This is just complete madness. Me and my cousins just made it up. Now I am saying this from my point of view so just pretend I am a narrator or something.
Ok. For some reason Draco and Harry have becomes friends but after destroying all his horcruxes the find out that there is one more. But Harry finds out that he is the final horcrux. "Draco" said Harry. "kill me" "why" said Draco. "Its me!" said Harry. "What?" said Draco. "Its me!" "what?" said Draco "Its me" said Harry. "I am the final horcrux. Kill me." "No!" said Draco but Harry said, "You have to. It is the only way." "Ok" said Draco raising his wand "Please forgive me" said Draco "I do" whispered Harry but he dropped dead. But because of his kind act Draco and Harry became friends and they went to Harry's apartment where Harry's friends were all waiting. Then Snape came in and Harry started attacking him saying, "You killed Dumbledore!" and annoyed he committed suicide but it was the third floor so he only kind of broke his arm. Then he met Umbridge and sort of befriended her and got her to fix his arm. "Are you sure its working?" asked Umbridge. "I will check" said Snape and he aid "Avada kedavra!" "Oh it does" said Umbridge and then she died.
Now Wormtail wanted to attack Lupin and told him to meet him at his lawn the next night but it would be full moon next night so Lupin made him a werewolf and since he had a silver hand he instantly died.
For some reason Harry ends up in the department of mysteries and he sees the veil and he puts his hand through it but I vanishes. Then Sirius turns up saying "I never knew I was dead. Heaven is cool. There is another veil on the other side. The hand told me to come." But Snape comes and pushes him through the veil. "You killed him again!" said Harry and gave him a push in annoyance but he fell through the veil. Now all of them are their thought Harry. So he went to Lupin and said "Your friends are waiting." "what are you talking about?" said Lupin. "I'll show you" said Harry and then he killed him and in heaven they were all calling Snape Snivelus. Now everyone who had ever been mentioned in the book ever dies. Harry said hi to someone and a shelf fell on him. He asked someone for a glass of water but then a flood came drowning that person but the water was only around his body. And Harry went to the fat lady but then she died so all the gryfindors were stuck in the common room and Hermione did not let them eat any food because of her house elf obsession and then everyone dies. Then they kill Harry but it turn out he never existed and he was just a pigment of their imagination so all the death eaters and Voldemort come back and rule the world and because the last word of the series if supposed to be scar the all say "Scar"