Disclaimer: I don't own FFX or anything else for that matter.

Well, this has been an interesting few days. I helped tape a Gravitation manga to Lance's face. Well, I hate to say it but Daniel won his bet, so I just lost 20. Can't tell you what the bet was because that would be bad. Lol. I was so out of it other day I started listening to the All American Rejects. I don't think I will do a valentines chapter because I despise Valentines Day with all that I am. I've got good news and bad news. The bad news is Daniel's coming back to GA to live here again sometime during the summer (Hope it's not while I'm at camp), the good news is I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to Geico. Hehe, I'm just kidding. I can't drive. So I guess the two should be switched, eh? Ok, I have not slept in 2 1/2 days. Let's see what I can do!

Chapter 11: Lap dances are good for you (Yes, it is a random title and it also has nothing to do with the chapter)

"Was I the only one who didn't know?" Tidus yelled.

I admit, I wanted Yuna to be hurt or scarred for life of whatever, but not for her to die.

"Tell me why! Why were you hiding it? Why didn't I know?" He continued.

"We weren't hiding it..." Wakka slurred.

"It was just...too hard to say" Lulu sighed.

Tidus ran up to me and shook me.

"You can't tell me you agree with them?"

"Well, since I didn't know, I don't really have an opinion do I?" I said dryly.

Auron and Kimahri were silent and motionless. Tidus shrieked, which was really funny, then fell to his knees. Gasp! He wants to marry the dead person!

"Lulu! How could you? How could you? Isn't she like a sister to you?"

"Have you never heard of sibling rivalry?" I laughed.

"I thought you were family! Why don't you do something, Wakka?"

"Don't you think we tried to stop her? She follows...her heart" Lulu explained.

"Yuna, she knew what she was doing when she chose to become a summoner. To face Sin, ya? Yuna knew!" Wakka snapped."And I've been telling Yuna Let's go to Zanaraknd together! I told her all the things...we could...we could... But Yuna, she'd... just smile" Tidus dried.

Then a large white thing came tumbling down and crushed me. AH! A FLASHBACK!

"Hey, watch!" Yuna said.

She whistled. Mmm, cat calls.

"Hey, you got pretty good" Tidus laughed.

"You sound sad"

"Yeah, maybe"

"Wanna scream?" Yuna yipped with a crazy look on her face, "Or beat on Pretz? It's very stress relieving"

"I really don't think that's gonna help this time"

"You know what? It's embarrassing to say this myself... But summoners and their guardians are kind of like Spira's ray of light. A lot of people in Spira depend on us. I learned to practice smiling when I'm feeling sad, you know? I know it's hard"

"No, that's not hard. That's called denial"

"Right, now let's see what you can do"

They both laughed and picked up buckets of paint. So THAT'S why I was blue.

"I want my journey to be full of laughter" Yunie smiled.

The gigantic white flashback flew up where it came from and I stood up all bruised and band aide-y.

"I can't let her die! I'll find her!" Tidus yelled.

"Well, maybe she wont die. Let's just leave her be. I'm sure she'll be just fine without us" I mumbled.

Everybody glared at me and ran out of the room, and up a flight or stairs. The next thing I knew I was inside a large vehicle with that crazy bald guy running it!

"Hu desa! Ku, ku, ku!" ("No time! Go, go, go!") He yelled.

"Draa sehida mavd!" ("Three minute left!") That previously mentioned Mohawk guy yelled.

"Rinno, rinno! Oui ryja uha sehida!" ("Hurry, hurry! You have one minute!") The bald man yelled.

Tidus ran up to him.

"Where's Yuna?"

"Ajanouha uh puynt?" ("Everyone on board?") "Ajanouha ymeja!" ("Everyone alive!")

Tidus bolted up to him, grabbed him and spun him around.

"I said where is she? Answer me! Answer me, damn you! Pin the tail on the donkey!"

The whole group stared at him.

"What'll you do when you find her, eh?" "I didn't know anything about what a summoner is supposed to do"

"Yes you did" I muttered.

"And I told her all those things without even knowing. I've got to tell her. I've got to tell her I'm sorry!"

"That's it? You're gonna tell her you're sorry? And then you just drag her to Zanarkand and make her fight Sin, huh? You're all the samelet the summoner die so we can live in peace!"

He grabbed Tidus and Judo flipped him to the floor.

"No! I'm not gonna let Yuna die!"

"Damnit!"

"Hah! Words! Show me action!" "I'm telling you, she won't die!" "Boy, don't forget those words, 'cause if you do... I'm gonna make you regret it."

"Oh sweet! I'll get the hot glue gun!"

"I won't"

Cid looked into the giant nightlight in the middle of the bridge. I walked over to him.

"So you know where she is?"

"'Course not. That's why we're gonna look, dipstick! Using this airship!"

"A-Airship?" Wakka squealed

The ship made a big shake and, scarily enough, Brother was piloting it. Who the Hell names their kid Brother?

"Vydran! Nayto du ku!" ("Father! Ready to go!") "Oaaryy! Y vmekrd 1000 oaync ujantia!" ("Yeehaa! A flight 1000 years overdue!")

