Authors Note: I had too much fun writing the first one! I want to thank all those who reviewed. I'm sorry that the first one was so short, I hope this one will be a little longer. I regret to inform that…I'm LAZY! (heh I'll bet you thought I was going to say I was going to quit!) Well NOT! I haven't even started on some other story ideas I have in store for you…I also want to mention Kunoichi 008! She's my good friend and she's the one who helps me think of some of these bloopers ideas…so with out her some of these bloopers wouldn't even exist! So when you get a chance or when she posts her stuff up (she just got her account I'm not sure if she's submitted anything yet) go read it!

Thank you so much:

unknown-dreams: I'm glad you liked them! Yes the banana one made me laugh for like 5 minutes after I re-read it! Thanks for reviewing!

angelady: I'm sorry they were so short! Yeah hopefully these will be longer, thanks for the support!

senketsu 32: Thank you for reviewing! I'll try to update sooner.

female Ninja: Yes I quite enjoyed that one! Thanks for reviewing!

Hope you all enjoyed and please don't kill me for not updating sooner! These are hard to think of and my brain likes to shut down every few minutes…don't ask why…okay fine I'm just plan out Lazy! Don't worry once I post this I'll force myself to think of more! ENJOY!

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During the first Exam of the chunin exam:

Sasuke mimicking another boy:

Sasuke and team 7 along with the other genin teams are now figuring out that the first exam was to test their information gathering skills. Sasuke using the sharingan is now mimicking the boy who sits in front of him.

Sasuke: "Alright, I hit the target dead on the first time, I was going to copy a few more people to be on the safe side but I chose the right person on my first try!"

-Sasuke thinks grinning as his hand automatically writes down the answers for the exam-

Ibiki: "Alright time for the 10th question. Everyone pencils down!"

Everyone puts pencils down. Sasuke, feeling confident that the guy in front of him had gotten everything correct, doesn't even read his answers, but prepares for the last question of the test. After Ibiki explains and Anko takes the genin to the second test he goes around to collect the papers, but when he gets to Sasuke's he is faced with a strange and disturbing sight…

Ibiki lifts Sasuke's paper and reads it, his eyes widening in shock

This is what's written on the paper…

"Uzumaki Naruto is hot"

"I heart Uzumaki Naruto"

"U.S. + U.N." (A/N: Coincidently the guy Sasuke copied had the same initials as Sasuke)

"Uzumaki FOREVA!"

Ibiki: "…What…the…FUCK?"

Deeply disturbed by the boy and his obsession with his team mate; Ibiki slowly puts the paper back and pretends as if he read nothing

Second part of Chunin exam:

Orochimaru vs. THE WORM

Sasuke and the others just defeated the rain genin but are in the process of making a code word. Orochimaru listens to the code word from underground, but is suddenly attacked by a…

Orochimaru: "EEEEEKKKKKKKKK!" (A/N: The scream is high pitched and girly) "It's a worm!" -Runs from his hiding place and grabs a surprised Sasuke and puts him in front of him like a shield- "SAVE ME SASUKE-KUN!"

Sasuke: "HEY LET GO OF ME PEDOPHILE!" -He struggles to get away from Orochimaru's clutches but can't-

Naruto: -mischievous grin- "You're scared of worms eh?"

Orochimaru: -Just nods frantically and pathetically hides behind Sasuke; who was still trying to get away from him-

Sakura walks over to where Orochimaru had been hiding before.

Sakura: "You're scared of this thing?" -bends down and pokes the tiny earth worm that was just slowly making its way to the base of a tree-

Orochimaru: "YES!" -He shouts and clings to Sasuke who was still trying desperately to get away from the deranged man-

Naruto: "FEEL MY WRATH EVIL PEDOPHILE!"

Naruto yells triumphantly as he runs towards Sakura. He picks the worm up and runs back towards Orochimaru.

