Yoga Show II

Problems with love

I'm sooooo sorry this took the whole summer. I apologize. I tried to make them more Fruits Basket than Yugioh, but this is a mix so I'll try and even them out. Enjoy! Oh before I forget, thank you for all of you who read these stories. I never thought that anyone would think this story would be hilarious. Thank you all. (So much to mention but you know who you are) Oh yeah the new rule of no conversation during a story. Is it still on?

DISCLAIMER: I don't own Fruits Basket or Yugioh.

Y: Yami

Yu: Yugi

J: Joey

Ka: Kaiba

Mo: Mokuba

B: Bakura

S: Shadi

Sh: Shigure

K: Kyo

Yuk: Yuki

T: Tohru

M: Momiji

: my comments

And the special guest that you're going to find out.

We left our heroes trapped in a haunted mansion get it. HAHAHA! Oh forget it when the t.v wouldn't turn off. So Yami, Bakura, Kaiba, Mokuba, and Joey had to watch it. The show that they were watching is 'The Yoga Show' starring Shadi and Shigure. Shadi was waving all of his fans and following behind him was Shigure. What about the Sohma house you wonder? Well, here's the update: since Kyo and Yuki blocked the doors and windows (they left some holes for them to breathe), Momiji had to stay there for who knows when. He was bored so he turned on the t.v and changed to channel 123-4567 what kind of a channel is that? yes what awkward channel here's how it works: press 123 say Morphita (1) is lame press 4567 work with me people I made it up so don't try this at home for anyone at anytime, anywhere where the Yoga Show is showing.

Yuk: I can't believe you are watching that Momiji.

M: I can't help it. It's fun. Besides I want to know something.

Y: and what's that?

M: shh. It's starting.

Announcer: welcome to the show!

K: you damn rabbit! You better not be watching that!

T: I want to see it!

K: Grrr….why are you making Tohru get into this?

What about our heroes? Well, let's go back to Domino City.

S: (add accent) hello America-err Japan! JAMON! JAMON!

Y: Shadi?

B: the towel head boy?

J: holy crap! It's dat guy who tried to kill Tea. (See vol. 2-3 of graphic novel) now I wish Shadi would finish the job

S: welcome back to our great show where we let our minds fly. Now, you all remember Shigure? He's my new assistant. What happen to Dartz? Let us all forget him and fly.

Y: wait…Dartz was on this show?

J: oh I don't want to imagine things.

MEANWHILE AT THE SOHMA HOUSE:

M: hey what's this red button?

Everyone looked at the red button.

Y: don't push it. We don't know what that will do.

M: …oooh what does this button do?

Y & K: NOOOOO!

Click

Suddenly, a vortex appeared by Tohru. Tohru got sucked into the black hole. Kyo and Yuki went after her and Momiji followed. The vortex closed after him. In Kaiba's mansion, a vortex appeared in front of the t.v.

J: what the-?

Mo: (sweat drop) a vortex….in my house?

Then four figures popped out and fall into one big pile; Kyo, Yuki, Tohru and Momiji. Our heroes stared at them all weird. The vortex disappeared. Mokuba stared at Momiji and he stared back.

M: Hello.

Mo: h-hi...um why do you wear like that?

M: like what?

Mo: like...a girl?

M: I think it's cute. Oh, Tohru, are you okay?

T: Yes I'm alright how about you Momiji?

M: I'm fine.

K: Damn RAT, GET OFF!

Yuk: I can't believe I landed on top of you but it's better than being on top of Miss. Honda. You sick minded people it's not LIKE THAT!

T: where are we?

B: you're at a mansion.

T: AHHHH! W-who are you all? (Her cute scared face 00)

Mo: I'm Mokuba; this is my brother Seto Kaiba.

J: Joey wheeler.

Y: The name is Yugi.

B: uh huh...cough liarcough (at the same time the cough and liar)

Y: (glares at the thief)

B: (sweat drop) Bakura.

T: Pleased to meet you all. I'm Tohru Honda and this is Momiji, Kyo, and Yuki.

Y: um... Tohru, you kinda of remind me of this girl I know. Sorry that's random. it's not who you think it is. Besides she doesn't look at all like her. He's talking about my char. Hey it's my version but you can replace…you know what forget it pulse mark

T: oh, don't apologize. I'll be glad to meet her.

