Authors note: Hello peoples…argh don't kill me! I know I'm so bad. BUT I have an excuse! Ever since school started my creativity has been sucked down the drain! What you guys don't believe me?...well actually I wouldn't believe me either…anyway. Schools been a real pain in the posterior and I've been stressed out. Since there is a strike going on I don't know if I'll be able to post anything. I MIGHT, but don't count on it I think these bloopers will be the only thing I post up for now…but fear not a new chapter of Misadventures of the Akatsuki and JOBS JOBS JOBS are in the process of being written (meaning I haven't started yet) Well JOBS JOBS JOBS Is in the process of being written.
I want to thank everyone who has sent me ideas angelady, Kunoichi008, fattyaddy-99 and I'll also thank those who send me ideas for my other fic 'Misadventures of the Akatsuki' (if you like randomness and Itachi and Kisame making fools of themselves then you will probably like it. I gotta warn you it's pretty random and OOC though).
I especially want to thank fattyaddy-99 these bloopers belong to her. She asked me to post them up for her. Also I added 3 of my own. They are the ones with the bolded titles:
Surfing in the U.S.A.!
Things aren't always what they seem…
Rain Rain go away…
Sorry if they're not that great hopefully fattyaddy-99's bloopers make up for my lame ones.
Kunoichi008 also added one and assisted in Beta-ing these; so give her a little credit as well.
Okay enough of my blabbering. I hope you enjoy; and forgive me for being a slow updater. Also It's almost 2 in the morning and I'm tired so I guarantee spelling and grammar mistakes…SO DON'T BUG ME ABOUT IT CAUSE I'M TIRED AND WANTING TO SLEEP. Thank you!
Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto, nor do I own the bloopers that belong to
Fattyaddy-99 who I want to thank for letting me post her bloopers! THANK YOU!
Outtakes and bloopers: (I'm so tired I can't even remember my stories name….)
Chapter 3
Sakura and Naruto masked as Sasuke sitting on the bench in the park.
Sakura: I'll do anything….I'm desperate.
-Leans closer to kiss Naruto/Sasuke-
Naruto: ACHOO! -sneezes on Sakura-
Sakura: Dammit Naruto!
-Sasuke vanishes in a 'poof' to show an angry Naruto-
Naruto: What? It's Allergies!
Director: CUT!
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(Kunoichi008 added this one)
-Retake of the almost Naruto in Sasuke's skin and Sakura kiss.-
Sakura: I'll do anything….I'm desperate.
-Leans closer to kiss Naruto/Sasuke . . . . and they kiss.-
Sakura: -jumps up- WHAT THE HELL!
-'Sasuke' vanishes in a 'poof' to show a grinning Lee.-
Lee: Hehehe. Hi Sakura-san!
Sakura: 0.0 NOOOOOOOOO!
-Naruto enters-
Naruto: Sorry sorry! I had to take a quick piss - Lee?
Director: CUT!
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Real Sasuke walks by Sakura after when Naruto left to go to the toilet.
Sakura: Sasuke-kun! Do you want to eat lunch with me?
Sasuke: No. You're so annoying.
-Sakura punches his lights out-
Sasuke: owie (spiral eyes)
Sakura: Jerk…
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Director: Kakashi's first meeting with team 7 take one.
Naruto: This is what our sensei gets for being late. -lodging in the chalkboard eraser in the door-
Sasuke: A Jounin won't fall for a stupid trap like that.
-Kakashi opens the door, catches the eraser and chucks it at Naruto's face-
-SMACK-
Naruto: Ow.
Sasuke: I told you…
Director: CUT!
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Director: Gai's first entry take one.
-POOF-
Gai: Ah, the spring time of youth! –Smiles-
Naruto, Sakura, Sasuke: . . . .
Sakura: . . . Why aren't we blinded yet?
Gai: -horrified gasp- Why aren't my teeth sparkling the beautiful spark born of youthful - !
Lee: Shut up! -looks irritated and mutters- I seriously need a new gig. -Hands Gai a toothbrush- You forgot to brush your teeth again sensei.
