The Yoga show
T.v Show Goes Zoo Style
Disclaimer: I don't own fruits basket and YuGiOh! I think I forgot to put that in the previous chapter. Sorry!
The group of people that Pegasus called out is familiar to Tohru, Momiji, Yuki and Kyo. To tell ya, they're family! (Well, except for Tohru) That's right! The whole Sohma family arrived! Kyo and Yuki's mouth dropped, Momiji and Tohru had eyes that were saying 'no fair'. Some were giggling, others where bored-like, and another had the death glare (Gee, I wonder who?).
D: what is this!
P: what do you think?
D: food for the great leviathan?
P: Grrr!
Sh: YAY! HI everyone!
Aya: HOHOHO! Hello Shigure!
S (add accent): More people! We don't have room!
P: oh who cares Yoda-I mean Yoga dude (Sorry I couldn't resist…thanks Haruko for the idea review )
Kisa: um…where are we Hiro?
Hiro: Another place that's pathetic…
Aya: ah! We're in a show! LALALALA!
Hatori: Aya…be quiet…you're giving me a headache
Kagura: w-wait! We're on air!
Rin: Looks like it.
Kagura: well, then I got one thing to say… (Goes in the middle so that she's the center of attention) KYO LOVE! LOOK I'M ON T.V!THIS IS A PERFECT TIME TO TELL EVERYONE YOU-KNOW-WHAT!
K: W-WHAT IS SHE DOING THERE! W-WHAT SOMETHING!
Y: uhoh…this'll be fun…
Kagura: EVERYONE WHO IS WATCHING THIS YOU HAVE GOT TO KNOW! ME AND KYO ARE A COUPLE!
K: W-W-WHAT THE f&!
Y: I knew it was going to be good. (Smiles)
Kagura: THAT'S RIGHT! HE ASKED ME TO MARRY HIM!
K: I DID WHAT!
Y: whoa! Don't ask me to be your best man.
K: I'M NOT GETTING MARRIED! ESPECIALLY NOT TO HER!
T: oh how sweet Kyo! You asked her to get married. How come you didn't tell me?
K: WHY DOSEN'T ANYONE UNDERSTAND THAT I DIDN'T ASK HER ANYTHING! I HAVEN'T SEEN HER FOR MONTHS AND I WANT TO KEEP IT THAT WAY!
M: Kyo, will there be candy and fun stuff at your wedding party?
K: AAAAAARRRRRGGGGGHHHHH!
Kagura: LOOK! I ALREADY GOT MY DRESS! (Magically changes to a wedding dress you know when characters changes clothes really fast…yeah like that…like poof )
SEE! SEE HOW PRETTY I AM KYO! I'M GOING TO BE MRS. KYO SOHMA! YAY!
K (no comment just mouth dropped)
T: oh look! It's so pretty!
Kagura: AYAME MADE THIS DRESS FOR ME!
Aya: HOHOHO! THAT'S RIGHT! I ALSO MADE YOUR SHIRT KYO. LOOK (pointing at a flower on the chest pocket) ORANGE FLOWER!
K: I'M…GOING TO …DIE…
Y: Yay…
K: AND I'M TAKING YOU WITH ME YOU DAMN RAT!
T: Kyo!
K: all right I won't.
T: The suit is great. I know you'll look great in the suit. (Smiles)
K: (goes red) um…
Y thinking: Stupid Cat!
Kagura: IT'S ORANGE DARLING! WE'LL BE HAPPY TOGETHER!
(Kyo just had a blank stare. All his color is white with black outlines like when Ayame was in his bed and when he woke up and turned, he saw Ayame. He turned all white. That's what I mean. That's one of my most favorite parts of fruits basket. Ayame's face is all chibi and hugs Kyo with his cute chibi hands saying, 'hush now I'm still sleeping' SOOOO FUNNY! AND CUTE! ahem on with the story )
Ayame: YES! I MAKE ALL KINDS OF COSTUMES! NURSE, MAIDS, PLAYBOYS O.o' ANYTHING YOU DREAMED OF! JUST GO TO MY SHOP! (A sign goes on the t.v saying the info. of Ayame's shop)
Kyo just collapsed
S: excuse me (pushing Ayame and the sign away) this is my show! Now what is the meaning of this!
P: I decided to invite them.
D: alright! More souls! Leviathan awake now!
The room began shaking. Everyone was screaming.
Kisa: Hiro what's going on?
Hiro: earthquake I think.
