A/N: Sorry for the late update. It's summertime, what are ya gonna 'bout it? OK, then, back to our heros!
Chapter 2: Insanity kills...
An hour and a few slash stories have passed, and now our heros have now officially lost it. Zell is throwing hot dogs at anyone who dares go near him, Irvine is shooting the ceiling with his gun for no apparent reason and Squall and Seifer are trying to kill each other. The girls, though, are still reading the horrible slash stories on the lap top. "Ooh! Let's read this one! It's about... Zelvine?" said Selphie. "Who cares, let's read it!" said Rinoa, and started to read the story's contents.
"A night of drinking".
Zell woke up one morning with a big headache. He remembered going to the pub with Squall and Irvine for a 'few' drinks. He couldn't understand how one taste of that cool bitter tasting liquor could be so damn tempting. He sat up, and the realised that he had no clothes on.
Zell: (thinking) Man, I must've lost it last night.
Suddenly, he felt his sheets move.
Zell: (still thinking) Gosh, did I do IT! But with who? I hope it's Selphie!
Selphie screamed and started to chase Zell, who started to squeal like a monkey. "Guys! Settle down for a minute, I wanna hear what happens!" said Quistis. Everyone settled down their voices for a minute, and Rinoa continued with the story...
Zell looked at his companion, and recoiled in horror.
Zell: IRVINE!
Irvine hid his head underneath the sheets.
Irvine: Shut up, will ya? I'm trying to sleep!
Zell: Irvine, can't you see our situation right now? OMG, this is VERY bad!
Irvine: Oh, keep your pants on.
Zell: Well, that's not possible, because apparently, I don't have pants or a shirt on. And apparently, I don't think you have much on either.
Irvine looks at Zell, then he looks at himself. Finally realising their situation (jeez, what an idiot!), he sits up and they both yell in horror.
Irvine and Zell: AAHHHH! I DID IT WITH A GUY!
Zell: WHAT did you DO to me?
Irvine: Well, what did YOU do to ME?
Zell: Keep away from me!
Both of them quckly put their pants on and start to beat each other up. But suddenly, someone starts to knock on the door.
Zell: Crap, what are we gonna do!
Irvine: If somebody finds out we did it, it'll ruin my image with the ladies!
Zell looks around for an idea. His closet then catches his eye...
Zell: Irvine, hide in the closet!
Irvine: No way!
Zell: OK then, I guess the ladies would be amused to hear you did it with a guy.
Irvine: Well so did you!
Zell: (in a quiet, dreamy voice) Hot chicks...
Irvine whimpered, then quickly hid in the closet. Zell rushes to the door, opens it and quickly sits on his couch. His visitor, Squall steps in his dorm.
Zell: Oh, hey S-Squall. What's up?
Squall stands in front of Zell. Seing that his 'friend' doesn't have a shirt on, he gets suspicious.
Squall: What's going on, Zell?
Zell: What, can't a guy sleep without a shirt on?
Squall: Yeah, but I don't think jeans are considered sleepwear.
Zell looks at his pants, then shrugs.
Zell: So?
Squall raises a brow. He then starts to look around Zell's dorm. Feeling satisfied, he starts to leave.
Squall: I was just looking for Irvine. He owes me money, and he's not in his dorm.
Squall then opens the door.
Squall: If you see him, tell him I'll kill him if he doesn't pay up.
Zell nodds, and Squall leaves. He then quickly rushes to his closet and opens it. Irvine quickly runs out and takes big gasps of air.
Irvine: (gasp) God, it's hot in there!
Zell: You ok?
Irvine: Fine, 'cept for one thing.
Zell: What?
Irvine: My ass really hurts!
After the story, everyone (except Zell and Irvine) started laughing. "MAKE THE HORROR STOP!" Zell cried. "I-didn't-do-it-with-a-guy, I-didn't-do-it-with-a-guy!" Irvine said insanely. Sudenly, a familiar face steps into the room...
Look out for Chapter 3! Whee!