Hey! Omg im s0o0o00 sry for not updating! I have been just so busy with life and school and everything! Plus it didn't help that I got a writers blok…..

me sitting at the computer staring into oblivion w/ drool coming down my mouth……

so ne ways… on w/ chapter 5!

Chapter 5 Lechuga

"Up! Come on! Ugh! Get up already, I don't have time for this!" Chi-chi yelled. She tugged at the lump lying in bed. "Bulma! Get up already!"

"Mmmph!"

Chi-chi stared at the curled up form. She glanced over at the time piece laying on the table by the door. They had 10 minutes to get to the exit ramp and Bulma hadn't even gotten out of bed yet! Chi-chi growled under breath. Earthlings!

"If you don't get out of that damn bed this minute. I'm going to blast you out!" she screeched!

Bulma raised her head a little and glanced at Chi-chi under half-closed eyes. She smirked, " You wouldn't."

"Oh, but I would! I'm tired of it! We are going to be late and get blown into oblivion by Prince Vegeta! I don't care if you have nothing to live for, but I do! So if you don't get your fat ass out of bed I'll personally make it so you can't put your ass anywhere!" her face had gotten redder by the octave.

"I'm hurt, Chi. And here I thought you were my friend," Bulma whipped a non-existent tear from her eye. "Well, I guess since we aren't friends anymore you wouldn't mind if I went back to sleep." With that she pulled the covers back over her head and pretended to go back to sleep.

Chi-chi screamed in frustration and threw a blast at the wall. Bulma raised her head at the explosion. "Geeze, chill! I mean come on we have like what…30 minutes to get down to the exit ramp?"

"No! We have like 5mintues!"

"WHAT! Why didn't you tell me! Ugh! I'll never be ready in time!"

"No, duh! That's what I was trying to tell you, baka!" Chi-chi watched as the earthling tried to put on clothes, pull up her hair, brush her teeth, and put on her shoes all at the same time. Bulma finally tripped over a pillow and landed on her face.

"Ow! Who put that there! What the hell is it doing here anyway! I'm trying to get dressed and this damn pillow is in my way. I bet it was Kakorrot! He's always leaving things in here!" Bulma ranted.

"Well, he is my fiancée…"

"I don't care! He shouldn't leave his stuff here! It could seriously injure someone. I was just telling-" Chi-chi smiling pushed Bulma out of the room and into the hall. Bulma didn't even lose a beat, ranting about everything and everyone until they stopped in front of the exit ramp.

Finally irritated with her constant yelling Chi-chi smacked Bulma in the head.

"Ouch! What was that for , Chi?" grumbled a cross Bulma.

"We're here and I didn't know what would get you to shut up," she stated. Chi-chi punched in a code and stepped back from the door. With a swoosh the door slid open and she pulled the reluctant Bulma inside.

Bulma stepped in the crowded room and scanned the group for Kakorrot. Looking around she caught a glance at Prince Vegeta. He looked so handsome even though he had a scowl plastered on his face. She hadn't seen him after the cafeteria incident, but she hadn't forgotten about him. He was wearing royal armor similar to the one he wore when he came to Earth only instead of black spandex he now wore royal blue. He caught her staring at him and smirked. Bulma narrowed her eyes and turned away. I forgot she was such a prick!

Bulma looked around for Chi-chi and found her whispering to Kakorrot in a corner. Rolling her eyes, Bulma smiled at the two lovers. Sadly she remembered what it was like to whisper sweet nothings in the ear of her love. Damn Yamcha! If it weren't for him she wouldn't be in this mess!

She idling glanced around and ran into a burly Saiyan. "Well, if it isn't the earth captive? What are you doing without your little bodyguards? Wouldn't want anything bad to happen to you?"

The leering Saiyan reached for her, but was blocked by a punch from Bulma. "Why you little bitch!"

He went to punch her back. Bulma ducked and waited for the pain. When nothing happened she opened her eyes to see the man's fist caught in the hand the Saiyan Prince. Bulma stared in shock. He had just saved her!

"Attacking an ambassador, and a weak one at that! Baka!" quickly he shot a blast through the other Saiyan's heart. He was dead before he hit the ground. Bulma stepped back from the grisly scene. "Watch it, woman. A weakling like you could get killed in place like this."

