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Chang Shan Savior: Like Him or Hate Him part 2
Back in the Koei Headquarters…
"Ok, now we shall continue the discussion. Our next nominee is Zhang Liao," Zhuge Liang said.
"Zhao Yun, he's an excellent example of might that makes right," Zhang Liao said.
"True Might is essence to a true warrior," Lu Bu added.
"True Might…. that's what got you both captured by my army," Cao Cao taunted.
"Ok, our next guest is Lu Meng," Zhuge Liang said.
"Zhao Yun, is a perfect example of strength and intelligence," Lu Meng said.
"Hmm, but I don't see him do anything special," Lu Xun shrug.
"Ok, next person is Zhu Rong," Zhuge Liang turns at the Nan Zhong amazon.
"Well, he's prudent…unlike my husband…" Zhu Rong stares at Meng Huo.
"Oh come on that's not fair!" Meng Huo argued.
"Well Meng Huo, what do you think of Zhao Yun," Zhuge Liang asked.
"Uh…what my wife said," Meng Huo smile and pointed at his wife.
"Next is Diao Chan," Zhuge Liang said.
"Well…I don't really know what to say. I like Lu Bu better!" Diao Chan grabbing Lu Bu in the arms.
"Ok, so you think Lu Bu is better than him," Zhuge Liang said.
"Stupid beast…." Cao Cao muttered.
"Hey, you're the one stupid enough to be isolated at Pu Yang and I nearly killed you, peon!" Lu Bu shouted.
"Hahahaaha, did you not forget that I was the hooded stranger you've been talking to you idiot!" Cao Cao said.
"Yeah! I was there and we were all laughing our ass off at your stupidity. And everyone thinks I'm stupid as the novel tried to portray me. I didn't kill Cao Cao's poor best friend Xu You," Xu Zhu said.
"Lu Bu will always be like that, but I don't care anymore. He's badass, pure and simple. Now can we finish this time wasting topic," Xiahou Dun said as he defends Lu Bu.
"Fine, Dun. You're free to say anything good about that stupid beast," Cao Cao said.
"Ok, next person is oh my, it's my wife," Zhuge Liang smiled.
"Zhao Yun shows passionate effort," Huang Yue Ying said.
"Hehehe, like me my dear," Zhuge Liang said.
"Har har, look at the two lovers fare…" Sima Yi grinned.
"Pervert!" Yue Ying stared.
"Ahem…next is Xu Huang," Zhuge Liang said.
"I can't believe that overconfident punk humiliated me at Han Shui and Wang Ping defect because of him!" Xu Huang argued.
"Aww, Xu Huang, Zhao Yun did put an end to your quest for strength eh?" Sima Yi taunted.
"….." Xu Huang said nothing about his quest for strength being a waste of time after defeat of Han Shui.
"Ok, next is Zhou Tai," Zhuge Liang turns at the badass pirate.
"Zhao Yun shows true discipline, but why did he have to spoil our victory at Yi Ling?" Zhou tai said.
"Um…lets not talk about Yi Ling. Next is Lu Xun," Zhuge Liang said.
"Like I said, he isn't special and I can't believe he slain Zhu Ran…" Lu Xun sighed.
"Better luck next time. It's the price of victory," Zhuge Liang said.
"Oh boy, still the Captain Obvious, Zhuge Liang? Tell me, how do you know all this?" Zhou Yu complained.
"That is a question you must answer it yourself. Next is.." But, Zhou Yu interrupts and both got into a debate which Sima Yi took an interest to get involve.
"Sigh, this never ends. One character that means so much to the creation of Dynasty Warriors and he brought up a lot of rivals. What a man…" Zhen Ji said.
"At least, he isn't an emperor. I can't see him being one," Cao Pi said.
"Oh yeah, want the author of this fic show how you make Zhao Yun an emperor on Romance of the Three Kingdoms 7, 8, and 10 which is the hardest way to make him emperor?" Zhen Ji asked.
"Nah, not interested. Still, he'll never fit to become one as long as my ambitions tops over his elitism," Cao Pi said.
"Yeah yeah, my husband…" Zhen Ji rolleyed.
"Alright, time for the next person and it's…Wei Yan.." Zhuge Liang gives a grim look at Wei Yan.
"Zhao Yun is…badass…" Wei Yan said.
"Hahahahahahahah" All the Wei officers laugh except Cao Cao, Zhen Ji and Zhang He.
"Not a chance, he doesn't look so tough. Lucky I say, but I hate that pretty look of his. I mean, couldn't he be a bishie?" Yuan Shao said. "Look at my two men, Yan Liang and Wen Chou. They are truly badasses."
"He isn't a bishie if you put Capcom's portrayal of him on Dynasty Wars 1 and 2(Warriors of Fate), also Destiny of an emperor, he had a beard," Zhuge Liang said.
"Gosh, he knows too much! What is the secret of Zhuge Liang's intellect?" Zhou Yu questioned.
"Little brother looks mean if you piss him off," Zhang Fei said.
"As mean as Cao Cao with the spear.." Guan Yu said.
"Dynasty Tactics 2 Zhao Yun is even more meaner with the barbarian outfit," Guan Ping said.
"Ok, next is you Guan Ping," Zhuge Liang said.
"He's like a big brother," Guan Ping said.
"Ok, next is Da Qiao," Zhuge Liang turns at Sun Ce's wife.
"Well, I like Sun Ce better, because he's the little conqueror," Da Qiao said.
"Alright and it's the same said of your sister Xiao that Zhou Yu is better, same she said that Zhou Yu is better than me," Zhuge Liang said.
"Hey! You're skipping my turn!" Xiao Qiao said.
"Forget it, Xiao. You'll get the same result as before," Zhou Yu said.
"Next is Dian Wei," Zhuge Liang said.
Dian Wei turns at Xiahou Dun who is just not paying attention anymore, then he gives his response.
"I don't care if he's brave or bold, but he isn't a sissy," Dian Wei said.
"Hahaha, a sissy. That's the last thing I want to hear about that waste of talent," Yuan Shao said.
"Ok, next is Ling Tong," Zhuge Liang said.
"What about me? I don't care about some dragon as long as he is not as low as my father's murder sitting with his unpleasant foot on the table. Get some damn manners!" Ling Tong argued.
"Try me," Gan Ning said.
Ling Tong gets out of his chair with his nunchunks preparing for a final battle with Gan Ning, but is stopped by Lu Meng.
"Ok, looks like we'll be taking another break from here. Our author will like to hear from reviewers about this fic," Zhuge Liang said.
"This fic sucks…" Yuan Shao muttered.
"You tell him that, Shao," Cao Cao shrugs.
To be continued…