(Oh, my god! I apologize! I can't believe it took me so long to update! Mother of God, you must all hate me! Thanks to everyone who reviewed and yelled at me to update, and I apologize again. Well, enjoy the chapter.)

Hey Amergin-

Sorry for the long wait; I've been really busy lately. I'm in that secret tutoring thing that I shouldn't have told you about – as a tutor – and my tutee is helpless. But I swear, if you call me "Humbug" one more time I will never talk to you again. Well, unless I find out who you are and interacting with you is unavoidable. So there. Mna.

How do you know she's less bitchy around others? Maybe she's like that all the time. And what do you mean, that you bring it out in girls? I'm a girl, and you actually make me nicer. So your theory is proven wrong. Mna again.

Well, the map sounds interesting. You'll have to tell me when you're done. I wanna see it! What is Remus's "furry little problem"? Does he have a badly behaved rabbit or something? And why would the room of requirement not like you for it? I don't get it…

I never knew that wizarding newspapers had advice columns. You learn something new every day, right?

If we're going to do the pseudonym thing, call me Katrina. It's a name on the Muggle Hurricane Registry. Did you know they name their hurricanes?

Katrina

Dear Katrina,

Naming storms? That's one of the stupidest things I've ever heard… but then again, they trust other muggles to deliver their mail as well. Maybe they think that if they know their names, they can have power over them or something…. I read that somewhere. I think it was in DADA last year.

I know she's less bitchy around other people because Remus hangs out with her sometimes. Apparently, she thinks I'm an egotistical arse. That's a direct quote.

If you don't know about Remus's furry little problem, then it's not my place to tell you. He'll tell when he trusts you enough.

Muggle newspapers don't have advice columns. My dad gets about 25 muggle newspapers every day for his job (I have no idea what he does, but he works for the ministry). I read them sometimes.

Gotta go, I have a detention for exploding a chocolate frog in charms…

Amergin