Feminist - 'Malfoy, you fly like a goddamn girl!' -swerves to a stop- Are you implying that I'm bad at it! I know I got onto this team for my spectacular talent, but a girl would just as easily take the same rank! One could fly just as well and I'd be rooting for them! Bloody hell. I'm sure one would be fully capable of becoming world leader, for all you know! You know what? I quit! All of you sicken me!
Sorry - Is it broken? Oh my g-- oh no, I really am sorry! Sincerely so, my apologies are all yours... I can't explain how much I regret-- oh, god, I should buy you flowers. Wait there!
Suffocating - Yes, Potter is such a -- hack -- a -- hack hack -- hack -- someone h -- hack hack -- m-me -- hack hack squelch -- -topples over- 'Hey, is Draco okay!' 'I don't know! I thought it was another one of his impressions!'
Preppy - Dude, I know, the Golden trio is so stupid. Did you see how Weasel looked today? I mean god, what does he think he is? A popular person? Goyle, dude, listen to me!
Goth - This isn't makeup, Potter! It's called 'gothic' mascara. No! It isn't too much! Too bloody inches, and this isn't lipstick either; it's what us of the 'dark' realm use. No, it isn't! Jesus, you frustrate me!
Masculine - Please, Crabbe. I could lift twenty trunks in a row, even if they're filled with textbooks. Oh really? Would you like to bet? Look at my muscles... no, just wait, they'll come in a few more seconds.
Aggressive - Get out of the way! -shoves a group of tiny children into the wall- No, Pansy, no hugging right now! -picks her up and throws aside- Dear god. Again? Potter, get it through your big head that you do not put yourself in my presence! -whacks repeatedly through another door-
Boy-Obsessed - Oh god, look at that chest. -shivers and lets out a whimper- I'd definitely like to run my hands over him... Blaise! Tell me what you think! ... Boys aren't your type? Are you insane?
Girl-Obsessed - When I say so, push me into them, okay? ... one... two... NOW! -clumsily falls forward into a group of unsuspecting girls, trying to balance himself by grabbing at their chests- Oops, sorry -- ah, didn't mean to! -gets slapped aside, and runs excitedly back to Crabbe- Did you see the size of those breasts? Did you?
Lord of the Rings - -lands on top of Frodo at Mt. Doom and wrestles with his hand- Give it to me! It's mine! You took it from me, you bastard! -Frodo tosses it- Nooo! -jumps off of edge into a boiling pit of lava-
Bored - One hundred and forty one... one hundred and forty two... one hundred and forty-- Dammit, Pansy! You made me lose track! How hard is it to keep your legs spread apart?
Sweet-Child-Like - Oh Daddy! Thank you, thank you, thank you! I love you so much! -snuggle snuggle- You always bring back the most best presents!
Video-Game-Playing - Hey, I think I'm winning! Oh, oh, oh, c'mon, c'mon, you bugger... eat him, eat him! -disheartening electronic sound plays and Gameboy gets thrown against he wall- Who the hell plays this 'Pac-Man' anyway! Stupid rubbish.
Clumsy - C'mon, Gryffindor's playing Ravenclaw today! Let's go! We can't miss it! -yells this out while trying to pull his socks on, whilst moving toward the door. accidentally tips, falls down the stairway, slides along the floor and hits his head against the back of the couch- Ouch... what happened?
Murderous - -storms into the Great Hall- Who... -waves wand over the Ravenclaw table and they all topple onto the floor- ... took - repeats with the Hufflepuff table- ...my -once again, on the Gryffindors- ... broomstick! -screams and ends it with the Slytherins- Tell me, someone! ... -silence-
Afraid-of-the-Dark - Father, wait, don't shut the door! -Lucius pauses halfway in doing it- 'Why?' I want the light from the hallway to be visible from in here. 'Draco, you're sixtee--' I don't care, Father, keep it open! 'Honestly.' -Lucius shuts the door anyway and a scream erupts from behind it- It's coming, Father, it's coming!
Psychopathic - -obscure muttering- ...ahh... Potter... the golden four eyes of life of wizards... stay away from Severus... MINE! -crumples up a paper with an evil-looking drawing on it and tosses it against another patients' forehead- ...mm... father... fancy the dementors... No! Yes, go away! Potter. Die... Moaning... No, not you! -begins to slide open a window on the tenth story-
Funny - I've got another! No, no, listen! It's a pick up line! Are you from Tennessee? 'What the hell is that?' One of the states in America, now shut it Crabbe! -silence- Because you're the only ten I see! Get it! -bursts out in high-pitched laughter-
Cat-Lover - -is busy torturing a first year when he sees a kitten in the distance- Oh, how adorable! One of you, go snatch that kitty for me! ... thank you! Aw, you're a darling little thing, aren't you? Do you have a home, a mommy? Don't worry, Draco will take care of you! -kisses is nose and snuggles it all the way back up to the castle-
Clueless - Oh look, Father! Voldemort has a pet snake! It's huge.. I wonder when he had the time to raise it. -Lucius side glances at Draco, frowning- I wonder what he named it, or which member of his family gave it to him as a gift... you think that it knows tricks, Father? -kneels down, holding out a bone he found lying on the molding floor- Come fetch! 'Draco! Get up! It'll kill you!' Really? It's only... oh.