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Chapter Twenty-Three

Akane woke up the next morning and slid the sleeping bag off of her. She sat up, stretched, and looked around. Mostly everybody was awake already; the only ones still asleep were Kagome and Shippo.

"G'morning," she said cheerfully and they all looked at her. Their jaws dropped immediately and stared at her in horror.

"Akane! What happened to you?" Ranma gasped. "H-how…?"

"What are you talking about Ranma?"

"Y-you…look at yourself!"

Akane gave him a strange look before looking down at her stomach and legs, or rather, where her legs should have been. "Where are my legs! Oh my god!" She patted her stomach and a white powder rubbed off on her hands, or, what was supposed to be her hands. "My hands! WAAAH!"

"You're a friggin' snowman! A talking snowman! Er…snowwoman." Inuyasha yelled.

Akane jumped up onto her bottom snowball and waved her stick arms in the air. "How did this happen! How did I get turned into a snowman!" she wailed.

"I dunno, did you put on a magic hat lately? Akane the snowwoman, was a jolly happy soul, with a corncob pipe and a button nose…hey! You actually have a button nose!" Ranma taunted.

With all the yelling and panicking, Kagome and Shippo woke up. Kagome looked over to see what all the commotion was about, but a snowball blocked her view. "What's going on guys? Why is there a…snowman here?" she said, standing up and looking at Akane.

"It's Akane! The snowman is Akane!" Ranma exclaimed.

"What!"

Akane hung her top snowball and dropped her sticks to her sides. "Yeah, somehow I got turned into a snowman."

"Oh my god!"

"I know."

Meanwhile, Naraku was sitting with Kanna beside him in his castle, watching over the transformation.

"Damn. It didn't work out exactly as I'd planned," he cursed as he stared at the snowman reflected in the mirror. "Although I suppose that this could work to our advantage somehow." Naraku chuckled and began plotting.

Kagura, who was standing out side of the doorway all along, stared unblinkingly at the silver-rimmed mirror. 'So that's the product of his experiment? Seems pretty useless to me. But at last something didn't work out perfectly for him.'

That's right, I turned Akane into a snowwoman and there's nothing you can do about it. Bwahahaha…this fic is just going nowhere…and it's just plain ridiculous.

KawaiiSess68: Yes, that's true. But if you want a pointless humour Inu/Ranma crossover, you can read Inuyasha meets Ranma! By Fire Dragon 6666 (she's a friend of mine). If you don't wanna read it then…I dunno…go run around in circles or something.

crasiness: That I will, that I will.

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