Bulma stared at Vegeta in horror. He smirked at her fear and went back to where he had been standing before. Bulma was in shock. He had saved her from that creep, but had been so brutal! No one deserves to die like that! Ugh! But still…. He was a pervert… Bulma backed away from the bloody corpse and moved towards Chi-chi and Kakorrot.

"Man, Chi, I can't wait to get home! Nothing like getting home and eating a home cooked meal!" Kakorrot sighed at the thought of food.

"Kakorrot, is that all you care about?" Chi-chi laughed at her drooling fiancée. She glanced over and saw a shaken Bulma walking towards them. "B! What's wrong?"

Bulma stared at Chi-chi for a while. She looked worried for some reason. She glanced down at her hand. It was shaking uncontrollably. It was her. Bulma pulled out a strained smile.

"I'm fine. Just nervous about landing. I've never been out in space before and well… I'm surrounded by a bunch of horny Saiyans," she laughed and turned away from Ch-chi's concerned face. Chi-chi knew something was wrong. She didn't say a word, but she didn't let Bulma leave her sight either.

When she turned back to the drooling Saiyan, Bulma let out sigh and frowned. How can someone kill like that without any remorse! That man could have easily been me. Then again I've said worse around the Monkey Prince and all he's done is laugh… What would Marya say now if she saw me now? Well, for one thing she would have been all over his royal ass! She's such a sucker for the dark and royal… especially with such a nice ass like his! Bulma laughed to herself. She looked up and found the Saiyan Prince himself staring at her looking puzzled to what had made her laugh. She smirked at him and turned towards Chi-chi to ask how much longer it would take to land.

#&&&(009

"Sire, we are entering Vegetasei's atmosphere as we speak."

Vegeta turned away from the blue mystery and glanced up at the guard in front of him. He nodded to him. He detestated coming home. Home meant political meetings, balls, stupid lord asking him stupid things, his father nagging at him to act more like a prince instead of a third-class loser, and Freeza.

He knew as soon as he stepped foot on the planet his father would be asking him about the treaty with Earth. Ugh, how he despised coming back.

"Sire, your father is on screen. He would like a word with you," spoke the Commander. Vegeta glared at the man for interrupting his thoughts.

"Tell him I'll speak to him when we land, Nappa," Vegeta growled. What does he need to tell me that can't wait?

"Y-yes, sire," stuttered the horrified Nappa. He knew what would happen if he gave a rude message to the king, but he knew it would be ten times worst if he disobeyed the Prince. He walked slowly away towards the command center. Finally he reached the doors and as he was about to open them Raditz ran out of them, running over the stunned Commander.

"Watch it, third-class!" Nappa barked. Raditz glanced down at the pissed man.

"I'm sorry, Commander, but Freiza's ship as been located on Vegetasei," Raditz replied.

"So that's what the King must want to tell him…" Nappa mused. Raditz stared at the thoughtful Commander. (AN: doesn't happen often…. Lol) "Well, what are you waiting for? Inform Prince Vegeta immediately."

Raditz gazed in shock. His face began to pale at the thought. He couldn't tell the Prince Freiza was on Vegetasei! He would be killed on spot for just informing him of the bad news! If he disobeyed Nappa his life would be made a certain hell.

He nodded to his commanding officer and made his way to the exit ramp. He glanced around the room and found a flame of reddish black in the corner next to his brother, Kakorrot.

'Good, maybe he won't incinerate me on the spot with Kakorrot there,' sighed Raditz. He grimaced at the thought of him cowering behind his younger brother, but it was a known fact that what Kakorrot lacked in brains, he made up for in strength. He was one of the strongest Saiyans, second only to Prince Vegeta.

Bravely he walked up the two, "Sire, our scouters have detected that Freiza is on planet. Commander Nappa thinks this may be what your father wanted to talk to you about."

Vegeta glared at the messenger. If Freiza was on planet that meant he had guessed what they were planning. They would have to dread carefully if they didn't want him to get anymore suspicious. Damn that insufferable lizard!

