Disclaimer: I don't own Dynasty Warriors and I don't own Koei's headquarters in Cal.
A/N: Some are offensive about our famous 5 Tiger General, based on how Koei and the Novel underrate him…a lot…he's still one of the top tiers (If you equip him with Masou Armor and Demon Band) along with Lu Bu.
Chang Shan Savior: Like Him or Hate Him part 3
Another hour at the Koei Headquarters…
"We're back and our next guest for today's topic is Cao Ren," Zhuge Liang turns to Cao Ren's side.
"Chaos must be his enemy the same as mine, so he's fine with me. I don't like Gan Ning's valor since he likes Chaos," Cao Ren said.
"Keep talking…" Gan Ning smiled.
"Zhao Yun was never proud of killing his enemies as long as they're not Han traitors like Cao Cao," Zhuge Liang said.
"….." Xiahou Dun's anger boils as this meeting is still going.
"Now now, can't you all forgive me being out of control? I did executed Dong Cheng and the emperor's wife, but my men wanted them perished, I wanted to bash them out of the capital!" Cao Cao pledged.
"Then if you're the prime minister of the Han, why are your thugs calling you the emperor in front of the real emperor?" Liu Bei questioned.
"They're just toying with me, it's nothing serious! Really!" Cao Cao said.
"You scoundrel, I'll never forgive you on that," Liu Bei shouted.
"Alright, that's enough. Now our next person is Jiang Wei," Zhuge Liang said.
"He's the best there is at what he does," Jiang Wei said.
"Excuse me?" Lu Bu, Zhang Liao, Guan Yu, Zhang Fei, Wei Yan, Zhou Tai, Gan Ning, Cao Pi, and Xu Huang all stare at Tian Shui's last hope.
"No, I'm the best!" Lu Bu claimed.
"No no, my brother Guan Yu is the best," Zhang Fei said.
"Rotten brats, I'm the best!" Huang Zhong said.
"Old geezer, I had you killed during Yi Ling…" Zhou Tai muttered.
"I am the best! I took down my enemies in a mere month!" Sun Jian cried.
"Gentlemen…the only best three kingdoms officers are…" Cao Cao pointed at himself then the Zhao Yun poster.
"Hey, what about me! I was the one that took down Cao Cao's fleet in Chi Bi!" Zhou Yu said.
"That is because you cooperate with me," Zhuge Liang said.
"WHY YOU! I can't believe I'm part of this stupid meeting you presented," Zhou Yu complained.
"You all are fools! Just who killed the three kingdoms era? It's meeeee," Sima Yi grinned.
"Fuck Jin Dynasty!" Cao Pi argued.
"Mahahahah, after all this time, it was so easy using you and your own children," Sima Yi laughed.
"I can't believe you depend on this traitor, Pi! Why didn't you listen to my advisor Jia Xu!" Cao Cao said.
"I'm glad China wasn't unify by Wei Kingdom, but Jin," Zhuge Liang admitted.
"Hmph, could have had me won the battle of Guan Du, Cao Cao," Yuan Shao said.
"Shut up…" Cao Cao shrugs.
"Our next person is Sun Ce," Zhuge Liang said.
"Hey, he's cool with me. Can't see why he isn't well liked consider those great deeds? Man, I should of killed the rest of Xu Gong's men when they ambushed me," Sun Ce said.
"Hahahah, you want to know who send them?" Cao Cao asked.
"Who?" Sun Ce said.
"Me…ahaha, even the great Hero of Chaos defeated the Little Conqueror by just sending three assassins," Cao Cao said.
"You and your schemes, Mengde…" Liu Bei muttered.
"You and your fake imperial birth," Cao Cao glares at Xuande.
"Next is Sun Quan," Zhuge Liang said.
"He's just an ordinary commoner. Well since all my warriors are scholars except Gan Ning…," Sun Quan said.
"Zilong took the same school as Gongsun Zan and I did a long time ago before he went there," Liu Bei said.
"I took lessons until some corrupted scumbags burned my records and became a convict," Guan Yu said.
"Man…I don't see our army that smart, just arrogant andsarcastic like Mr. I Wanna Avenge My Father right here," Gian Ning pointed at Ling Tong.
"…." Ling Tong fury boils.
"Just who beat Cao Cao's army on land?" Gan Ning smiled.
"Long Live Ru Xu Kou…." Zhou Tai praised.
"Hmph…" Ling Tong didn't look at the two pirates whom his father called "Pirate scum".
"Next is Huang Zhong," Zhuge Liang said.
"He's like a son to me, learns to respect elderly extremely well and I thank him for saving me back there at Han Shui," Huang Zhong said.
"Stupid old man, if it wasn't your mistake, that guy wouldn't have come to your rescue and humiliate me!" Xu Huang argued.
"Quiet, you said you dislike cowardice, why ambush me just like all the peons who would do that," Huang Zhong stares at both Xu Huang and Zhou Tai.
"Ok, we'll stop right here and finish this in the next hour. My boss has to take care of some business," Zhuge Liang
"Tell me about this boss? What does he think of Zhao Yun?" Sima Yi asked.
"That will be answered on the next chapter," Zhuge Liang said.
To be concluded…