Oh, no. As if having to save Yuna wasn't bad enough, now we've got redneck Al Bhed. A section of the ground beside home opened up and sand started pouring in it as the airship lifted out of the ground.

"Fruy! Ed sujac!" ("Whoa! It moves!") Brother yelled.

"Necg pek, feh pek!" ("Risk big, win big!")

"OHMYGODWEREFLYING!" I yelled.

The airship lifted off fully, as fiends flew towards it. It turned really sharply, making everyone fall over and flew away.

"Ah. What the Hell was that for!" Shea yelled.

"Fruy! Ed vmeac!" ("Whoa! It flies!") Brother said again.

"You just said that retard"

"Haqd, fa ica dryd!" ("Next, we use that!") Cid grinned crazily, pointing to a series of buttons marked 'Explosion', 'Nuke', and 'Holy Shit'.

"Frydajan oui cyo" ("Whatever you say")

He began singing the Hymn of the Fayth and Cid joined in with all the other Al Bhed. Rikku looked sad.

"What's goin' on?" Wakka asked.

"We're...we're going to blow up our Home"

Auron cheered untill Kimahri threatened to throw him out the window.

"How?" Lulu asked.

"With one of the forbidden machina!" Cid beamed, "Nayto? Vena!"("Ready? Fire!")

"MACHINA! What the Hell are we doing on a machina shi-"

"SHUT UP, WAKKA!"

Brother shook his head, "E lyh'd" ("I can't")

"Oh, Hell no!" I yelled, jumped on Brother's shoulders, and slammed his head face down onto the 'Holy Shit' button.

A barrage of missiles shot out of the airship and blew Home to little pieces.

"Gah-hah-hah-hah! Nadinh du cyht!" (Maniacal laughing (Yes it requires translation) "Return to sand!") Cid cackled.

Brother was crying, partly because his Home was destroyed, and partly because I just smashed his head into the dashboard of the airship.

"Hu haat vun daync! Fryd ec kuut ypuid machina, ec drao lyh pa piemd yhaf, oui caa?" ("No need for tears! What is good about machina, is they can be built anew, you see?") Cid comforted him.

Wakka was talking to Rikku, and doing a pretty sucky job of it.

"Hey, look. Don't get so down. Boom! Like happy festival fireworks, ya?"

I was truly shocked to know Wakka could be that stupid.

"You can cram your happy festival, you big meanie!"

Tidus must have caught my ADHD because he became fairly impatient. We waltzed over to Cid. And by waltzed I really mean it. She was in the corner having a fit because the Code Adam had not yet been solved.

"Did you find out anything about Yuna?" Tidus whined.

"I'm lookin' into it, okay?"

"But- but- but! I wanna- AH! YOU SUCK AT THIS! LEMME SEE IT!"

Cid and Tidus clawed at each other over the map sphere, which was odd to me cause guys don't normally like maps. Neither do I but that's when I was in Colorado and driving around in the middle of nowhere for hours was fun, mainly because it was the only time I ever got to listen to my music in the car. I simply coughed and walked away. Outside was Donna sitting on the floor. Ah, wait! I meant slutty chick!

"Look, I'm really tired. Leave me. If it's not an emergency, would you mind leaving?"

"I... uh... broke my brain!"

"I knew that. Wait... There's something I want to ask you. What would you think if I said I...I was giving up my pilgrimage?"

"Sounds good to me"

"Unusual. Most people would never forgive a summoner who quit"

"Why's that?" "Behind my back, they would say I was abandoning my duty"

"So, who cares? "Why not do your own thing and let them say what they want! That's what I do!"

Then Shea butted her head in.

"Pretz, I seem to remember a conversation on AIM about you worrying about people finding out that- GAH!"

I dive tackled her to the ground.

"Ah, I see you haven't come to terms with that. I'll go now" She said with an awkward grin and left.

"Easy for you to say. But...you do have a point. Maybe Barthello and I should go someplace far away"

"Uh, or oui could fine someone other than him. Someone a little... smarter?"

They had found Yuna. Why did they have to find Yuna?

"The Palace of St. Bevelle. Heart of Yevon" Lulu said.

"Gramps, let's move!" Tidus yelled.

"Easy, kiddo. Bevelle's defenses are top-notch" Cid cautioned him.

I rolled my eyes "Yeah, I'm sure they see machina airships every flippin day. You gotta stop thinkin safe pilot and start thinking Playstation! Blow some shit up!"

"But... Yuna's there"

"And... Your point is...?"

"No! I have to at least solve my freakin Code Adam!" Shea squealed.

So they tied me up with some spare duct tape and flew off to save Yunie.

Wow. That took FOREVER! HOWEVAH! I actually have a legitimate excuse this time (for once).

Yuna: Gasp…...

Shut up. Ok, see you all know I can't get on the computer during the week and I was having some mental breakdowns, but I was doing something productive. No, I wasn't learning to drive. I was animating! That's right I got Flash (for the time being) and was working on an animated piece of my story! And since Dan and I are both retarded and couldn't figure out the "easy" way to do it (Motion tweening) we have to do it frame by frame. So it'll be on Flashplayer sooner or later. But if anyone understands motion tweening... TEACH ME! AND I HAVE BEATEN MY LATE FINE RECORD! 35.00!