He grunted an affirmation to Raditz and turned towards Kakorrot. Kakorrot at the moment was talking to his annoying mate-to-be and the blue-headed captive. Blue hair! That would defiantly stand out in a crowd and might make the lizard suspicious. Dammit did nothing go right!

"Kakorrot, hide the captive. We can't let Freiza know about our planet alliances. If he finds out everything could be doomed," he commanded.

"What Freiza's here!" Kakorrot cried. Chi-chi's head shot up at the mentioning of the name. Bulma eyes widened in horror.

Vegeta growled at his response, "Did you not hear a word your weakling brother just said?"

"Sorry, Bulma was telling us about these mystical balls on Earth," he replied.

"I don't care about some Earthling's balls, we need to prepare for Freiza!" Vegeta yelled. Bulma blushed at his mistake. Vegeta glared at the red woman.

"No you baka! They are seven magical balls that-"began Chi-chi angrily. Bulma slapped a hand over her friend's mouth before she could finish her sentence.

"That gives you a lifetime supply of …deodorant! Which I wish you would use! Kami you stink!" Bulma finished smirking at the angry Saiyan.

"Keep your mouth closed, woman! Otherwise I will personally turn you over to Freiza as a traitor along with your planet," Vegeta growled. Bulma paled slightly at the comment.

"Now, Kakorrot, find a way to hide her!"

"I don't know how… what should I do?" Kakorrot asked. Bulma rolled her eyes at his stupidity.

"I've got it! She looks like a Saiyan we could just pass her off as one of us!" squealed Chi-chi.

"But I have blue hair and eyes! No Saiyan has blue hair!" Bulma reminded. Chi-chi glared at her for killing her idea. "Wait! I have a camo-desguiser!"

"What pray tell is that, woman?" asked the flame-haired Prince.

The blue haired wonder showed them her wrist. On it was a watch like band that held many buttons and knobs. "I can change my looks to that of any known specie in the galaxy. I'll just set it to the Saiyan format…" She turned a knob. "and press this button…"She pressed a small button and looked at them expectantly. "and in one…two…three…"

Her body to blur and then sharpened to reveal narrow dark eyes, olive skin, long black spiky hair, and a brown furry belt. They all stared in shock at the transformation. Kakorrot reached timidly for the tail.

"It's not real. It's all a hologram, so I can't move the tail, but everything looks and feels right. I was planning on manufacturing these things, but if they fell in the wrong hands it could be dangerous. My friend Marya and I are the only ones who have them. They come with the camo-desguiser, scouter, survival kit, escape craft, repairing tools, holographic money in any known currency, and three different ki-guns. Neat huh?" smiled the proud blue-haired scientist.

Kakorrot and Ch-chi continued to stare at her in shock, but Vegeta recovered his senses. He glared at the open-mouthed Saiyans and punched Kakorrot in the face.

"Ow! Whatcha do that for, Geta?" Kakorrot whined.

"Get moving, baka! We've landed!" he yelled with that he stalked off towards the exit.

"The nerve!" yelled Chi-chi. She turned to the now disguised Bulma. "Well let's go. I'm sick of this ship!"

She grabbed Bulma by the arm and pulled her off the ship and in to the sunshine. Bulma stared around in awe. Everything looked the same, but was s0o0o0o different! The sky was an orangish-red color, and the ground was a grayish-brown color. She noticed some trees in the background that were a yellowish-green color holding a purple fruit-like object. She glanced in front of her and found herself facing a large blue palace. Exiting the palace were about a hundred soldiers led by a woman.

On closer inspection she noticed the woman was more girl-like, no more than 16. She had short reddish-brown hair that was cut about shoulder length. IT was unusual in the fact that instead of the usual spikes, her hair was softly cut and curly around her face like Earthling hair. She had dark slanted eyes and a rye smirk upon her lips. She was petite in size and slightly muscle bound, but not unusually so. Bulma could have mistaken her for a normal strong Earthling girl if it wasn't for the furry tail that swung lazily behind her. She wore formal armor similar to Vegeta's with a red cape hanging from it.

She walked towards the group and stopped in front of Vegeta. "Long time no see, Vegeta."

He smirked at her, "What no hug for your brother, Lechuga?"