Harry Potter and the Golden Arches – Part 2
"Two cheese burgers and 2 regular fries please?" said a brown haired women.
"Do you want fries with that?" Harry asked.
"Well…. Yes, two cheese burgers, two regular fries."
"Yes. But do you want any fries with that?"
"Ok, I want two cheeseburgers."
"Fries with that?"
"Yes, two regulars please."
"Ok, I'll just get that for you." Harry replied and walked into the kitchen to get the food.
When he returned and gave the food to the rather annoyed customer he was shocked to see the person stood behind her.
"Well well Potter. What a surprise to find you here. Some fries please."
Harry walked back into the kitchen to get the fries and then returned to the counter. His customer lunged forward thrusting both hands onto the table, bending his head right down towards Harry. He picked up the chips, lunged backwards and smeared a few of them over his head. Harry realised that this must be where the grease always came from.
Realised who it is yet?
Professor Snape walked out of the shop where he was greeted by a cowering Neville.
"Well Neville, out for a walk in the moonlight are we?"
"No sir, it is not even dark yet. Anyway aren't you meant to say that to Lupin?"
"Yeah well, I haven't seen him in ages, so you will have to do. Goodbye Neville."
Professor Snape walked away, lunging as he went.
"Hey Harry" said Neville as he walked in the door, "Been strutting lately?"
"My father did not strut and nor do I"
"Calm Yourself. Anyway see you."