The Yoga Show II
Here we go again
(With sweat drop)
YAY! The next part! It'll have my favorite character from YuGiOh! (Drool) Of course my friends' favorites are also going to be here. I have one thing to say to Haruko sohma….Mokie's also mine! ahem I'd like to thank lots of people who've reviewed my stories. There are a lot to mention but you y'all know who you are I guess this chapter is mostly Yugioh but next chapter will be combination. Okay here we go. Here's the ever popular Yoga show! (Eh…I don't really think it's popular but eh I felt like putting that there.)
DISCLAIMER: I DON'T OWN FRUITS BASKET OR YUGIOH. If I did, I would take yami to a theatre so we can see a scary movie (I hate horror movies….they scare me…) that way I can hug him all day. We'll see it more than 10 times…and Mokie and I would be playing video games and have fun at his house. Wheeee! Did I mention I'll kill Tea?
SUMMARY: Here's a very short summary of what happened in the last part… read them. But here's what happened between part one and part two: After the incident, Shadi fired Dartz. (Yuki was right. Never let an Egyptian and an Atlantian hippy be together. But it's funny) and hired Shigure. You see, Shigure got kicked out of his home.
(Shigure outside of the door and Kyo and Yuki locking the inside of the door)
S: how will you pay the rent? You can't let poor innocent Tohru pay it.
K: WE'LL THINK OF SOMETHING YOU DAMN BASTARD!
S: what did I do?
Y: NOW THAT'S A VERY STUPID THING TO ASK.
S: okay, okay I may have over done it.
K: YOU'VE BEEN OVER DOING IT FOR A LONG TIME!
S: I needed a break. Come on open up. sigh Oh y ahora quien podra defenderme? (1)
Y & K: WHAT THE $!
S: Tohru?
Y: she's in another place in this house where she can't hear you.
S: you two know that Tohru's too nice to let a stranded dog out here in the cold.
K: oh shut up! She's cooking and baking. NOW LEAVE!
S: where shall I sleep?
K & Y: IN THE MAIN HOUSE!
S: okay! (Leaves)
Well, he also got kicked out of the main house by Akito.
(Shigure outside and Akito inside)
S: not you, too. Akito!
A: Shut up and leave this place at once!
S: oh sweet, sweet Akito. We had a deal.
A: I did my deal now do yours.
S: what?
A: LEAVE!
S: but-hey wait a min. that wasn't part of the deal!
A: I AM THE GOD! NOW LEAVE!
S: (whimpers) okay….oh where's el Shadi Colorado (2)
So Shadi did save him. If he worked at the Yoga Show, then he'll let him sleep in a room near the show. Okay, now that you know what happened, let's get this party started!
The next day in Domino City, Joey visited Yugi:
They were in Yugi's room playing duel monsters. You see, Joey wanted to see how much he has improved since the last time he dueled against Yugi. Joey was the only friend there right now. Tristen, he's at his house babysitting his sister's baby. What's the pervert's baby's name again…oh Johji. (See Volume 4 of YuGiOh graphic). And Te- who gives a #!
J: okay, I'm putting Alligator sword in attack mode. I destroy your face down monster with dis trap card. Now you have no monsters left to defend your life points.
Yu: I activate swords of revealing light!
J: oh $! Now none of my monsters can attack for three turns!
Yu: My move. I summon Dark magician girl in attack mode. Yay DMG! know y'all know my name. hehe. She kicks butt!
And I'll increase her power with the magical Book of secret arts!
J: ahh! Now she has 2300Atk points! I lost…
Yu: oh don't Joey! You'll beat me next time.
J: thanks Yuge!
Grandpa: Yugi! (Opens door) Yugi, you have a phone call.
Yu: from whom?
G: it's Mokuba.
Yu: Wonder what he wants. (Goes to phone) hello?
M: Yugi?
Yu: yeah Mokuba?
M: can you come down here? My brother wants to talk to you.
Yu: oh…okay. I'll be in Kaiba corp. in a few min.
M: um…he's not at the office.
Yu: oh…where then?
M: here at our house.
YU: at your mansion?
M: yup.
Yu: okay then. I'll be right there then. Bye.
M: bye (hangs)
J: what is it, Yuge? What did he say?
Yu: Mokuba said that Kaiba wants to talk to me at his house.
J: dat jerk! Wait…you're going?
Yu: Yup.
G: Yugi, you got another visitor.
This visitor better not be her! Hey wait…I'm the authoress…hehehe
Yu: hi Ryou.
R: hello Yugi. Just dropped by to say hello and have fun.
Yu: can't I got a phone call from Mokuba to go to see Kaiba.
J: and I'm going!
