The Wind Tunnel Daughter Chapter 12: You Whore!, an inuyasha fanfic

Snickering comes from the darkness of a corner.

Out of the dust, Maritza appears!

Martiza: "BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA-"
Stacy: (runs into the scene and whacks Mari upside the head with a clock)
Maritza: XX
Stacy: "YES! ...now anyway, Mari realizes that she's practically two months late with the promised Chapter 12... but, you know. School. And homework."
Maritza: "AND EVIL PEOPLE PUTTING TIMERS ON COMPUTERS!"
Stacy??
Maritza: oO

Stacy: TT
Maritza: o
Stacy: "GET ON WITH IT!"
Martiza: "I have a special guest to do my disclaimer!"

A giant white puff of smoke fills the room. As it clears out, the audience sees a bit of white fluff appearing from the smoke.

Sesshoumaru: OO;;
Maritza: "Dear Sesshou, how are you?"
Sesshoumaru: "...stunned."
Maritza: "Will you do me the honor of doing the disclaimer?"
Sesshoumaru: "...what's in it for me?"
Maritza: "But of course, I'll give you Stacy's porn!"
Stacy: CHOKE
Sesshoumaru: "Deal." (Ahem) "Mari does not own InuYasha... and lucky for her, is not related to him in any way..."
Maritza: "AND THERE YOU HAVE IT!"
Sesshoumaru: "Hand it over."
Maritza: "Hand what over?"
Sesshoumaru: "You know... the... the ..." (whispers) "The porn?"
Maritza: "AHAHAHA! Silly goose! Stacy doesn't own porn!"

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The Wind Tunnel Daughter: Chapter 12

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"Nice to see you again, brother."

The words kept on repeating themselves in InuYasha's teensy weensy eensy ((InuYasha: "AHEM." Mari: "Sorry." )) brain, over and over. Many emotions ran through his head at that moment- confusion, amusement, anger, dumbfounded, and curiousity.

"Wow, your dad got around alot." Miroku mentioned.

InuYasha picked anger.

"You whore! Who are you to talk?" InuYasha growled to Miroku.

"I have no other comments." Miroku responded, looking hurt. He sipped up the rest of his broth while Kouga nearly doubled over with laughter.

"Hello? What about me?" Senshi asked boredly, waving her hand around as if shooing away something.

"Yeah, about you!" InuYasha growled again. He stood up on his legs, squatting, and got in real close to Senshi's face, which hardened as she glared at him.

"What right do you have coming here, claiming that we are even closely related? Look at you- you're a wolf demon! I am a dog demon!"

Senshi shrugged, her gaze softened, and she smirked. "Dogs and wolves are related, too."

Kouga and InuYasha took a moment to glare at eachother for a moment.

"Anyway, I don't know when Dad had time to... uh... you know, since I'm only a little older than you." Senshi nodded.

"You're older?" InuYasha asked. "That would make sense enough since Father died after I was bo- WAIT! NONONONONO! You and I are not related! Stop filling my mind with your evil control!"

"What mind?" Mikuro muttered, off to the side, dragging the karaoke machine out.

"You and I are completley different! There's no way in hell that-" InuYasha stopped, a scent catching his... er... nose. It was the scent of a dog, and Senshi sat in front of him sheepishly.

"I... don't like dog scent. So usually I can cover it up with wolf scent." Senshi said, avoiding eye contact and blushing, as if being a dog demon were pure torture.

"I see." InuYasha responded, dumbly.

"WE ARE THE CARTOON HEROES, WO-AH!"

The group turned in unison as Mikuro began her song by screaming as she stood on top of the karaoke machine. She quickly went into the next song, which was just as loud.

"YOUUUUUUUUU FOUND ME, WHEN NO ONE ELSE WAS LOOKIN'!"

Kouga covered his ears. TT;

"EVERY LITTLE THING I DO! NEVER SEEMS ENOUGH FOR YOU!"

Kagome and Sango stood to the side, with blank expressions on their faces.

"YOU PROMISED ME HEAVEN, YOU PUT ME THROUGH HELL!"

Kouga and Miroku both gasped, in that way that little kids do when you tell them the TRUTH about Santa Claus.

"I'M A LITTLE BIT OF EVERYTHING, ALL ROLLED INTO ONE! I'M A BITC-"

Senshi leaped up and grabbed Mikuro, putting her hand over Mikuro's mouth and sweatdropping severley. "Okay, party's over!" She announced, rushing into Kouga's den to stuff Mikuro's mouth with soap.

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Maritza: "My head hurts!"