Tiffany appeared at the mouth of the cave. "Oh, hey, there she is. C'mon son, lets go." Chucky said and grabbed Glen's sleeve to pull him along. As the two got further into the cave Tiffany seemed to be the same distance away. "Tiff this is getting pretty damn ridiculous." Chucky yelled to her after they nearly lost sight of the entrance. "Dad I'm scared." Glen said. "Shake it off boy." Chucky said. As he turned his attention back to Tiffany she was right in his face. "Gahhh!" He exclaimed and stepped back into Glen. Bramble vines erupted from the ground and ensnared them. Tiffany's image faded and revealed the ugly Leprechaun, laughing fiendishly...well as fiendish as a Leprechaun can laugh. "Okay son, you can be scared now...but just a little. I don't need it rubbing off on me, you hear?" Glen shook his head slowly up and down.
"Ha! Now that you're outta the way I'll be taken yer wife from ya. Be wishin' ya the luck of a black cat atop a broken mirror under a ladder on Friday the 13th with..." Leprechaun started. "Shut up. I get the freakin' point ya psyco!" The Leprechaun gave him a look of midget death and took Tiffany's plastic arm. "Come me lass." "But...I..." "Lookit me hat." "Ooo!" and they teleported to somewhere else in the cave. "Damn!" Chucky kicked at the brambles to no avail. "Oh dad! We're going to die! Hold me!" Glen exclaimed and attempted to clutch at his father, but his hands could not reach. Chucky ignored that and had an epiphany. "Son! My knife is in my back pocket! I can't reach it. Get it for me."
"Dad, I can't reach it." Glen said wiggling his little fingers to signify. "Sure ya can boy, you got squat feet and long arms...you're like E.T.! Now get it." Chucky said. "No really, dad I can't" "Well, use your teeth, then. Just don't get any ideas there." Glen shrugged as much as he could. "Just...just dad, please don't fart...I don't want it all in my throat then I suffocate and die." Chucky pondered this. "Wha?...I won't just get i...Ah! Yah! You bit my ass! You buttmuncher!" "No dad, I got it, I got it." Glen said around the knife.