Yu: you don't have to-
J: I won't let you go alone to dat place. Who knows what Kaiba is going to do to you. Remember last time, when he invited us to his mansion? (See vol. 4 of YUGIOH)
Yu: oh that was a long, long, looonnnngggg, time ago, Joey. Mokuba's nice. Yeah Joey! Mokie's cute and nice and fun. YAMI! You too. You're also fun and nice and super cute! Don't leave! Leave and we're going to the theatre.yeah you better not leave.
R: well, I'll go, too.
Yu: fine. We'll all go.
(Entrance of the mansion)
R: whoa! Amazing!
J: I still hate him for dis!
Yu: hmm…
(Communicating with yami) Yay!
Y: I have a bad feeling Yugi.
Yu: yeah. I have a feeling he wants to duel us…again, pharaoh.
Y: Let me take over.
Yu: okay partner.
I know this'll be stupid but HEY I felt like putting this!
YU-GI-OH! I got too excited huh?
Y: let's go in. (they walked in)
B thinking: There's the pharaoh. Time for me to take over, too.
ha! No theme for Bakura. Okay maybe this once…
ahem BA-KU-RA! Oh that was stupid.
J: you feeling awright, Ryou?
B: …um…yes I'm fine.
(Mokuba appears)
M: Hi Yugi, Joey, Bakura.
B: gasp how did you know it was me?
J: your last name? Everyone calls you Bakura, Bakura.
B: oh…yes, yes.
Yu thinking: okay, now something's really very wrong, pharaoh.
Y thinking: yes. I'm afraid Ryou isn't himself anymore.
M: My brother's in a room. (Shows them to the room) here.
Y: thank you Mokuba. (Leaves)
J: awright (cracks knuckles) let's get this over with. (Knocks door really hard) hey Kaiba. Open up awready! YO! Open u- (door opens and Kaiba was there. You know the episode when Joey hitting on Kaiba's room on the blimp…yeah. Others of you who don't: imagine Joey keeps hitting on the door and was about to hit Kaiba since Kaiba opened it)
K: I never invited you, you worthless dog.
J: Grrr…wise guy! (Sees something) ooooooo! Is dat a wide screen t.v!
(Mokuba appears)
M: you invited him to see a movie? I thought you loved me as lil brother.
K: No, Mokuba. I wanted to duel him!
B: Figures.
J: I'm watching t.v! Hey you got over 800 channels! All I have is 3.
K: what the-
M: how'd you get there fast?
J: My secret. Hey get me popcorn, rich boy! Oh, add some extra butter, cheese, potatoes and lots of soda. Err- the soda in a cup.
K: that third rate duelist is watching MY t.v! Why'd you bring him here Yugi!
Y: he just tagged along.
J: nice couch!
M: I'm watching with you. Make way! (Jumps on couch) Oof!
K: Mokuba!
B: eh…why not. Let's go and watch pharaoh.
K: THAT'S IT! I'm getting sick of this Egyptian fairy tale nonsense!
Y: don't tell me you still haven't accepted your destiny.
B: wow, what a moron.
K: don't tell me you believe in this, Bakura? Those fairy tales are not true.
Y: Kaiba, you have to accept that you're a sorcerer and I'm the pharaoh! Yami, yami he's my man if he can't do it…THAT WON'T HAPPEN!
B: Hey! And I'm the thief! Whoop de do
Y: I knew it! You're not innocent Ryo!
B: spoiled again! Oh well.
J: hey! Guys come here!
(They looked at him)
J: some good show is coming up.
M: that's what the announcer said.
(Then the door magically closes shut with lock. Nobody couldn't go in nor out)
B: what the #?
Y: We're trapped!
K: great…I'm trapped with geeks. How fun. Just like when I got stuck with her at work. (It's not who you think it is)
J: quick! Jump out the window!
K: GOOD THINKING. Doggies first!
J: HEY!
M: that's not a good idea since we're on the 2nd floor.
Welcome to another great and fun show, the Yoga show! Here's shaddii!
(Everyone turned slowly towards the t.v)
S: (add accent) hello America-err Japan! JAMON! JAMON!
Y: Shadi?
B: the towel head boy?
TO BE CONTINUED……………
So what did y'all think? You may have noticed that there were numbers by certain words. It's like a dictionary guide. So here's what they mean:
(1) This is from EL Chapulin Colorado (the red grass hopper). A funny Spanish t.v show in Galavision. Hey, I also don't own this show.
(2) Haruko and I did that. It's funny. The red Shadi. Hmm…wonder if he'll like it…Shadi you're so funny!
I hope you will like this second part of the Yoga Show like the first one.
Next chapter: Problems with Love
Starring: Shadi, Shigure and the 1st guest of the day.
See ya next time.
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