Orochimaru: "GAH….NO GET AWAY" -he let's go of Sasuke and tries to get away from Naruto who was chasing him with the worm.-

Sakura and Sasuke now both had sweat drops on their heads as they watched Naruto giggle like a school girl as he chased a screaming (girly screaming I might add) Orochimaru.

Sakura: "I still have that deck of cards…wanna play? Naruto probably won't stop until he makes Orochimaru eat it or something like that"

Sasuke: -Sweat drop- "Sure…"

Suddenly out of nowhere Tarzan appears!

Tarzan: "Uh uh uh ouh ah uh (A/N: He's supposed to be talking ape…I have no idea how to write that down)" (Translation: "Wtf?")

Naruto: -Stops chasing Orochimaru- "Ano sa, Ano sa, who is that?"

Orochimaru: -stops running and stares at Tarzan- "I like that lion cloth…note to self, have Kabuto make new uniforms for everyone"

Sasuke: "Sakura…you're smart go talk to it" -pushes Sakura towards the ape man-

Sakura: "Are you KIDDING? I like you Sasuke but not that much" -sweat drops and backs away-

Tarzan: "See…pretty girl…" -looking at Orochimaru- "you…come…me?"

Orochimaru: -looks around- "Me?" -points to self-

Tarzan: -goes over to Orochimaru and picks him up bridal style- "Go now" -leaps off in to the trees-

Orochimaru: "Wait a minute, this is like in my dream…except it's Sasuke-kun who whisks me of my feet and takes me away…oh well, I still like this lion cloth idea"

-he thinks as he is carried off through the trees- "I'll be back for you one day Sasuke-kun…hey that better be a twig!" -He yells down to the deeply disturbed genin-

Second part of Chunin exam:

Orochimaru vs. THE WORM Version #2

(Kunoichi 008 came up with this version)

Sasuke and the others just defeated the rain genin but are in the process of making a code word. Orochimaru listens to the code word from underground, but is suddenly attacked by a…

Orochimaru: "EEEEEKKKKKKKKK!" (A/N: the scream is high pitched and girly) "It's a worm!" -Runs from his hiding place and grabs a surprised Sasuke and puts him in front of him like a shield- "SAVE ME SASUKE-KUN!"

Sasuke: "HEY LET GO OF ME PEDOPHILE!" -he struggles to get away but can't-

Naruto: -mischievous grin- "You're scared of worms eh?"

Orochimaru: -Nods frantically and pathetically hides behind Sasuke-

Sakura walks over to where Orochimaru had been hiding before.

Sakura: "You're scared of this thing?" -bends down and pokes the tiny earth worm that was just slowly making its way to the base of a tree-

Orochimaru: "YES!" –He shouts and clings to Sasuke who was trying desperately to get away from the deranged man-

Naruto: "HAHAHA this guy is afraid of a little worm?" -Can't stop laughing-

Sakura: -stands up straight and sighs impatiently- "You're all so immature"

Sakura steps forward but accidentally steps on the worm.

Sakura: "Oooops" -looks down- "I ain't cleaning that up" –drags her shoe on the forest floor to remove the worm guts-

Orochimaru: "How could a young girl like that destroy such a formidable foe…" -looks at Sakura in admiration- "YOU SAVED ME I AM IN YOUR DEBT" –He yells joyously running over to her and hugging her tightly-

Sakura: -Sakura screams and tries to push him off her- "OH GOD GET OFF OF ME YOU PERVERT" "SASUKE-KUN SAVE ME!" -yells to Sasuke who was standing there like "Wtf?"-

Naruto: "Wanna go get some ramen?"

Sasuke: "Sure why not"

They both begin to leave when Sakura screams after them.

Sakura: "WHERE ARE YOU GOING? SAVE ME PLEASE! SASUKE-KUN!"

