So, this is that random funny-ish fic that I told people about… if not a lot of people like it… off if goes! (into the endless trash bins of this site…)

Kai is mine… my bio has everything about her…

I can't believe I only got two people… Ghost and Dane…

Not too late to enter your oc! But… I'm only taking 5! Next 3 are gonna be in here…

Ghost the hedgehog- Umm… who's Alec? Please don't tell me that your name is Alec Routhier… please, no… you aren't him, right? Because… if you are-

Whatever, on with the story!

"You know that I hate you, Sonic?" Kai asked him.

"Yeah… you mentioned that…" he said.

"Come on, Kai, Sonic… if you're gonna do the '7 minutes in heaven'… less talk, more making out!" Rouge laughed out.

(A/N-If you don't know what 7 Minutes In Heaven is… then, you suck! Sorry, no! I was only kidding… it's a game where two people of the opposite gender are in a closet for… 7 minutes-hence the name- got it?)

"SHUT THE HELL UP, YOU ADULTEROUS FUCK! How come you aren't in here?" Kai asked, inside the closet.

"Uh… shut the hell up!" Rouge yelled.

"I HATE SONIC! I WANTED SHADOW!" Kai yelled.

"Yeah, she hates So- I mean… me and wants Shadow!" Sonic yelled.

Rouge sighed. She grabbed Shadow.

"What the fuck are you doing? Get the hell off of me, you shithead!" Shadow said.

Rouge opened the closet door and pushed Shadow in. She then put Big in front of the door. Knuckles was cracking up.

"NOOOOOOOO! ROUGE! GET ME OUT! KAI'S A MENTAL BITCH! GET ME OUT! NOOOOOOOOO!" he yelled.

Kai had a huge smile on and jumped on Shadow.

"AAAHHH! OH, SHIT! GET HER OFF OF ME!"

Sonic was closing his eyes most of the time.

"Wow… sounds like they're having fun…" Knuckles said sarcastically.

"Then why don't we?" Rouge asked with an eyebrow up.

"YOU PEOPLE ARE SICK BASTARDS!" Tails yelled.

(A/N-Tails-rich… everyone lives in his mansion… except Shadow who lives in his own mansion… he visits often when he's bored…)

"Shut the hell up, Tails!" Amy yelled.

A few seconds later…

Shadow came crawling out of the closet, gasping for air. Sonic came out of the closet with wide eyes.

"I've seen things that girls have never showed me before… and I think I'm gonna puke…" Sonic said, turning green in the face.

"C'mon, it's summer vacation… live a little!" Rouge laughed out.

"Well… if you keep doing that, I'm not…" Shadow gasped out.

"Not gonna what?" Knuckles asked.

"LIVE, CRAP FOR BRAINS!" Shadow yelled at Knuckles.

"Jeez… sorry…"

"I just love summer vacation!" Kai said happily.

"Whatever… they just suck…" Amy said gloomily.

Everyone looked at her.

"Is she alright?" Knuckles asked.

Flashback from yesterday…

"La la la la la la!" Amy was skipping down the road, singing about summer vacation…

"Shut the hell up!" everyone said.

"Nope! Sorry!" she said happily.

End flashback…

"I guess it's that time of the month again…" Knuckles muttered.

"YOU BETTER SHUT UP, ECHIDNA, BEFORE I SKIN YOU AND THEN KILL YOU!" Amy yelled.

"Well… it's only the beginning of summer vacation… what do you guys want to do?" Rouge asked.

Everyone looked at Rouge.

"You know what we want to do?…" Espio asked her.

"Umm?"

"Everything…" Sonic said with an evil smile.

That's the end for now... that's actually what one of my friends said when I asked them about this subject... she said it with an evil smile! So... I'm still looking for 3 more oc's... if not, I'll just go on with the 2 I have now...