The Yoga Show
The Third Guest
Yaaaayyy! The third chapter is out! And the third guest…ooooooo! Who is it? It's for me to know and for you to find out. I guess a lot of people (okay maybe not a lot, but hey, they are people, not animals) might think it is Akito. Or maybe someone else that was mentioned in the story or not been mentioned. Well, I'm not going to tell you. Read the chapter and find out. But before you read, I'd like to thank you to all of you who have reviewed my chapters. I thank thee. I give all of thee a character plushie of their most favorite character from their most favorite anime. Hope you enjoy them! Anyways here are the people I really appreciate and thank for reading:
Haruko sohma: thanks for giving me ideas. Her stories are awesome. So I recommend all of you peoples out there to read her awesome story.
Kara-muyu: thanks Kara for making me laugh in your reviews. (I also know where you live so…Heehee…
Hatori obsesser: I am so happy that you love Yu-Gi-Oh! (Plus others) Please keep reading
Nightgodess
Serenitymoon8: you and I have the same feelings towards Tea. Awesome! But seriously, she is such a beep!(Sorry but she is)
Silveryuki06: I enjoy that you like Dartz kept saying 'great leviathan'. He'll keep saying that in the future. (Okay…why am thinking of him dancing a 70's dance…)
o.oxananimefreakxo.o: thanks for encouraging me to keep writing (not just her but all of you. thank you. It gives me more confidence)
maidenofthemist89
ONCE AGAIN THANK YOU EVERYONE FOR SUPPORTING ME! AND THANKS TO HARUKO SOHMA FOR GIVING ME SOME GREAT IDEAS FOR THIS STORY TO BE FUNNIER AND FUN! HERE IS THE CHAPTER THAT YOU'VE BEEN WAITING FOR! ENJOY!
Disclaimer: I don't own Yugioh (If I did, I'd stalk Yami, kill Tea and Kisiara, annoy Rebecca making her regret for ever meeting Yugi and saying that he is her darling boyfriend!) nor Fruits Basket (If I did, I would enjoy sharing lots of candy with Momiji and I'll annoy Kyo for hitting and giving noggies to Momiji. And maybe 'borrow some' strawberries that Yuki's planting in his garden) Of course I don't own the lyrics of 'I'm so Excited'.
: my comments
(): what is going on
T: Tohru
K: Kyo
Y: Yuki
M: Momiji
S: Shadi
D: Dartz
Sh: Shigure
The third guest (he he…thought I give it away…well, you're wrong. So read) (M & baby Yami: please…)
And another person who pops out of nowhere (you'll find out…)
M: I'm so excited! That I just can't hide it! I'm about to lose control and I think I like it! We shouldn't even think about tomorrow! Sweet memories will last a long, long time! We'll have a good time, baby, don't you worry! And if we're just playing around boy, that's just fimmph…
(Kyo and Yuki shutting Momiji's mouth) Momiji, I think you're too hyper, but you're still cute!
Y & K: Shut up!
T: um…Momiji…how does the song go again? 'I'm so excited…I want to love you, feel you…but if you move—
Y: Miss. Honda, I think that's enough…
K: Man, if these two keep watching this then they'll become one of them perverts without knowing.
M: um…Kyo?
K: what now you hyper rabbit!
M: you keep saying this 'pervert'. What does it mean?
T: Eehh! (A sweat drop appeared and her 'eyes' goes 'wide')
Y: …
K: …per—
Y: you're actually going to say what it means?
Before Kyo could answer, the Yoga show was back from the commercial whew…poor innocent Momiji… I don't think you're ready…
Welcome back to the relaxing show, the YOGA SHOW! Now, here's Shadi with his assistant Dartz and their second guest Shigure.
S (add Indian accent): Ahhh…yes welcome back…that song was—
D: refreshing! My great Leviathan enjoyed as much as we all did.
Sh whispering to Shadi: Um…what's this 'great leviathan' stuff? A book? A dog? A disco?
S whispering to Shigure: no… he thinks that it is a god…his god…
Sh: sooooo…it is not a male? Nor a female?
S: who knows…only he knows…ANYWAYS now that we did our turtle routine, now it is time to do the butterfly—
D: b-but the great leviathan does not have legs not even little ones.
S: Dartz, this is not for this great le..Bye...Athon…
D: GREAT LEVIATHAN! LE…VI…ATHAN! SAY IT RIGHT! NOW APOLOGIZE TO THE GREAT BEAST BEFORE HE DESTROYS YOU AND TAKES YOUR SOUL!
S: DON'T MAKE ME CALL THE PHARAOH!
D: HAH! HE'S IN THE PAST NOW! HE WENT BACK TO HIS TIME!
S: that's where you're wrong. He is back (sing along tone in last sentenced)
A head popped out of a curtain. Neither Shigure, Dartz, Shadi noticed the head.
(Back home)
K: what the…? There's a head!
Y: for once you're right.
K: shut up you damn rat!
M: hey! A head!