Y: sure.

And of course Kyo and Yuki made caution with all of them since, well, obviously she's in a room full of boys.

K thinking: he better not make a move on her. KYO! HE'S NOT SO SHUT UP, STUPID CAT!

Ka: Why are there more people in my house! I wish you could all get out!

J: 1st of all, it's your fault rich boy and 2nd we can't because we're locked up.

Ka: that's why I said 'I wish you could all get out!'

J: Grrr wise guy!

Yuk: locked up?

K: don't tell me you're watching The Yoga Show?

Ka: unfortunately, yes all thanks to this third rate dog duelist!

J: you're asking for it now!

Y: Joey enough!

M: you look familiar, Seto.

K: I'm the president of Kaiba corp. and don't call me Seto. Only my brother can call me that.

M: no…that's not it….

Sh: welcome to the yoga show!

M: wait…it's at the tip of my tongue… (Aww…keep trying Momiji)

S: as usual, we have three guests today. Our first one is a lovely lady. You might recognize her from yesterday if you really paid attention. She loves green, has brown hair, crazy about love, and has a stuffed cat!

Sh: and of course the Sohma family knows her.

K: oh no.

Yuk: this'll be fun.

T: wait it's-

Sh & s: come on in, Kagura Sohma!

T & M: Yay! Kagura!

K: GWAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Yuk: I knew it. This'll be fun.

M: Kyo….you're totally white? What happened to your colors? Did the artist forget your colors?

Y: he's gone.

B: you mean he's dead? Yes one down and 1…2…E…F...8 more.

Y: Bakura, he just fainted.

B: Aww man! So you mean 2…d…f…9 more till you all die? Damn!

Mo: Lucky Kagura.

J: why lucky?

M: because she's on the Yoga Show.

J: I don't think she's lucky.

Ka: for once, just once I agree with the third rate dog.

J: (sarcasm) Aww gee rich boy. You just made me feel so special.

Sh: so Kagura, how's life treating you?

K: eh…okay…I guess…

Sh: feelin' a little lonely?

K: yea' I guess…

Sh: now why is that?

K: oh I don't know it's probably because OF a CERTAIN CUTE ORANGE HAIRED GUY NAME KYO SOHMA DUMPED ME, a POOR, INCCOENT, CUTE GIRL! (Starts to sob)

Yuk: ooh that hurt.

T: Aww poor Kagura.

M: Hey Kyo, why can't you be nice to her?

K: s-sh-sh-sh-shshe eee

B: heh can't find anything to say. This is fun.

Well, Bakura and Joey seemed to be enjoying Kyo's 'love' moments. Meanwhile this makes Kaiba and Yami feel awkward.

J: wait a sec. dis is random but some weird connection to dis 'love' life. I noticed there are more maids than the last time I came.

Ka: err…that's because…you didn't counted all the maids the last time you came and that was a few years ago.

J: right and why are you sweating?

Ka: what are you talking about?

J: I'm pretty sure I counted all the maids. Last time I counted 2 now there are 5 or 6. What's going on? Holy shit! Rich Boy's doing it!

Everyone stared at Kaiba even Kyo who just got his color back. Kaiba was sweating. Was he actually doing it? With maids? Damn why not nannies? Like Fran from the Nanny? Kidding. That would be disturbing. But he did have a secret love life. Whoa, a jerk has a love life? Who knew?

B: well, priest? On with it man!

Y: Kaiba, this is so sudden. I mean I don't have a girlfriend yet and you already have one? Kaiba congrats! You're one step closer to the light of goodness. (Okay, I got things to say 1st of all yami and what's-her-face not those stupid dolls will NEVER be together. 2nd remember that I mention about my char.? yeah hint for Yami's future girlfriend/wife y'all 3rd why did I make yami say this?)

B: oh shut up you stupid pharaoh! It's obvious he's one step closer into the evilness.

Y: how can love be evil? (That's what I like to know. Tell us Bakura)

B: well, he might've lost his virginity ya know.

Everyone just gasped and had weird looks on their faces.

Y: aw Ra! Bakura! You're so wrong!

J: Bakura! Dat's sooo wrong thinking about it.

B: look who's talking.

K: HELLO! There are kids in here.