-looks in shock as they walk away-

Sasuke: "Save yourself for once" -continues walking without looking back-

Naruto: "Sorry Sakura-chan but I have to have my mid afternoon ramen or bad things happen" -Says cheerfully as he and Sasuke go to the ramen stand-

Sakura just gawks with anime tears streaming down her face as her last hopes walk away leaving her with the deranged and creepy Orochimaru.

Before the chunin exam:

The first meeting with Gaara:

Team 7 is arguing with the sand team (Temari and Kankurou) When Gaara appears on the scene.

Gaara: "That's enough Kankurou" –Gaara is hanging upside down on the tree-

Kankurou: -sweat drop- "Uh Gaara? Why do you have plungers on your feet?"

Gaara: -looks to his feet which indeed have plungers attached to them- "I don't know Kankurou…oh maybe it's because I'm hanging from a tree!" –shouts the last part in a sarcastic manner-

Kankurou: "…you could just use chakra"

Gaara: -glare- "Shut up" –and he walks along the branch making plunger noises as he goes-

Chasing Sasuke:

Neji is fighting with Kidoumaru

Neji: "You think your web is strong? Mine is way better!" –says confidently as he faces Kidoumaru-

Kidoumaru: "Yeah right, you don't use web…unless…" –Kidoumaru has a sudden fearful demeanor spread across his face-

Neji: -smirks- "That's right…I am SPIDERMAN" –Neji rips off his clothes revealing spiderman's costume-

(Cue spiderman theme song)

Neji: -points –"you won't get away with your evil ways"

Kidoumaru: "Oh no" –does typical villain run away scene-

Neji: "You won't get away!" –Catches Kidoumaru in his web-

Kidoumaru is wrapped up and left hanging in a tree in a web net.

Neji: "Now just stay put evil doer" –leaves a note on the net and swings away-

Kidoumaru; "CURSE YOU SPIDERMAN" –struggles in net-

Written on the note:

From your friendly neighbourhood Hyuuga

Hide and go seek:

Back to the training grounds for team 7's mission to retrieve the bells.

Kakashi is standing in the middle of the grounds wondering where his team is hiding.

Kakashi: "Hmmm…they're hidden very well…"

Naruto: "Hah I can get those bells!" –Stands in front of Kakashi with his arms crossed-

Kakashi: -Sweat drop- "…FOUND NARUTO!" –Kakashi suddenly yells- "Now I just have to find the other two and we're all set for another round" Kakashi says happily looking around.

Naruto: -totally confused- "Ano sa Ano sa…Another round of what?"

Kakashi: "Of Hide and go seek of course!" –merrily skips away looking for his remaining two students who were hiding from their sensei…very well I might add-

Marco polo:

Team 7 is fighting with Zabuza in the wave country (A/N: This is their first meeting). Zabuza has just conjured a large amount of fog.

Kakashi: "Clever bastard…he's built up a good amount of fog…" –looks around- "MARCO"

A distant voice replies…

Zabuza: "POLO!"

Team 7: -Sweat drop-

Kakashi: "MARCO…"

Zabuza: "POLO…"

And it kind of just goes from there….

In the forest of death

With the sand team:

Gaara has just finished killing the team from the rain.

Temari: "We got the scrolls let's head to the tower"

Gaara turns around but is faced with a predicament

Gaara: "…uhm…" –A raccoon is sitting in front of Gaara looking at him with beady little eyes-

Kankurou and Temari gasp in shock as an entire family of raccoons appear in front of Gaara. Gaara just stands there in shock (though no one can tell because he is emotionless) The raccoons (A/N: about 30 or so) begin to move towards him; staring at him with their beady little eyes.

Raccoon: Daddy! (A/N: Don't ask me how they're able to talk…because even I don't know!)

Gaara: "Get away from me…" –Backs away from the raccoons- "Get AWAY" –begins to run. But the raccoons follow him.- "What are you waiting for?" –yells to Temari and Kankurou- "Get them away!"

Temari and Kankurou cower and turn in to chibi's as they hold each other and shiver.

