My Immortal

By Chikara-yuy

Okay I am happy that so many liked the last chapter. Well this chapter will be pretty humorous because…well I want it to be. He he….

Anyways, R&R!

I DO NOT OWN INUYASHA!

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Kagome stirred awake slowly. When her eyes began to focus she began to notice a few small….things…

'this isn't my room….' She thought as her eyes widened.

She blinked when she felt something tighten around her waist and looked down.

A pale arm stood out agaisnt her black sleeping kimono.

'AND THAT REALLY ISN'T MY ARM AROUND MY WAIST!'

so what does our dear miko kitsune do?

She screams.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!"

Sesshomaru sat up boltright and blinked.

"What are you screaming about?"

"Where am I!"

"My room." He said simply.

"But, how did…when did…!"

Kagome whacked him in the head. "JUST HOW DID I COME TO BE HERE!"

"You got scared of the storm!"

Kagome stopped hitting the dear taiyoukai on the head and blinked.

And is if the gods were agianst them this morn, the door opened and the toad…I mean… Jaken hopped in.

"My lord, is something the matter I thought I heard the stupid ninjin screaming in here." He stopped when he saw Kagome bristle.

Kagome all of a sudden was standing in front of him her eyes narrowed and face pale with anger.

She then kicked the toad and began stomping on him.

"AND JUST WHO WERE YOU CALLING STUPID YOU DAMN TOAD! I AM NOT A NINJEN I AM A FOX DEMONESS AND DON'T YOU FORGET IT!"

She then stomped on his head one last time and walked out of the room passing Rin as the child walked in.

"Lord Sesshomaru…," she looked down and noticed Jaken twitching on the floor.

"What happened to Jaken-sama?"

Sesshomaru chuckled. "He made a bit of a mistake this morning Rin."

Rin ran over Janken and attached herself to Sesshomaru's leg.

Jaken sat up still twitching. "Rin you stupid little…"

Sadly he never got to finish that sentence as Sesshomaru grabbed him and in one move kicked him out the window.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEE!" wailed the stuid toad.

Kagome with a glaring look and her mouth still in a straight line looked back in from the doorway.

"Why is the toad screaming again?"

Rin looked up from her position standing by the foot of Sesshomaru's bed.

"Jaken-sama called Rin stupid."

Kagome's eyes if possible narrowed more and she walked out Sesshomaru turned and saw her tail whisp out the door.

Then he noticed a little something missing.

"Rin…Where's my sword?"

"AAAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKK!"

Sesshomaru rushed outside to see Kagome chasing after Jaken his sword in her hands waving it at the toad.

He hurried up to her and grabbed her around the waist and took the sword from her with his free hand.

"WHY ARE YOU STOPPING ME! YOU HATE HIM AS MUCH AS I DO!"

"He is my servant, therefore to kill him would disgrace my honor."

Kagome growled. "Honor? Wow that's a surprise I thought it would help."

"Onna stop your screeching."

Screeching?" said Kagome once Sesshomaru had let go of her. "Oh, I will show you screeching Lord Sesshomaru." With that she walked over towards Jaken who was busy scolding some servant for stepping on him.

Kagome stepped in front of the servant and kicked Jaken hard where the sun don't shine. At this time and for the first time I might add, Jaken's voice reached the Opera hight.

Sesshomaru watched with a pained expression as Kagome roundhouse kicked Jaken into a tree knocking him out.

"Need any OTHER demonstrations Lord Sesshomaru?"

Sesshomaru shook his head and picked up Rin as she ran out too him and began to follow Kagome inside till she stopped and turned to him.

"Oh, and Lord Sesshomaru?"

"Yes, Kagome?" asked Sesshomaru tentively.

"I need to leave tomorrow."

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