The Yoga Show
The worst is yet to come!
I'm soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo sorry that this is late (again) It's been a month, huh? I was busy and lazy-ass. But thank you for waiting and sending me reviews. YAY! I got a fan! Thank you so much Biawutnow! I've never thought I'd have a fan, never expect this to happen. I'm sooooo happy! Thank you!
: My comments
(): What is going on
T: Tohru
K: Kyo
Y: Yuki
M: Momiji
S: Shadi
D: Dartz
Sh: Shigure
P: Pegasus
It's been 2 long min. since Pegasus showed up in the t.v. He was wearing a silver tight bathing suit. Oh dear Ra! My eyes! My mind! My brain! AH! Okay I'm okay…in a coma…not really… He was smiling. He made his hair go swish-swish. His hair went from his side of his face to the other If you've seen Shrek 2 and saw prince charming in the beginning where he took off the helmet and his hair net, yeah, like that . Poor Kyo and Yuki had a blank stare at their faces. Their jaws were down wow a record . Momiji, however, got a bucket full of water and spilled it all over Kyo and Yuki. Tohru, who freaked out when this happened, got up and got some towels quickly.
K & Y: MOMIJI!
M: You guys were staring at the t.v for like 5 mins. I thought you were staring at the horsy and started drooling. So I thought maybe water can wake you up.
K: How dare you think I'm daydreaming! I never do!
Tohru came back with towels and gave them to Kyo and Yuki. She was about to dry the carpet until Yuki told her not to. They watched the show while Yuki and Kyo where drying their hair.
S: (add accent) welcome Pegasus! I see you found a way to forget your past.
P: yes…my poor, poor… (Looks and finds Dartz) You!
D: oh great…
S: so you've two met?
Sh: How come you all know each other? I feel left out. Aww…poor Shigure… oh well
S: oh…this is Pegasus, owner of Industrial Illusion, he made duel monster cards. It's a popular game.
Sh: cool.
S: isn't it? Hey, how come you never told me you two met? Tell me!
P: he took my soul. Well Mai did but he sent her to get me!
S: really? (An eyebrow goes up)
D: but my leviathan needed souls!
S: oh not the leviathan stuff again…
D: he's my god! He needed souls damn it!
P: And he put me in a bubble! ooooooo….me bubbles!
D: he likes to eat souls that are in bubbles! Bubbles give it a taste!
Sh: O.o
S: oh nasty!
P: are saying I'm not tasty!
S: that's…eww….nasty! I agree…very nasty!
D: Yes! Every soul does not have taste.
(Everything and everyone was quiet except for crickets led by Jimeney Cricket)
D: I mean, Leviathan said that to me.
(Everyone was sighing in relief. Sorry Jimeney but bu-bye )
P: at least our souls were set free thanks to the pharaoh.
D: damn that pharaoh I'll have you know, that was painful for me to type. $ you Dartz!
S: can we get on with the show?
(Everyone nodded)
S: here's a stretch. I call it 'the bridge'
(Shadi bents the way like an arc. His stomach up in the air. Shigure, Pegasus, and Dartz joined.)
Back home:
K: oh god. This is so wrong.
Y: I can't believe Shigure is doing it.
K: this show brings the true him out.
T: look!
(They both look at Tohru but then blush and turned around for them not to see her.)
Y: um…Miss. Honda?
K: what are you doing?
M: duh, Kyo, Yuki! She's doing the stretch! Go Tohru!
T: this does seem comfortable.
just so you know, Tohru was wearing the school uniform so yeah the skirt is…yeah…that's why Kyo and Yuki turned and blush….anyways…oh Momiji…he's in front of Tohru's face so he couldn't see Tohru's….yeah
Y: please Miss. Honda…
K: don't do that before you break your back!
(Still looking the other way)
M: wow Tohru! I didn't know you were that flexible!
T: neither did I…um…can't get back…
M: uhhh…Kyo…Yuki…she needs help…
K thinking: oh no…
Y thinking: oh dear…
M: um…guys? Fine I'll help her.
(He helped her get up but not go pass her stomach. So no he didn't not see anything that he isn't suppose to see
T: Thank you Momiji.
M: you're welcome. Unlike those two.
(Kyo gave Momiji a noogie and the background was Kyo blushing and Tohru sighing)
K: we have our own reasons for not helping her, you rabbit! Must…resist…Mind…Crush…on Kyo…
Back in the show:
S: isn't this relaxing, no?
Sh: yes it is.
P: not really. If Dartz isn't here, then yeah it would be.
D: that's it. (Stands up) I shall call on my powerful creature!
P: (stands up) your creature's dead!
D: NOOOOOOO!
P: Hahaha!
D: no he isn't! He shall take your soul now! (Green light appears above him) Here's a spoiler…it's not the Orichalcos light. It's a green flashlight held by a person hired by Dartz. Heh…stupid Dartz
P: …. (Stares stupidly at the light)
D: oh what now? Burn! Any last words? Request? Movement? Anything?
P: Yes I do….
(Everyone stares at him even the ones back home)
P: Everyone!
A group of people came in. Girls and Boys. Young and teen age. Kyo and Yuki gasped. Their jaws drooped. I guess they suffered the most, huh?
T: hey! (Clapping Happily)
M: That's not fair!
TO Be Continued…
Kinda short, isn't it? Sorry! It's just that I think this story is coming to an end. I'm kinda running out of ideas. But if you have any ideas, please feel free to write it on the reviews or if you want it private, then send me an e-mail. The e-mail that I have right now, I don't like but here's a new one. Feel free to give me ideas. But be warned! If I accept your ideas, I'll be giving you credit on the story. Because the ideas are from you not me. Like Haruko Sohma. Thank you for the stretch idea and tohru stretch incident, Haruko! Anyways here's my e: chibipharaoh (only without the spaces)
Next chapter: Family Horror!
Will it be the last chapter?