Because you asked for it and well mainly cause I just wanted to really but thanks for all the reviews. Remember reviews make the world go around as well as the suns gravitational force or something maybe its magic or little elves on a treadmill.
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Salienne de Lioncourt: I promise next time more pink fluffy slippers ATTACK!
Chap 3:
An appropriate moment
Previously in Say High to Horror:
Shirts, shirts and more shirts but no red socks for Johnny boy.
Fluffy pink bunny slippers can be taught to attack other slippers.
Konstantine, Constantine whatever it's not like he pays his phone bill.
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You think with a detective's salary she could afford some air-conditioning. All this sweating is ruining my 3rd favourite white cotton shirt.
" John I can hear you".
What?
"You're thoughts."
How is that possible?
" I'm psychic remember."
Damn. John figured he better stop talking in his head like this and…
"John! Knock it off".
Sorry. I mean "Sorry".
"Well ok now that we are on our way maybe you could explain why an invite from your old high school makes you sweat worse than Father Hennessey taking the stairs."
"That's not fair Angela. Hennessey has lost a lot of weight lately."
"He's dead John."
" Hence the weight loss."
The ghost of father Hennessey was quietly enjoying the ride in the back when he heard this. He was so incensed that he decided he would go haunt someone else. Five minutes later Papa Midnite was only faintly surprised to find himself serving drinks to a dead man. But business was business.
" Good. I'm sick of ghosts following me around. Now all I have to do is to get Elvis to stop following me."
"JOHN!"
Constantine smiled a smile that would rival the love child of the Mona Lisa and the Cheshire cat. "Just kidding Angela".
"But you can see why Angela its just never an appropriate moment for me to drop my guard and…." John smacked his lips together making 'pop' 'pop' noises.
Angela squinted and raised both eyebrows."…..and start imitating a fish?"
"No get mushy and kiss you."
" Are you afraid if you get close to someone they'll end up like your other friends haunting you for all eternity?"
John sighed. Like this.
(sigh)
"Yes and the last time I kissed someone they ended up dead. I mean look at Chas.'
(Hello Chastine lovers who will be torn between giving me a high five and kicking me for saying Chas is dead)
"What!"
Constantine smiled again that smile that would rival the love child of the Mona Lisa and the Cheshire cat. "Just kidding Angela".
" So you can't kiss me because you fear if we get close and I die I will haunt you."
"Something like that. You see.." John turned off the car light and leaned back to symbolise his return to his shadowy world. And he knew he looked really cool talking with his face shrouded in shadows.
" DANGER follows me everywhere like a puppy dog that likes to be kicked."
"John that is the worse description of danger ever."
(Is it? Review and tell me)
"Really?"
"Yes. And if I die I promise not to haunt you because being close to you has brought me to danger."
"Really?"
"Yes. I'll just haunt you until you buy a new suit. And because you dragged me along to this reunion." Angela had just remembered that the invite had a one gun per body rule and a bizarre no slippers rule.
" Oh damn it". This is obviously a cleaned up version of what John said upon remembering that the invite didn't mention an open bar.
"So."
"So. There's absolutely nothing in this world to stop me from leaning over and kissing you."
This was the moment! John cleared his throat and checked that he still smelt like lavender. Angela patted her hair and checked her make up in the mirror. They turned to one another and AND AND
KAAAAAA CRASSSH!
The SUV unofficially the Demon Buster Mobile crashed head on with something on the road. Because obviously you should never try to kiss someone when on a road trip, especially if one of the people is driving.
"Angela?"
"Yes John?"
"Are we hanging upside down or did you just grow a really long fringe."
" Well I have been growing my hair. Thank you for noticing but yes we are hanging upside down."
" Is this an appropriate time now?"
" What am I Spiderman? No we better go see who we hit." Angela started to twist her way around and made for the car door.
" You mean what?
Wait a minute Angela I know those feet anywhere its its……"
(Who is it? Who would you like it to be? Should our demon-busting duo ever smooch? Why does John avoid explaining why he is so afraid of his reunion almost as much as he avoids kissing Angela? Tune in later!)