(A/N: Holy crap. 118 reviews, and only 13 chapters! dances )

Wishing for More,

Wow, you ARE too nice. Anyone I know at school would be like "get away from me, bitch." … Actually, most of them have already said that….

I know Remus by sight and name, and he knows me too. He's probably the sweetest guy in the school, next to you. Ha. Be Optomistic. Maybe someone told her what an arse she's being, for once. Maybe she's being controlled by the Imperious Curse. (Just kidding.) Maybe… I don't know… If you told me who she is, I could talk to her or something.

Hey, I never said I trusted you that much. I'm just trusting that you'll listen to my threat. I just said that you're all the boys I can emotionally handle being close to me. Why are you pushing that I talk to the boy so much? Planning on disappearing or dying? Talking isn't a necessity; I got through my whole life with one muggle friend (Rissa) and no wizarding ones. You're too recent to count as my whole life. Sorry.

Still not going to talk to him,

Bored as Hell

PS. Do you know who I am? You make it sound like you know the guy…

Professor Slughorn,

I was wondering if you could tell me if a potion I came across in my studies, the Pigment Potion, has any physical side effects.

Thanks,

James Potter.

Mr. Potter,

The Pigment Potion doesn't have any serious side effects. It's a vanity potion, turning your skin lighter or darker. The only side effects is that it adjusts the rest of you to match the skin tone by adding freckles or darkening hair, etc.

Hope it helps,

Professor Slughorn

Dear Humbug,

Yeah, right. Someone telling Tess that she's an arse has happened about as many times as Pettigrew has gotten a date, i.e., never. Why? Because she only acts that way around ME.

But, of course, if I told her she was being an arse, she would probably think I was flirting. She thinks that everything I do in her immediate vicinity is flirting. Which is annoying, considering I have a life outside of her.

Okay, I sound like I'm complaining, which I definitely am NOT. She is awesome, and I'm totally in love with her. I just wish she would say "hi" once in a while without "arsehole" being attached.

Well, I have to go. I'm being forced to write an essay on the effects of peppermint on eight different vanity potions.

I would rather be writing YOU,

Wishing for More.