The Yoga Show
The mysterious T.V
Finally the third part of the yoga show! I'm sorry it took so long. I was being a lazy ass. And since I don't have Internet service at my house, I have to use the library at lunch at my school. I just had a spring break so I couldn't upload it sooner. Anyways enjoy this chapter.
T: Tohru
K: Kyo
Y: Yuki
M: Momiji
S: Shadi
D: Dartz
P: Pegasus
Disclaimer: I don't own Fruits Basket and Yugioh!
Welcome back to the Yoga Show. Here's your host…Shadi!
S (add Indian accent) - Brothas and sistas now it is time to start. We shall do the 'curl up turtle'
D-Can we do it with music?
S- Yes let's do it with music.
D- How 'bout the disco age?
S- You mean the 70's?
D- Yeah!
S-Alright! But I'll choose the song
D- Can the great leviathan dance?
S- Dude, he is dead. My pharaoh destroyed it.
D- No! I can still feel my great leviathan!
S- Dartz! Focus!
D- My Leviathan!
S- Don't push it!
D- Sorry…
Y- I don't think it was a good idea to let an Egyptian be with a 70's hippy.
Shadi is a half Egyptian and Indian and Dartz is not just a hippy wannabe, he's also an Atlantian, Yuki! I still can't believe he was the king of the city. Eeewwww.
K: let those bastards kill themselves that way Shigure won't come home.
T: Kyo, don't be rude.
K: So what if I am! (Kyo yelled. He realized that he yelled at Tohru who just stared at him with her cute eyes like they were going to cry)
I didn't mean…oh just keep watching…
(Momiji saw what happened so he decided to cheer tohru up.)
M- Tohru…want some more candy?
T- I think I have enough candy for now. Maybe later.
Y-We should turn it off.
M: Nooo! I want to watch it.
Y- it's not good for you. Am I right, Miss. Honda?
T- Well, I think this a very healthy program to let your body be flexible and calm down your soul.
(Kyo and Yuki Stared At her weird)
Y- Well, I guess you're right.
K- but that Damn dog is in that show. He's a sick bastard, Momiji. Just turn it off and watch it tomorrow when he's not on.
M- Okay… (Sighs)
Click
K- I said turn it off!
M- I'm trying! It won't!
K- Give me that! This remote sucks! Put on some new batteries!
T- I did. The batteries are new.
Y- Why not try turning it off from the t.v, you stupid cat!
K- Mind your own business you damn rat! It won't turn off!
M- I think it has a mind of its own.
K- TV's don't have minds.
M- Yes they do. I saw it in 'Ripley's believe it or not'
K- You watch strange shows.
M- But it's true!
K- How does that work?
M- Well…
K- Don't answer!
Y- Let me do it, stupid.
K- I don't need your help
T- Kyo, Yuki…
Y- Yes you do! You're a stupid cat and stupid cats don't know anything!
T- Yuki…
K- And what makes you? When you're a rat, you go and call your rat friends for help.
T- Kyo…
Y- How many times do I have to tell, I don't call them!
T-Yuki…
K- Damn rat
T-Kyo
Y-Stupid Cat
T-Yuki
Y- Miss. Honda
M- Momiji!
NEO!...okay I got excited, too. Sorry
P- Hahaha!
Y- Who said that?
K- Show yourself!
P- it is i.
T- who is 'I'?
Y- Momiji, Miss. Honda, get close.
(A figure appeared in the t.v)
Y- Who are you?
P- the name's Pegasus, Yuki-boy
K- haha! He knows you and gave you a gay nickname
P- well if you like it that much, then I suppose you can be called kyo-boy
K- you damn bastard, don't you dare call me that!
M- I've heard of Pegasus.
Y, K, T- you do?
M- yup! He's a horse…with wings!
T- you're right!
K- Momiji, this is a person not a horse!
T- didn't you hold a tournament in duelist kingdom and stole Yugi's grandpa's soul?
K- how do you know that stuff?
T- I read it on a newspaper before.
how the heck that happened? Oh well let's get on with story
P- yes I did little girl.
K- if you're here to take a soul, then take Yuki's
Y- why me!
K- your name sounds like Yugi's.
Y- but I'm not a grandpa, yet…
P- I am here to torture you! I made this t.v impossible to turn off until the Yoga Show is over for today. You still need to see the third guest.
T- who's the third guest?
P- Someone that tortured you 4.
(Tohru, Kyo, Yuki and Momiji looked at each other)
T- I-is it…Akito?
(Everyone got a chill when tohru said the name)
P- There's one way to find out.
K- Did Akito made you do this?
P- …
Y- Did he?
P- Hahahahah!
(He disappeared)
Y- That was…scary
K- He didn't even answer my question!
T- What if it is Akito?
M- …
K- Hope not. It'll be worse than Shigure on the Show.
(Song of 'I'm so excited')
K, Y- WHAT THE F….
T- Eh…?
M- I LOVE THIS SONG! I'm so excited, that I just can't hide! I'm about to lose control and I think I like it! Oh Yeah!
Y, K- MOMIJI!
Hope you like it. I'll try and upload the next chap. very soon!