, perhaps from where Akane was sitting, he was perfectly visible.
"Wagh! Pervert!" Akane yelled and picked up a big, big, big rock that was beside her. She hurled it straight at Miroku, who squealed like a little girl and ran away.
"That pervert monk. He's going to get it his time!" Sango fumed and got dressed, taking off after Miroku.
"I'll help you," Akane said, doing the same as Sango. Kagome sighed and sunk down into the water.
Ah, I like writing humor…
Falling Tenshi: There, Ranma rode on Inuyasha's back, just for you! And hey, the chapter was longer then usual, so stop picking on me.
UdUnNoMe: Thank you and I try to make chapters longer, I really do. I just…I dunno, get lazy.
Flidar: I like you too! You always have good ideas, and as you can see, I use them. Hehe.
Cya!