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Director: Gai's first entry take two.
-POOF-
Gai: Ah, the spring of Youth! –Smiles-…………………….DAMMIT! I BRUSHED MY TEETH! WHY AREN'T THEY SPARKLING!
Crew staff: The 'Ching' detector isn't working Gai…Your teeth are fine….
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-Itachi and Kisame's first appearance-
Kurenai: Wait where's Kisame?
-Kisame walks in with bits of toilet paper on his cheeks-
Itachi: What were you doing?
Kisame: Shaving
Itachi: You don't have a razor….oh
-Kisame pats the sword-
Asuma: Eww…..
-Temari's and Kankuro's first appearance. Kankuro is holding up Konohamaru by the scarf-
Kankuro: You're up first you brat.
-Stone comes out of no where and knocks Kankuro's cat-hood off-
Kankuro: AAHHH!
-everyone is blinking-
Naruto: HAHAHAHA YOU'RE BALD!
Kankuro: NOOO! GET LOST BRAT!
-Gaara appears out of nowhere-
Gaara: I can see myself!
(Now for the few I've come up with…my creativity's been low so forgive me and blame school!)
Surfing in the U.S.A.!
Jiraiya is now teaching Naruto how to walk across the water. Naruto finally gets it when Jiraiya releases the seal.
Naruto: "Hey ero-sennin look!" –Naruto is now walking perfectly on the water then he turns to the side and begins to sway and make strange movements-
Jiraiya: "Ehhh…what are you doing?" –watches Naruto with a sweat drop-
Naruto: "I'm surfing! What does it look like?"
Jiraiya: -gives him a strange look before slowly walking away-
Naruto: "OH A TIDAL WAVE! GAHHHHHH! –pretends to wipe out and falls in to the water- "...hahaha…hey where'd you go?" –looks around for Jiraiya who had conveniently already left the crazy boy to his foolish games-
Things aren't always what they seem…
This is when Jiraiya is just starting to train Naruto. He is about to release the seal Orochimaru put on Naruto's belly; which interferes with Naruto's chakra control.
Jiraiya: "Okay now put your arms up like this –raises his arms in to the sky- now say banzai!"
Naruto: "…Banzai?"
Jiraiya: -feels around- "my you have a very sexy body."
Naruto: "Eh?" –looks at Jiraiya strangely-
Jiraiya: "The perfect body for a container…"
Naruto: -totally confused- "What are you talking about ero-sennin?"
Jiraiya turns in to…dun dun dun…OROCHIMARU!
Naruto: "GAH! You're that creepy guy from the forest!"
Orochimaru: "Forget Sasuke's body…you have cute whiskers ."
Naruto: -sweatdrops-
Jiraiya shows up.
Jiraiya: "Sorry I'm late! I got caught up in my research…what the hell is going on here?"
Rain Rain go away…
Team Gai is talking before the chunin exam in the forest.
Lee: "Hey Hey did you hear that they're letting rookies participate in the chunin exams?"
Tenten: "No way, it probably has to do with some rivalries among the Jounins."
-a rain cloud shows up over head-
Lee: "I heard 3 of them are from Kakashi's team."
Neji: "Kakashi's team…that's interest…OH GOD NO!" –suddenly cowers and tries to cover his head-
-It starts to dribble slightly-
Tenten: "Neji? What's wrong?"
Neji: -rolls his eyes- "Do you know what rain does to my hair? I swear one drop and I turn in to afro man!"
Tenten/Lee: -sweat drop as they watch Neji run for the nearest shelter screaming about needing a straightener and three bottles of hair spray-
Well I'm going to upload these then go to bed. I hope you guys like them!
Remember to review. NO FLAMES. Also remember to thank fattyaddy-99 for her great ideas and contribution! Also thank Kunoichi008 for being a sassy pants Beta reader. Also keep in mind if you find any spelling or grammar mistakes that it is 2 o'clock in the morning and I'm about to fall asleep right here. Thanks guys! Hope you enjoyed!
The very sleep deprived
.: Blood red nin :.