CK: Well, early update! Don't worry, my minion- er... readers! I'll have plenty more time to update this summer! . Hahaha!

Stacy: Why do you have to make the opening SO LONG? All you need to say is ONE sentence—

CK: Has it ever occurred to you that maybe I'm STALLING?

Stacy: OO ...Stalling? What for?

CK: So that it'll take longer to admit to myself that... ((Gasps)) No! I won't say it!

Stacy: That you don't own InuYasha?

CK: ((Freezes))

Stacy: ......Right. Anyway...

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"¡No puedo creer que usted conoce InuYasha!" Kouga exclaimed.

"...............What?" Senshi asked, rather dumbfounded.

"Pienso que cambiaron a mi agente de la voz a algún individuo español... ¡Esto incluso no tiene sentido! ¡Aposté a español aprendido individuo de una cierta cosa de la traducción del Internet!" Kouga replied.

Mikuro looked down at the subtitles underneath Kouga and read, "I think they changed my voice actor to some Spanish guy... This doesn't even make sense! I bet the guy learned Spanish from some Internet translation thing!"

Senshi looked over to the cameras, "Yo! You're totally ruining the story!

"Sorry." Some guy replied.

"Ah, that's better." Kouga said, moving his jaw around.

"So... what were you saying?" Mikuro asked.

"Oh yeah... I can't believe you know InuYasha!" Kouga told Senshi.

Senshi huffed. "I don't know him, thank you very much. I'm just related to him. It's not like I like him or anything." She replied in her usual preppy way.

"Then why are you looking for him?" Mikuro piped up.

"Well, because..." Senshi stopped in the middle of her sentence.

"Because...?" Mikuro pressed. Senshi sighed and stalked off into the den. "That's for me to know, and you to find out."

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"Well... what do you think?" Kouga asked, later that day.

"About Senshi? Why? You wanna make her your mate or something?" Mikuro replied.

Kouga blushed. "Well..."

"You want my honest opinion?" Mikuro wanted to know.

He nodded.

"You're not good enough for her."

Kouga fell over. "Excuse me!?" he yelled.

"Let me spell it out for you..." Mikuro told him. "Senshi: Rich preppy girl. Kouga: Scruffy old fart."

"Shut up, you little-!" Kouga fumed.

Mikuro laughed good-heartedly. "Well, you wanted my honest opinion." .

Kouga had little puffs of steam coming out of his ears.

Mikuro laughed again and pranced into another room to start jamming out to BoA's 'Be the One'.

Kouga listened as the music blared out of the radio. He left the room and returned a few minutes later, with a vacuum cleaner. He made sure it was loud enough to tune out the music.

Senshi entered the room, sleepy and angry. "WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH ELECTRIC ITEMS IN FUEDAL JAPAN!?!?!?"

"We took them from CK's office." Mikuro answered.

((CK from offstage: I want my RADIO back!!!))

Senshi looked at them both. "Well, cut it out!" she told them, pushing her long black hair over her shoulder. "I need my beauty sleep."

"It's six o'clock!" Mikuro protested.

"I have to get up very early to go on with my journey." Senshi replied. "So you and your little scruffy babysitter..." She looked towards Kouga. "...better let me sleep."

Kouga looked like a lost puppy.

"Hey! Only I can call him scruffy!" Mikuro exclaimed.

"Well, there's your rules, and then there's my rules." Senshi told her.

"You better get your little prissy ass out of here!" Mikuro screamed.

Ginta coughed the word, "Catfight."

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CK: ((Still frozen))

Stacy: Don't worry, readers. She'll be alive by next chapter.