"We almost got all of them Maria!"
"Excellent Kanna."
A feeling of satisfaction of completing a job swept over Maria; the Hanagumi could handle anything... demon or human. Suddenly Maria saw Sakura's Koubu turn to the north.
Sakura's voice was heard over the communicator, "Everyone I think I see something coming, and it looks huge."
Patting her gun for reassurance, Maria turned to where Sakura saw the shadow. Before she could get a good look at the thing a voice like nails on a chalkboard spoke to the Hanagumi.
"What's this? The famous female fighting troop going against me? The greatest demon ever to grace this planet? What a silly willy idea…"
Maria couldn't believe the demon. Not only did he believe he could defeat the Hanagumi, but he used the phrase 'silly willy'. It was time to take out the stupid creature.
"Kohran, Reni, and Kanna come with me; we're going to take this beast out."
Charging side by side, the four women started towards the enemy.
"You underestimate me. Did you really think that only four of you could defeat me? I honor your courage and for that, I'll let you live... in your worst nightmare"
"Don't listen to him! Maintain the attack!"
Following Maria's lead, they kept charging. Focused on their target, they noticed chanting coming from the beast. Soon the four Koubus were slowing down, and finally came to a halt.
"Maria, I can't move! What should we do?"
"I don't know Reni."
"ARGH! He's going to regret ever stopping a Kirishima!"
"Hey guys, we're moving, but I don't think that's a good thing."
Just like Kohran said, slowly the four Koubus were being dragged into a vortex.
"I'm sending you four to you own personal hell, hope you enjoy it…AAAAAAH!"
"Way to go Sakura!" Iris cheered.
As the demon was in the middle of his monologue, Sakura snuck up behind and killed him, but sadly it did not stop his vortex of doom. Promptly after knowing Sakura killed the demon, Maria, Kanna, Reni, and Kohran were sucked into who knows where.
"Umm Sakura, do you know where Maria and the others went?"
Silence fell over Iris, Sakura, and Orihime at Sumire's words
Orihime said what was on everyone's minds.
"Oh God this isn't good…"
Whirling through time and space the four travelers were getting very dizzy. And to top off their nausea somewhere along the way they lost their Koubus'.
"Ugh when are we going to stop I'm getting so sick…"
Kanna stopped talking to vomit.
Reni rolled her eyes "Oh that's a fine site to see."
"Kohran, do you know how long we've been in here?"
"I was just finding that out Maria-han," Kohran took out a time keeping device from out of no where. "Ah it seems we have been in here for 20 minutes."
"I can't take much more of this," Kanna said weakly,
"We know," Maria stated
"I'm going to go insane!" Reni clutched her head. "Is this what the demon meant when he said he'd send us to our worst nightmare? Cause if it is then we have pathetic nightmares."
Kohran smiled, "Hey, at least it can't get any worse than this"
Just as she said that, a giant yellow smiley face appeared.
Maria's eyes grew wide as she saw the face.
"Oh God…what's that?"
"We're going to find out in a second since we're going to COLLIDE with IT!" Kanna screamed, bracing herself.
"AAAAAAHHHHHHH!"
And with one final scream our four heroines exited the vortex through the smiley face.
All that could be seen was black, but what they did know was that they could definitely feel they were falling… and fast.
Walking on the ground were two innocent pedestrians. As normal as you and me, except these two had a powerful obsession. Sadly, these two were cursed with a love of anything Sakura Taisen. Ah, what a dream world these two lived in, pretending they were characters from the Hanagumi and doing all these nerdy things… they were almost a disgrace to society.
"Oh my what a beautiful day! Don't you agree Arachina?"
"Oh yes, Seraphina, it is gorgeous," Arachina then chuckled to herself. "But you know what would make it better?"
Both girls looked at each other and screamed at the top of their lungs.
"SAKURA WARS!"
Just then a shadow fell over the two squealing girls.
Seraphina looked up.
"What's this?"
"OH MY GOD THE SKY IS FALLING!" Arachina shrieked, then began to run in circles.
"No it's not you idiot, it's people, duh," The magnitude of Seraphina's words hit her full force. "IT'S PEOPLE!"
Scrambling around like chickens with their heads cut off, Seraphina and Arachina quickly pulled a bunch of mattresses over themselves that someone had thrown out. Just as the people were going to hit the mattress, they slowed down to a speed where they would not be harmed.
"Wow it's like magic!" Arachina said as she saw the people slow down
Only once did the people land that Arachina and Seraphina approached them.
"Hey, look Arachina! They have Hanagumi uniforms on… and that one has silver hair! And that one over there has purple hair! And does she have a… no…"
Arachina completed the sentence, "Shehasagun... OH MY GOD, IT'S MARIA TACHIBANA!"
In less than a second, the girls each had two Hanagumi members in a headlock.
"Look Seraphina, I have Maria Tachibana and Kanna Kirishima all to myself!"
"But I have Reni and Kohran!"
The two girls were so deep in their argument that they did not realize the people they had in headlocks were waking up from their spell. It was only when Maria shot into the air that they released the Hanagumi members.
Massaging her neck, Maria looked over at Arachina.
"Where are we?"
Smiling from ear to ear Arachina answered, "You're on earth in the good year of 2005."
Worried looks spread rapidly through the four travelers.
"Why would the demon send us here? It doesn't seem to be our worst nightmare," Kanna remarked.
Reverting her attention back to the girls (who had been staring non-stop at the four), Kohran asked a harmless question.
"Who are you?"
At the same time, Seraphina and Arachina answered in creepy voices, "Why, we're Hanagumi fan girls!"
Each face from the Hanagumi paled. Reni recovered first and stated, "Oh God, it's not a nightmare, it's hell!"