Bashin' Tonight - Chap 1 Love is Painful Part 1
Sango and Miroku were walking to Kaede's Villiage when as usual Miroku groped Sango's butt. Sango then Imedditly slapped him. (Now everyone knows how many times this has happened but there is a catch to this time.) Miroku rubbed his throbing cheek. Why does she always reject my love. Then it dawned on him Why should I put up with this SHIT! and with that being his motivation He swiftly smack Sango across the face just as she had done him.
Sango was in shock the echo from the smack had even caught Inuyasha's attention. Kagome AND Inuyasha had heard it so they looked out Kaede's hut to see Miroku and Sango. But this time Miroku wasn't the one with the hand print on his face. Sango was. "Holy shit what happened!" Kagome asked staring at the two. Sango had been in such shock that her head was still to the left and she didn't even know what hit her. Then she finally broke from her confused state. She glared at Miroku with a look that could kill. Miroku glared daggers at her as if he could do the same . Sango growled lowly while Miroku just glared. Miroku began to grow nervous and he stepped back. This was her chance! Sango lunged at Miroku screaming. She started to claw his face with her nails. DAMN LONG NAILS! DAMN THEM TO THE SEVEN HELLS! Miroku yelled in his mind.
"Miroku what the hell did you think you could get away with it!" Kagome yelled at the two whom had been fighting. "Dumbass!" Inuyasha yelled after Kagome. Then it came to Kagome I should get my video camera! Kaagome sreached in her bookbag she had found a camera. She turned the camera on a set it so she could catch the whole thing. Shippo then walked out of the hut and his eyes widened "What happened?" Inuyasha just ignored him and said, "Just watch the show." Then outta nowhere Kagome came back with a big bowl of popcorn. " Want some?" Inuyasha grabbed a huge handful and stuffed it in his mouth.
A crowd was beginning to form so then Shippo got an idea Cha Ching! Candy here I come! #1 Make it look more appealing! Shippo ran into the forest but before that he got Kagome's bow and arrow, and some of Kaede's potions. He ran over to Miroku and said to him," Choose your weapon will it be ofdas, arrow, potions, or illusions?" Miroku kicked Sango in the stomach to stop her from clawing his face off. He had grabed all the potions he could carry. He then proceded to throw a potion at Sango while she was still down. Just then Rin came with Sesshomaru and Jaken and ran in the middle.(Think of how it would look in slow motion! lol)
- Slow Motion-
Rin runs in the middle of Miroku and Sango. Miroku just at the same time threw the bottles (4) at Sango. The bottle smashes on Rin. There was an orange and blue smoke. When it cleared up there where six people and Rin. They were...
A/N Lets see who can figure out who was with Rin when the smoke cleared up!
Inuyasha: Review or I'll kill you!
Kagome: Inuyasha SIT!
Miroku: I Love You Sango! but I hate you...
Sango: Hoshi you will die today! I swear it!
Miroku: YOURE ONLY SAYING THAT CAUSE' YOU LOVE ME! (punches Sango)
Shippo: Cha Cha Cha Ching CANDY!
Rin: Can't we all just get along!
Sesshomaru: No (flatly)
Jaken: Lord Sessomaru I think we should just say REVIEW!
Sesshomaru: YOU DO NOT TELL ME WHAT TO DO AND I WANT MY RIN!
Rin: Sesshomaru!
Sesshomaru: RIN!
Zefie(thats me): JUST REVIEW AND THE MADDNESS WILL CONTINUE! OH DONT FORGET GUESS WHO!