Haru: aw Sh$!
Rin: earthquakes…hmmm
Hatori: everyone calm down.
Ayame: AAAAHHHH! (Running around Hatori)(Such a drama queen-err king credit Haruko sohma. Thank you ) AAAAHHHHH!
Hatori: Ayame…please… (Grabs Ayame's shirt)
Sh: funny, doesn't seem like an actual one…
Kureno: what Shigure?
Sh: my doggy scenes are not tingling.
Kureno: hmm…
Ritsu: AHHH! WE'RE GOING TO DIE! AND IT'S MY ENTIRE FAULT! PLEASE DON'T KILL THEM KILL MEEEEEEE! T.T
Akito thinking: this is so annoying. Why can't everybody just shut up? Well, at least everyone's going to die before me instead the other way around. I still don't know why I'm here
flashback
(Main house)
S: Akito!
Akito: what the f do you want?
S: can you come to a show?
Akito: does it look like I want to?
S: Aww put a smile on.
Akito: no.
S: (singing) put a smile on put a smile on Akito dear come on! Put a smile on put a smile on everybody come on put a smile on! Oh put a smi-
Akito: ALL RIGHT! I'll go if you shut the hell up with that song. I hate that commercial.
S: you…watch t.v! I'm so happy for you!
A: no. have you ever hear a rabbit sing that in your house? (Guess who?)
S: oh. Then after the show maybe we can go to McDonalds!
A: Shigure…don't push it. And there are no McDonalds in this country.
S: but how am I going to meet Ronald McDonald!
end of flash back
Akito: oh…now I remember…
D: come forth great leviathan!
The monster appeared! Everyone gasped then cooed at the leviathan.
D: no! What happen to you great leviathan!
The so call great leviathan wasn't so great. It was a chibi.
L: (in squeaky voice) roar!
Everyone laughed! Even the ones back home. Well, everyone except Tohru, Kisa, Ritsu, Akito, Hatori, and Hiro. Just for their own reasons.
T: oh how cute. But why is everyone mean?
D: stop laughing at my great leviathan! You going to make him ma-cry!(Looking at his god)
That's it! Leviathan! IT'S MORPHING TIME! sorry couldn't resist again. Hey let's put on some power rangers theme song
GO POWER RANGERS GO POWER RANGERS GOOOOOOOO IN SPACE! GOOOO!
Dartz and Leviathan combined together to form leviathartzmon! Sorry…but its funny!
L: ROAR! (Squeaky voice) roar!
Everyone laughed even more and I mean EVERYONE! Some where crouching down because they felt pain. Others where lying on the floor.
D: (squeaky voice) why is everyone so big?
P: HAHAHAHAHA! HEY! THE LEVIATHAN-ER I MEAN LEVIATHARTZMON HAS A BIG GREEN ZIT ON HIS NOSE!HAHAHAHAHA!
S: THAT'S NO ZIT! IT'S DARTZ!HAHA!
Kisa: eww! He's naked!
Hiro: Kisa get behind me. You don't need to see this!
D: (squeaky voice) nooo!
(At home)
K: NO OFFENSE BUT THAT HAHAHA IS SO HAHAHA FUNNY!
Y: HEH! YOU'RE TWO FOR TWO CAT!
T: YOU'RE RIGHT MOMIJI! THIS IS GOOD!
M: SEE I TOLD YOU!
K: HAHAHA!(Stopped laughing when he finally notices Akito in his robes. They were kind of falling down for he was laughing so hard that you can see his flat naked chest Kyo of all people )
K: OH GOD! MY VIRGIN EYES!
M: HEY KYO….WHAT'S A VIRGIN!
T: EHHH!
Y: oh no….
(AT SHOW)
Everyone was going crazy. People were jumping up and down, running. Poor Shadi.
S: (all sad) oh…I should have listened to my mother. I shouldn't stay working at 'Tech Support' with my favorite customer Foamy. (Sniff)
The end
Well…that was that. But I'll continue. So don't worry. Thank you all readers for cheering me on! Thank you o.oxanimefreakxo.o for giving me the 'zit on leviathan' advice! THANK YOU! Next chapter or part will be about the next when someone else sees the yoga show. But I want to do Yugioh people watching. But still Fruits basket people on the show. So who should watch the yoga show from the cast of YuGiOh? You can tell me on your reviews. Thanks! (Remember you don't have to) Disclaimer: I don't own foamy the squirrel!