Amergin,
HA! I laughed so hard at the clipping. It was hilarious! I would never have the nerve to do that. Planned parenthood is an organization that helps mothers manage their pregnancies. Not that I know from experience.
I know Myrtle and her story. You're not the only one with access to the bathroom. What were you doing in the girls bathroom, anyways? I'm fine not knowing who you are as long as you don't know who I am.
You're the only one I've taken a potion from recently, and no candy from anyone. I haven't been to the hospital wing and Slughorn hasn't made me test any potions lately, so it's your fault. Change me back. I despise freckles.
Missing Rissa,
Katrina
P.S. Longer letter later.
Katrina,
I was in the girls bathroom reading one of your letters. My friends keep trying to intercept them (don't worry, I've been owling them home as soon as I have them read and memorized, and as an added security factor, I encode them.) because they think I have a secret girlfriend at Beauxbatons or something.
I didn't mean to give you freckles. I didn't know there would be any side effects to that potion I gave you, honest. (Of course, I checked to make sure it wasn't fatal or anything.) You might want to check with Slughorn on the antidote, since I'd probably end up giving you purple hair or webbed toes or something.
Baden sent me a birthday card; It's blue with stick figure quidditch players on it. He's quite the artist. He also said to say hi to the pitty gurly, so hey from Baden.
Love,
Amergin
P.S. Damn, I did it again, sorry…