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Chapter 3: Possum
So the trio and Ashley and Kacy were in a dark hole.
"Its dark!" Kacy exclaimed.
"I can light a light bulb with my tongue!" Ashley said.
"Good for you?" Ron said, confused by the whole situation.
"Posssummm." Kacy said.
"I met a possum!" Ashley exclaimed.
"Good for you?" Hermione said.
"Stop fooling around and come on!" the Harry said.
" 'the' Harry?" Kacy asked the authors even though she was one of them.
"Yes 'the' Harry! Now shut up and act out this pointless story that no one is reviewing!" Kacy screamed at herself.
So Kacy, Ashley, Hermione, the sexy redhead named Ron, and 'the' Harry began walking…but they only went about two feet because they all ran into a wall. Ron bounced backwards and ran into a spider web.
"GAHH!" Ron yelped (DNL: Cool word!) and hugged Hermione hoping she would protect him.
"I love spiders!" Hermione said, hugging Ron.
"I love potatoes!" Kacy exclaimed.
"I ran into a wall!" Ashley yelled making the wall crumble and a door appeared.
"Magicful!" Kacy yelled, causing the door to crumble.
They went inside the now crumbled door and found a tooth.
"That's a big tooth." Ashley said.
"Potato." Kacy mumbled.
"What?" 'the' Harry said.
"What?" Kacy said.
"You said something." 'the' Harry said.
"No I didn't." Kacy replied.
"Yes you did!" 'the' Harry said back angrily.
"Didn't!"
"Did"
"DIDN'T!"
"DID"
"DIDN'T"
"POSSSSSUMMMM!"
Everyone looked at Ashley.
"What?" she said.
"You said something." Ron said.
"No I didn't." Ashley replied.
They all started fighting, occasionally falling asleep here or there, until…
"SILENCE!" a booming voice said.
"Who was that?" A possum that was just wandering by said.
"It is I, Bernard." Bernard said.
"Where are you ?" Ashley asked.
"MARCO!" Kacy screamed.
"POLO!" Ashley yelled back.
"SHUT UP!" Bernard yelled, during the exciting game of Marco Polo.
They realized that the tooth was Bernard.
"Hey, Bernard, if you're a tooth… why can you talk? I mean teeth don't have mouths, they live in them. Is there a cavity you talk through or something?" Ashley questioned.
"Are you an eyetooth? Can you see though your eye on your tooth? Can my eyeteeth see? " Kacy asked Bernard.
"QUITE! Let the man… erm… tooth speak!" 'the' Harry said.
"Thank you. As I was saying, until I was interrupted by the annoying and yet, exciting ,game of Marco Polo, I am Bernard." He said.
"Ummm…. YEAH! You told us that already." Ashley said, slightly annoyed with Bernard.
Bernard ignored Ashley.
"The mighty Bernard has advice for thee." Bernard said, mystically.
"We don't NEED your advice how to brush our teeth!" Kacy said.
"I'm not going…" Bernard started, but was interrupted by Ashley.
"The Ashley says 'CLICK'." Ashley said, mimicking those see and say things.
"I'm not…" Bernard started again, but was interrupted again.
"The Kacy says 'Possssummm'." Kacy said.
"Come on, Let blow this pop stand!" Ashley exclaimed.
Ashley and Kacy pushed open the door opposite from the one they came in.
"Ok." 'the' Harry said. (DNL- My apostrophe thingy won't work…DEAL WITH IT!)
The trio gave each other a look, then looked at the hallway, which had the voices of Kacy and Ashley echoing.
"CLICK"
"MARCO!"
"QUACK!"
"BLAH!"
"MOOOOO!"
"POSSSSSUMMMM!"
"ELEVEN!"
The sexy redhead and ummm… the other two, looked at each other again and sighed.
"Come on." Ron said.
"WAIT! I didn't give you my advice!" Bernard said.
"Yeah, yeah we know. Brush and floss at least two times a day." Hermione said.
They left and started walking out and saw Kacy standing, there waiting for them. Ashley jumped out of the shadows.
"CLICK! Ha ha you've been clicked!" She screamed as she poked 'the' Harry.
"Yeah, yeah, come on." ' the Harry said.
And with that, they started down the path.
EWI- There you go. And the final count of words are… Ashley?
DNL- (looks at calculator) Error. CRAP! That's too few!
EWI- Friggin' idiot! You forgot to carry that one!
DNL- Erm… no… I… didn't?
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