A/N Yay for reviewers and reviews! I am booking it to get as many chapters in as I can before Friday, because then I am leaving for Tennessee, so I don't know if I will be able to update there.
So the more you review, the more I write before Friday, because I won't post a new chapter if there are no new reviews. So, keep reviewing!
L.M Ward Yep! He's cool.
Lyndalion16 Thanks!
Elphie Thropp Yeah, I know, those last few sentences were meant to be ironic, cause he was carrying her up the stairs, then she was gonna do it anyway, so, yeah, but it didn't really come out that way. Sorry for any confusion.
Elphie Thropp Maybe, I haven't decided when they're gonna be born yet. Sorry about the names though, I've already got Elphie's namesake picked out, but Glinda might name hers after Elphie… I suppose I'll just have to take my chances with the Gale Forcers!
Sinfulpurgatory Yep! Pretty much!
Elphie Thropp Did I say it was their first kiss? If I did, I didn't mean to, I've read the book twice, so… And it's kind of a mix between the book and the musical, so just go with the flow, it may not be perfect since I haven't seen the musical yet, but I do know practically everything about it. Oh! And about Milla and Sir Chuffery, I'm pretending that Milla and her kids got picked up by the tornado, so they are wandering around somewhere in Kansas, and Sir Cuffery died of a heart attack. It doesn't ever say that in the fanfic, though, just in my mind.
"… see, I'm late, and"
"Late for what?" he asked, as only males can do.
"You can be so dense sometimes, Boq, my monthly visit is late." She exasperatingly told him.
"Your monthly visit to where?"
"Honestly, Boq, don't you know anything? You were married! You had who knows how many kids! Didn't Milla tell you anything?"
"About what?"
"Arrgh!" she screamed. "Boq!" she took a few deep breaths, it really wasn't his fault he didn't know anything. "Okay, Boq, do you know what happens when a woman is pregnant?"
"Sure, Milla was pregnant loads of times, first they are all cranky and tired and throwing up all the time, then they start getting bigger, and"
"No you moron!"
"It does too! I saw it!" he argued.
"Well, yes that does happen but let's back up, okay?"
"Fine." He replied.
"Okay, every month women go through a cycle and they bleed out of their…hole. But, If there is a baby inside them, then they don't, right?"
"Yeah, I know that. So what are you saying?"
"Darling, I'm LATE!" she said.
"Late," he repeated, "so, wait a second. You're LATE?"
"Dear, that's what I've been trying to tell you for the last twenty minutes." She replied calmly.
"But… that means…we're…you're…p-p-p-pr" he started
"Pregnant, darling?" she offered.
"Yeah," he said right before he fainted.
A/N I know, it's not very long, but I think it's pretty good. So, why don't you click on that little bluish grey button down there and type what you think!