Yoga Show Pt.2
The special guest
Okay, first of all on the 1st part I forgot to put on a few things:
1. Instead of disowner, I wanted to put disclaimer
2. The accent for Shadi will be Indian (Let's say he's half Egyptian and half Indian.)
3. Kaiba's wife is not, I repeat, IS NOT Serenity NOR TEA!(Sorry it's just…serenity is not perfect for Kaiba. And most definitely not tea, I hate her. She doesn't belong to Kaiba NOR YUGI NOR YAMI! sorry got carried away. Ahem )
4. Oh…I forgot the wife. The wife is someone that you won't know cuz my friend haruko sohma made her up.
Disclaimer: I don't own YUGIOH (I…sob…wish) nor Fruits basket
Key:
S: Shadi
D: Dartz
T: Tohru
K: Kyo
Y: Yuki
M: Momiji
A: someone in the audience
: My comments
Now welcome back to the yoga show! Here's Shadi!
S(put on Indian accent): Welcome back! While you were gone, Dartz was in shock by the fall. So… how are you Dartz, my brothra?
D: Still…alive…great…Levi…a than…
K: This dude has problems (drinking a glass of milk guess they were interested )
M: I hope he is okay
T: yeah, he better take good care of himself.
M: yup… want some candy?
S: Our third guest has finally arrived. He is from another city in Japan.
(Kyo starts to drink some milk and Yuki eating popcorn)
S: Please welcome our new brothra, SHIIIIIGUREE!
(Kyo spits out the milk, Yuki choked on the popcorn, Tohru & Momiji clapped happily.)
Now, Shigure showed up in tights smiling 0.o
Y&K: THAT…SICK…BASTARD… (Every 3 dot is a gasp for breath)
M: This sure is a surprise.
T: yeah. That's so cool. Shigure looks great in those tights
Yuki and Kyo stared at their secret crush. (Eehh…Tohru…I think you said too much)
S: welcome (he kisses Shigure like you know on the cheek as if they've been great friends. Poor Dartz did the same but it was painful to stand up so Shigure bent down.0.o)
S: Please, tell us about yourself before we can get started. Who would you like to give a shout out to?
Sh: HEY TOHRU HONDA, YUKI SOHMA, KYO SOHMA! LOOK I'M ON T.V! AND LOOK I'M IN MY TIGHTS. DON'T I LOOK WONDERFUL!
Y: That stupid, idiot dog!
K: He…called our…names!
(In the audience someone whistled at Shigure when he turned to show everyone how he looked)
Y: I'M…BLIND…
K: SO AM I…
Y & K (SHOUTING): WE SEE THE LIGHT AND IT BURNS!
Sh: Well, thank you for the person who whistled at me for my beautifulness.
A: give me your phone number babe.
K, Y, T, M: o.O
Sh: I live with 3 people…I'm a novelist and I love dogs. Gee I wonder why you sick dog
S: You write?
Sh: yes in fact I brought two of my books.
Shadi starts reading the book.
Sh: my… this is interesting don't you agree Dartz? you might know what he means 'interesting'
Dartz nodded and started reading one of the books
Sh: I can't wait to come back home and tell Kyo, Yuki and Tohru about my adventures if they are not seeing this.
D: I have a feeling they are
K: THAT'S IT SICKO! YOU ARE NOT COMING BACK
Yuki helped Kyo blocked all entrances to the house wow for once they work together
S: all right we'll be right back after the commercials. While you are watching the commercial, Dartz and I will be reading this.
THE YOGA SHOW IS SPONSERED BY DUEL DISKS. GET THEM AT YOUR LOCAL KAIBA CORP STORE. OR CALL 1-800 KAIBA CO
Warning: the president may be in a bad mood so I suggest don't call him
So what do you think? The sponsor thing I just made it up right now so, yeah. Some lines were made up by my friend. Next part will be coming soon…