T: wonder if it is the third guest…
Everyone stared at Tohru and back at the t.v. They didn't recognize the head. They never had seen the person before so the person never tortured them before. So… what is the person doing there?
(Meanwhile)
D: h-he is?
S: yes…
D: s-so what? YOU DON'T KNOW WHERE HE IS! HAH! WHAT NOW!
S: I have a cell phone with Yugi's phone number. The pharaoh is at Yugi's house playing duel monsters. He'll come so fast that you couldn't finish saying 'Special tech support for Foamy the squirrel' disclaimer: I don't own Foamy the Squirrel He'll come and destroy your god once again!
D: NOT AGAIN! Okay…you win…just don't call him…
N: CALL HIM!
Everyone jumped in fright to see the person hiding behind the curtain appear. Even Kyo, Yuki, Tohru and Momiji got scared.
D: N-NO!
S: WHO ARE YOU?
N: I'M NEODARKMAGICIANGIRL! CALL ME NEO FOR SHORT. BUT SHADI CALL HIM!
S: WHO?
N: MY YAMI-HONEY!
S: …
N: SIGH THE PHARAOH…
S: WHY?
N: SO THAT I CAN MEET HIM, AND TALK TO HIM, AND KNOW EVERYTHING ABOUT HIM! AH! HE'S HOT!
D: NOO! DON'T CALL HIM!
Sh: by any chance you're a high school girl?
N: yes…
Sh: Yay! A HIGH SCHOOL GIRL!
N: Eehh… (Backing away from him)
S: I told him that I'll only call him for emergencies.
N: THIS IS AN EMERGENCY! I NEED HIM!
Sh: I could replace him for you.
N: (hit him on the head really hard) Fat chance! (Turn to Shadi) NOW PLEASE!
S: SECURITY!
N: THERE'S NO SECURITY. I SEND THEM TO MCDONALDS WHERE THEY GET BIG MACS FOR $1.00 NOW AND MCCHICKENS AND APPLEPIES AND A FREE TOY! DON'T FORGET ABOUT THE FREE TOY THAT THEY GET WITH THEIR HAPPY MEALS! PLUS RONALD MCDONALD THE CLOWN IS THERE. I BET THEY'RE HAVING FUN!
S: damn you!
N: CALL NOW!
H: We'll take care of this situation
Haruko and Kara showed up
S: r-really?
Ka: yes.
Sh: (awoke from unconscious from the hit) YAY! HIGH SCHOOL GIRLS!
Neo hit him again and this time she left him singing unconscious.
Sh: (singing) HIGH SCHOOL GIRLS HIGH SCHOOL GIRLS ALL FOR ME HIGH SCHOOL GIRLS!
Haruko and Kara ignored him and grabbed Neo's arms and started to drag her away from the show.
N: NO! I NEED TO SEE MY PHARAOH! MY PHARAOH!
S: bye!
D: YES! LEAVE! THAT WAY HE WON'T CALL HIM! AHAHAHA!
N: SHADI I THOUGHT YOU WERE A FUNNY AND GREAT PERSON though not as great as Yami BUT I'LL NEVER FORGIVE YOU DARTZ. HEY WAIT A MINUTE…I NEVER LIKED YOUUUUU!
The three of them disappeared.
(Back home)
K: that was…interesting…
Y: her hyperness reminded me of someone…
M: wonder if she liked candy…then I would giver some! thank you Momiji!
Y: of course…she reminded me of Momiji…
T: she seemed nice
K: nice?
S: I'm sorry for that interruption, But on with the butterfly stretch.
One of the workers that worked at the show came up to Shadi's ear and whispered something to him and left.
S: ahh…it seems that the third guest has arrived and ready to do the butterfly stretch with us.
Kyo, Yuki, Momiji, and Tohru stared at the t.v waiting for the third guest to appear. Is it Akito? Or is someone else? No, it must be Akito. Who else tortured them? They were ready.
S: HERE HE IS NOW!
The guest appeared.
Y, K, M, & T: HUH! WHAT THE…!
M: HEY! IT'S THE HORSE WITH WINGS DUDE!
T, K, & Y: PEGASUS! whoa
TO BE CONTINUED...
So how was it? Didn't expect that coming or those of you who got it right knew it all along. Surprising no? But Pegasus said the third guest who tortured THE FOUR of them. This means just tortured Yuki, Momiji, Kyo and Tohru. Of course he's torturing them by making them watch the Yoga Show. Whew got that out of my chest. Anyways congrats, on people who got it right. You guys paid really attention to what's going on or just randomly guessed. Anyways please stay tune for the next chapter which I'll try to make it funnier. So please review. (DAMN YOU SHADI FOR NOT CALLING HIM! GRR! Haruko…Kara…w-why? That was my only chance to meet him…sob…I live…I'm alive…I will survive…hey the song…I will survive….I will survive…FOR AS LONG AS I CAN LIVE FOR…)
Disclaimer: I don't own the lyrics for that song I think it's called I will survive or something