B: oh for the love of diabound they'll eventually learn this in sex class-

Y: Health class

B: health class. And they're both around 12 yrs.

J: oh wait. Mokuba. Mokuba tell me if Kaiba is having an affair?

Y: Joey all we need to know is why all the maids.

J: damn. Fine. Why da maids?

Mo: I…um…that's because my sis-

Ka: Mokuba!The-reason-for-all-these-maids-is-because-we-need-the-mansion-cleaned! (All fast)

J: wow you're sweating because of dat?

B: wait…I could have sworn you were about to say sister?

Y: that's impossible because they never had a sister. But yeah Mokuba you were about to say sister right?

M: wait! I remember now!

Mo: err…I meant scissors. Yeah! The reason we have maids is because we have lots of new scissors that we want to give. Diff. colors. So the maids wanted scissors so we hired them.

J: Aww I want a scissor. Do they come in green?

M: Kaiba was on the yoga show last time!

Everyone gasped again. Kaiba went totally red. So red that it looked like he peeed his pants. But he didn't. (That's a relief) They found out his secret. Oh how interesting.

M: you were on the show because you have a wife who is 7 months pregnant.

B: see how this kid knows? And you thought he was innocent.

Y: he said pregnant not …the other info. Of how…you know…

B: what? Oh how sperms go in the emmmmpfffff (Yami closed Bakura's mouth with his hands)

Y: just ignore what he said. Hehe heh. There are no such things as sperms. Hehe heh (oh why did I make my Yami say things like this? Oh yeah this is funny) KAIBA YOU HAVE A WIFE!(Whoa, dudes)

J: Damn it! How dare you get married first than me? I mean I already have a girl in mind!

B: (goes near Joey) oh this is interesting. Who is it?

J: erk no one.

B: WHO IS MAN?

J: UM…tacos? (T.T you serious?)

B: oh I forgot. He marries food.

J: No I don't. I'll marry Mai if I want to!

B: see how easy this dude is? Oh back to ruin Kaiba's life. Sooo is this true?

Kaiba was in the very back of the room where was dark. He was in a ball as if he was ashamed. Oh did I mention he is in chibi form? (Aww how cute)

Mo: come on guys. Don't rub it in. I'll tell you everything if you keep it down and a secret.

M: alright but 1st I have a question.

K: what!

M: where to start. Um…what's a sperm? And virginity?

Everyone just had those funny shock looks.

Mo: yeah. What's that? And Yugi, what did you meant about 'other info.'?

Y: err….

M: oh and where do babies come from?

K: (gave both Mokuba and Momiji a noogie) DANM IT you're too young!

M: wah! Somebody Kyo's hitting me!

Mo: ow I'll get you for that. Looks like I won't tell you about my new sister then.

J: aw thanks a lot! You orange hair freak!

K: what did you call me?

Yuk: at least he's fighting someone else.

T: wait please don't fight.

Kyo stopped of course since he was too nice to Tohru.

Mo: alright. Now you know I have a new sister. Great thing about this is that he actually started to smile. She makes him smile. But sometime she makes him piss off and get mad and they fight a lot but mostly he smiles all thanks to her.

Y: I'm very happy that Kaiba has finally managed to smile. Hopefully he'll believe in the heart of the cards.

Mo: um…I don't think he'll do that.

J: hmm rich boy smiling. Eh I'm kinda happy he's happy.

B: What did she do to the priest? I'll kill her along with the child! Bwahahaha!

Mo: (hits Bakura with a baseball bat) touch a single hair that belongs to her and the child and you die! (Ooh tough. Go MOKIE!)

Y: see he's going one step closer to the light. Hah you owe me Bakura!

B: DAMN IT! (Gave Yami 20 yen I don't know how much is that in dollars but hey they're from Japan and not from jamon. )

Mo: now I'm…

Everyone looks at him

Mo: I'M GOING TO BE AN UNCLE!

Everyone fell down with a sigh. (Legs up position. Heh I laugh when that happens on animes and mangas)

TO BE CONTINUED…………..

Well, there ya go. Hopefully the next one won't be posted up way later. I'll try and post the next one ASAP!

(1) Morphita: a word I randomly made up. Is there such a word?

Next Chapter: Yoga Show II the new host, the brother, and the big fat taco

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