If you haven't just read chapter 12… go back. This is chapter 13. I repeat, this is chapter 13. LokiGirl posted two chapters today because they're both so short. Gracious is the author, ne?
Chapter 13: An Idea
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Last weekend… If only I could erase last weekend…
"Loki-tama, everything will be okay." Ecchan flew over and landed on Loki's chest.
"I wish that were true ecchan… but, I…"
"Mayura-chan really likes you Loki-tama."
"But not the way I want her to…"
"Why do you think that, Loki-tama? She still glances at you all the time."
"She wants me to date Reiya…uggh…" Loki shuddered. "Does she hate me ecchan?"
"She doesn't hate you Loki-tama. But if you were dating Reiya-chan, then it would be easier her to deal with the fact that she rejected you. Mayura-chan wants you to move on… she wants you to be happy, Loki-tama."
But I'm not happy without her.
"And if you were dating Reiya-chan, then she wouldn't be tempted to date you."
"You really think so ecchan?"
"Punyaan… Narugami-kun was right Loki-tama. You two were flirting for the last three months, and she probably realized what she was doing now. And since Mayura-chan doesn't want to lead you on and artificially raise her hopes for a relationship she doesn't think can happen, she's avoiding you Loki-tama."
"But what am I to do ecchan? If she won't tell me get near her or even talk to her alone, how am I to convince her that our ages don't matter?" Loki sighed while ecchan remain quiet.
"Don't let her know that it's you Loki-tama."
"Huh? How would I do that?"
"Court her… as a secret admirer," ecchan explained seriously.
"A secret admirer? Hmmm, Mayura would definitely be intrigued by something like that… the mystery and all."
"Exactly Loki-tama. And by the time you tell her that her secret admirer is you, hopefully she'll understand that this isn't a crush on your part."
"And realize that the age difference doesn't matter?"
"Punyaan."
"I've never courted someone before," mused Loki. I never HAD to court someone before. "It might be fun. Be prepared Mayura… to be swept off your feet. And to do it, I'll need a little help from Narukami-kun."
Omake: Matantei Loki Re:Death
Ecchan: tinky-winky…
It's Odin…. Dadana… Dadana… Dadana… Oh baby…
Thor: Man, I'm getting sick of his theme song.
Odin: Sorry I'm late… I've been on busssiness…
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Odin: Plenty of women… sure, they'll do anything you want. Well… maybe not that…
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Heimdall: Freyr, lets make out.
Freyr: Wahoo! (Love in an Elevator by Aerosmith playing)
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Loki: I don't understand this Japanese twister.
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Time-out:
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Loki: That means I'm Asuka? Noooooo!
Author: Do you want to be Shinji?
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Time:
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Odin: Loki, I am your father.
Loki: riiiight…
Odin: Who's your daddy?
Loki: Ummm…
Odin: Damn straight.
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Loki: What happened?
Skuld: I'm sorry, Loki. They had to remove your nuts.
Loki: What?!!!!!
Skuld: Just kidding.
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Time-out:
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Loki: Asuka's fine.
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Time:
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Odin: Attention K-mart shoppers. This is Odin. All female personnel report to my… office… for breast inspection.
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Loki: Mayura… lets go make out.
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Mayura: Oh… baby!
---Omake Credits---
Thanks RE:Death (A studio Sokodei Production)
Author: If any reading this are Eva fans, then you know where this brain child came from… watching all of Neon Genesis Evangelion straight (9pm-7am, then the movie) through with a couple of friends of course. I was a first time watcher. Then it just kind of stews in your head for several days… and you try to find the meaning of Eva and realize that you associate best with Shinji… Yeah, so I'm a Shinji.