Temari: "He's so scary!" –begins to cry-

Gaara: "I HATE YOU ALL…EVEN MORE!" –Gaara yells as he runs away from the persistent raccoons who were still chasing him-

Good morning Mr. Sun!

Kakashi is fighting with Zabuza in the forest just before they get to the wave (once again it's their first meeting) Kakashi just stopped Naruto from running towards Zabuza; who has just made his entrance (A/N: You know when he's standing on the knife in the tree…yeah you got it)

Kakashi: "Don't interfere…give me room. This one's is on a different plane from our previous opponents"

Zabuza: "…"

Kakashi: -Taking his backpack off- "And if I have to face him it had better be…Like this…this may be a little rough." –Now lifting his headband up-

Zabuza: "Kakashi of the sharingan eye I presume? If it wouldn't be too much trouble…could you surrender the old man?"

Kakashi just glares at Zabuza. Team 7 watches with anticipation as Kakashi pulls the headband up.

Kakashi: "And now Zabuza…" –he lifts the headband up more and more- "Shall…OH GOD! IT'S BRIGHT…IT'S BLINDING ME" –Kakashi quickly covers his eye. He's had his headband on so long his eye hasn't become accustom to the sun. Should I mention it was a very sunny day?-

Everyone: -sweat drop-

Sakura: "Sensei…" –shakes her head disapprovingly-

Zabuza: "This isn't worth my time…anybody want to play checkers?" –pulls a checker board out from no where-

"Why not?"

So Team 7, Tazuna have a heated checker tournament with Zabuza. Afterwards they all go to Zabuza's place to eat oreos and watch old movies. Kakashi is now blind in one eye, but after eating some oreos the magical oreo fairy gave him his sight back and they lived happily ever after…at least until Kakashi killed Zabuza and Haku for eating the last oreo. He really likes oreos.

Getting the bells:

We go once again to team 7 as they try to get the bells from their sensei. Kakashi is fighting with Naruto. Naruto suddenly dives at Kakashi, but instead of grabbing the bells he grabbed another set of bells….(for you slow people: Naruto has grabbed Kakashi's nuts!) There was a high pitched girly scream. However it wasn't coming from his sensei. Kakashi had disappeared in a puff of smoke revealing he had used a Kawarimi technique. Where was the girlish scream coming from? The smoke cleared to show Naruto had a firm grip on poor Sasuke's crotch!

Naruto: -quickly lets go- "Sorry Sasuke-teme…" –he says it timidly and places his hands on his own area- "Man that's gotta hurt…"

Kakashi: "Sorry Sasuke, but I'm afraid my balls are more important then yours" –he says as he flips through his book-

Sasuke: -still clutching his balls- "How the hell am I supposed to revive the clan now?" –he says it in a high pitched voice still clutching his poor poor balls-

Kakashi: -puts a hand behind his head- "Whoops wasn't thinking that far ahead"

Before Chunin exam #1

Kabuto and his cards:

All three of the genin teams are crowded around Kabuto, all interested in his dossier cards.

Kabuto: "Now who do you want to get info about?" –he asks the genins-

Sasuke: "Gaara of the sand and Rock Lee of Konoha"

Kabuto: Good you know their names already…but if you want your information you're going to have to duel for it" –looks at Sasuke with a smirk-

Sasuke: "Huh?" –confused-

Kabuto: "Let's duel! I summon the Dark Magician!" –puts a card down, but nothing happens-

Anonymous voice: "Pssst! Kabuto! Wrong show!"

Kabuto: "OH…oops my bad"

Everyone: -sweat drop-

Yes…there it is my random work of art. I don't think these were as good as the last ones, but I think there are some funny ones. I hope you all liked them. Please review! If you want to make any suggestions for a blooper, please do so. If you thought they sucked please don't flame me…my mind only works so hard…WELL thanks for reading! Ja ne!