Chapter 9- Well I'll be damned!- Undertaker
The blast blinded me for a moment; I could hear that damn idiot still laughing his ass off. That was until the smoke cleared. Kane was still standing; his wings were around his body, protecting him from the power of the Jackass. Shao stood there, stunned to say the least. "Yeah, about the dark Sorcerery thing with me… it has no effect" Kane stated in an annoyed tone. So I guess it will be down to hand-to-hand combat. If Kane used his powers it wouldn't be as strong as Kahn's… I don't think… How the hell would I know anyway? He's the one with the powers no me, I just hear about this stuff! Kane unwrapped his wings before Kahn, showing off how strong he is. Kahn however saw the necklace on Kane's neck. A plot was forming. The two charged head on, I could already see the impact of this now… no doubt a train wreck would be much more cleaner than this fight. The two grasped onto each other by the hands, lightning and sparks flew all around as did fire and other weird crap. Their powers sparked one another's. They pulled away only to try and land a punch on one another. Damn, I am sure glad I didn't get into this predicament. I just stayed off to the side, and watched them duke it out. Kane was fantastic I got to admit. His skills cannot be compared… Damn, he can kick my ass now! Neither man could get the upper hand on one another. Yet Kahn had a trick up his sleeve. He purposely nailed Kane in the groin! I cringe for you could hear the blow echo in this portal or whatever the hell it is. Kane dropped like a rock.
"That son of a bitch" I growled.
Kahn reached down and stole the amulet around Kane's neck, laughing with greed. "Your powers are mine… mortal"
"I wouldn't… if I were you" Kane managed to moan back. I knew I had to do something, perhaps he know how to use the amulet against us!
The power could be felt from here, Kane didn't look as I tried to strike this jackass. Yet he blasted me across this portal limbo! Damn it burned like hell! Kahn still laughed. "You all no longer exist to me!" he laughed. Just as it seem energy in the form of a dragon came down apone him. There was yet another blinding flash, however just as my eyes adjusted. Kahn was out cold on the ground. Kane got up and brushed himself off.
"It's a good thing I can fake a low blow to the groin. Ok Take help me with him?" he asked.
"What the hell happened?"
Kane didn't answer me as he went over to Kahn, checking to make sure he was out cold… or dead… I don't know. Kane took one of his arms and started dragging him… get this. TOWARD our realm! "Kane! What the hell are you doing?" I demanded.
"Take, relax, he's harmless. I cursed the amulet" he smirked.
I stood there blankly. "You cursed it? How?"
Kane went into detail and got the idea when speaking with McMahon. He restored Vince's memory of what happened. Yet the wondered if he could erase them as well. So he cursed the amulet to erase Shao Kahn's memory.
"So when he wakes, he has no idea who he is?" I asked.
Kane smirked. "I replaced his demonic god memories with good ones… I took some ideas from everyone's childhood at the arena. So he has some and made him his own. There's just one more thing I need and we got ourselves a new WWE wrestler" he grinned.
"You're not f---ing serious" I said to him. Yet the grin on his face… he was serious. I took the other arm of this guy and dragged him through. We lay him on the ramp just as Orton came towards us haling a Centaur warrior. Who's horns were just about falling off his head and he bled everywhere.
"You cannot do this to me! I am the General of Outworld!" it screamed. Orton turned around.
"You don't keep your yap shut, I will feed you to Batista personally!" Orton spat back. I noticed the way the Centaur was tied. His hooves were bounded and his hands. He looked like a roped cattle! Orton spun him around and tossed him through the portal. Just as Kane closed it up. Everyone came to see what we brought home, when Kane said whom it was they freaked.
"Hey… trust me!" Kane stated to them.
He asked everyone to back up, as he placed out his right hand. You could see little blue glows gather to it. "What is that?" whispered Vince.
"A small portion of a soul, they are donated through friends… you guys and gals can do it too if you want. It doesn't hurt or anything" he explained.
"How?" Batista asked.
Kane told us to close our eyes and imagine giving a part of ourselves up. I saw Dave try it, and a small blue wisp was breathed out through his mouth. "Hey… it actually feels good," he explained. The others joined, and what the hell. I did too! In the end Kane had this rather large ball of blue light. He used his dragon claw and made a small cut into Kahn's chest. It unleashed a green power, none that I have ever seen before.
"What the hell are those?" Demanded Bob Orton.
"Stolen souls. They are now free from him. When they are all gone, I will put this in." Kane replied. It was a few minutes for that; he must have had tens of thousands to say the least, yet when the last one left Kane looked to us.
"He is going to think he's one of us, therefore he needs to be treated as such," he announced.
"He needs a new name too… and what would be his gimmick?" Vince asked, Good Ol' McMahon. Knows how to handle the business end of a good deed. Kane was able to take off the skull mask of his. He had a face close to Tyson Tomko! They could almost be related… that… and John Cena in a sense.
"Ooo he could be my homie!" John grinned.
"Uh… I don't think he would know free styling as well as you do," I said.
Vince looked to Kane and I. "Do either of you want a brother?" he grinned. I looked to Kane; there was a smile over his face.
"You know what, that could work out nicely. I can train him and what not. And every so often we can switch it up"
What the hell? And while we're at it, let's go hire some of the Shokans to work the popcorn stands? They got four arms and work faster. "I'll take care of him Vince. And he needs a name"
He all looked like we were going to name a kid or something. "Dante" called out Trish. "It's good, sexy and he looks like a Dante" she grinned.
We all agreed. Kane just made sure all the stolen souls were out, before he placed the one he made in. One final soul came from the cut, as Kane muttered something to the blue energy. He forced it hard into Kahn's body. Making him scream in pain, he was suffering… which I didn't mind a bit. The light filled his body. He glowed for only a few minutes after screaming. But he slowly came around, his eyes blinked a few time. His head rolled about until they came to Kane and I. Damn it we're still in dragon form!
"Huh? What happened?" he asked aloud. He sat up and looked to the others. "I don't feel so good"
"Oh Dante, you had too much to eat!" Trish explained as she bravely stepped forward. "You poor thing. You got into an eating contest with Batista? Remember? We're at the McMahon Halloween party," she asked.
Kahn shook his head no. He then noticed his emperor clothing. "What am I dressed in?" he demanded.
"Dante, we were going out as characters of Mortal Kombat. I'm Scorpion, you Shao Kahn" Randy stated as he took off his mask. Odd thing enough his Scorpion armor stayed, it didn't vanish like before. "We went to this party like this… it was that or be cowboys with my dad," he explained. Kahn looked to Bob Orton and saw his cowboy outfit.
"Shao Kahn it is!" he announced. I began to see various personality of him come though. Those who I have met and know, you know what. If Kane didn't tell me who the hell he was, I don't think I would have cared! Kahn… I mean… Dante was becoming that of a gentle soul. Vince went on with the party as the catering finally arrived. Dante was enjoying himself, having fun and conversing with everyone in the locker room.
I turned to Kane. "Does he have any idea who he was?" I asked of him.
Kane looked to me. "I'm not going to tell you" he smirked for some reason. Did Kane let Dante know what he was before? Or is he yanking my chain?
Well needless to say he hit it off with everyone well, and it was just hours before Raw. Vince had already created a storyline for Dante here. Kane was about to become a tag team champion with his new brother.