Author's Notes: Yes people, we've finally returned. It wouldn't have been so bad, if my shadow hadn't run away again(I watch Peter Pan ONE FRIGGIN TIME...) Yes, we will be updating much quicker from now on, in fact, everything else is all written up, waiting to be typed.
Dear Kate,
Sorry I haven't been in touch for a while, work has kept me extremely busy. Lately, I've been working closely with some very scary and crazy animals.
Speaking of which, have you spoken to Jack recently? I haven't heard from him in a while and I'm starting to worry that he's done something….well…that Jack would do. I can't afford to be distracted from my work right now and
Uh oh, I have to go now but I'll write again soon.
Rose
P.S.-Please, please, please tell me that you know where Jack is. I just heard a rumor that he's attempting to hunt me down. Bloody freaking pirate!
Dear Rose-girl,
Your pirate friend recently appeared at our offices and threatened our lives and fabulous costumes if we did not tell him your whereabouts. We were going to send him away with another taunting, but we thought he meant business when he ate our pet dingo baby. Anyway, he knows you are in France and will probably be there within the hour.
Yours fabulously,
Ziegal and Troy
PS You're fired because your boyfriend ate our baby.
Dear Rose,
It's good to hear from you, I'm glad you're still in one piece although very busy. I'm sorry to say that Jack is not in Vegas, at least nowhere I know of. He disappeared two weeks ago and seemed very upset. Let us know if you need anything and I hope all is well.
Kate
PS Really, if you need anything, don't hesitate to call.
Dear Katie,
Sorry to have run off like that, it was very bad of me. I'm just writing to tell you that I have been with Rose and she is fine. We are currently on a long tour of Europe and the Bahamas. They have really nice rum in the Bahamas. Anyway, I must run because Rose is trying to chew through her ropes, I mean wake up. Take care and be good.
Jack Morgan, Action Pirate
Author's notes: Woot! Now, review, or I shall taunt you a second time!
Thanks go out to Jen and Katarina (We love you)for betaing, and to our two reviewers!
Letisha; Don't worry about Remus, he's got Sirius... that is, I mean... erm, SHUT UP AND GET BACK TO WORK! hehe
Messyr-Padfootslove; I'll dream of you forever, I'll never forget you. Don't let go, DON'T LET GO!
Now, all of y'all who didn't review this last time, do it now!
Love,
Hornhead