"Who the hell are you?" Chucky asked. "Oh my God! There's a midget clown trying to rob us!...Who ran away from the circus because he was abused by the tall man!" Tiffany said and hit him with the broom she had picked up while fighting with Chucky. The guy on the fridge fell and hit the floor hard. Glen looked at it in horror. "Mom! You've killed him!" "Its okay, Glenda, he's just sleeping. And anyway he was raised by lions." Tiffany said. "Tiff, what are you talking about?" Chucky asked wondering why she always made up stories for other people. "Help me pick him up so we can throw him out of the trailer." As she did so Tiffany's face contorted in helpless fits of laughter. "What now?" Chucky groaned. "Hey, Chucky, Chucky..." "No." "...Aqua! Aqua!" Tiffany whispered. Then the guy sat up as Tiffany continued ranting the word 'aqua'.
"You're quite the attractive lass, ya' are." he said. Tiffany stopped saying aqua and made as if blushing. "That's my mom." Glen said. "Oh! So it is!" he said. "Yeah buddy. Who are you?" Chucky said poking him in the chest. "I'm the Leprechaun and I want me pot 'o gold." the Leprechaun said. Everyone paused. "Or better yet I want me a bride." The Leprechaun said slyly. "You also want my foot up your ass, buddy." Chucky said and made to grab him. With a stupid little jig capable of making anyone laugh, the Leprechaun grabbed Tiffany and disappeared. There was a silence. "Mom!" Glen shouted. "Damn! Now who's gonna make my dinner?" Chucky said kicking the broom on the ground. "Dad, we gotta go save her!" Glen said heroically pointing at the door. Chucky furrowed his brow. sigh "I guess so..."
"You remember where this cave is right?" Chucky asked his son as they walked. "Of course dad. Hey, let's sing a song, dad! It'll be fun!" Glen said. "No, we are not singing a song." Chucky said concentrating on the road ahead. Glen fell silent for a little bit. Then he burst into chorus of 'I love you, you love me, we're a happy family...' Chucky cringed and grabbed Glen's shoulders. "No! No! Son, for the love of God do not sing Barney!" He said. "Hey look the cave!" Glen exclaimed.
"Ye're gonna be happy here with me." The Leprechaun said. "Well, I don't know. Do you like meatballs?" Tiffany asked. The Leprechaun looked at her queer. "Well this one time I made meatballs and I walked out. When I came back in Chucky had smear it all over his forehead and the back of his head, I don't know how. I guess he thought that it looked like he got his brain shot out and I was like 'Chucky I spent time making that' and he's like 'but Tiff its funny'. I started laughing and..." The Leprechaun stared at her wondering how one possessed doll could love talking so much. "Lookit me hat!" He said suddenly. Tiffany's attention was drawn to his hat and she immediately forgot everything else. "Ooo!" she said and stared at it. The Leprechaun laughed evilly and rubbed his grotesque hands together.