Snape's Dream Come True.
The sun shone in on the greasy black hair of Snape. The potions master of Hogwarts. He had a good feeling about today. For today was the day he was to start his mission. He was going to try to marry Lucis Malfoy. He got up and got dressed and went to the Great Hall for breakfast. "Professor Dumbledore may I please take today off for a very special meeting?" Snape asked. Dumbledore replied "yes of corse Professor Snape, have you forgot that today is Sunday, no classes. "Thank you Professor" said Snape.
As Snape headed out to the Malfoy house he remembered that Lucis was still married to his wife but she had died a month ago because Snape killed her. He had planed this out for a long time and he new exactly what he was doing.
He got to the Malfoy house and rang the door bell. Lucis answed "All well, if it is not Professor Snape. How do you do? Come in, come in." Lucis said very happily. Snape got in the door way and pulled a small sliver box from his pocket. He bent down on one nee and said "Lucis Malfoy will you please take my hand in marriage?" There was no answer. Snape grew nervous. Then Lucis began to cry. "I do, I DO!" he screamed very loudly and happily. "I have been waiting for this day ever since my wife died….and even before that!" cried Lucis.
They were so happy that they went and into the kitchen to start planning the wedding. Snape said "I want to where the dress" Lucis said "And Draco can be the flower girl!"
Weird, I know.
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