A/N: Cool I'm actually updating twice or more in a week. The reason for this is that my mothergrowls took my Gamecube away for the week so I have nothing to do except watch TV, go outside, or play my GBA, so I'm basically bored until my father comes back from Costa Rica. Once again thanx for your reviews.
Disclaimer: Does not own Zelda and NEVER WILL!
EA04: That's not helping! Throws disclaimer into pool of man eating Gyrogs (other wise known as purple sharks with rocks for head).
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
Chapter 3: Sweet Revorse(A mixture of revenge and remorse)
The two started their day by relaxing in the giant pool in front of the one-roomed house. They played many pool games such as Marco Polo. They had swimming races and diving off of the waterfall. When it was lunchtime Link and Tetra drank some of 'Grandma's Soup'. As they relaxed inside the house something caught Tetra's eye. It was a certain hole in a certain fireplace.
"Hey Link," Tetra said innocently.
"Eh. Oh… umm… Yeah?" Link replied.
"Come here, would you?" Tetra asked nicely.
" 'Kay just a sec." Link told her.
Link walked across the room to where Tetra was standing.
"What's this?" the so-called birthday girl asked Link when he reached her.
"A hole."
"No it's a hole. What's in the hole?"
"Want to go find out?"
"You first!" And with that Tetra pushed Link into the hole.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Link screamed. When he hit the floor he landed flat on his face.
"Owwwww," Link said still lying on the floor.
"Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!" a voice seemed to come out of nowhere. Link looked around and saw no one but the laughter continued.
"Hahahahahahahahahaha!" The voice stopped.
"Wh-Who are you?" Link asked the air in front of him.
"Look in your pocket," the mysterious voice replied. Link reached into his pocket and pulled out a small aqua stone with a tiny rope tied around it. It was called 'The Pirate's Charm' and it belonged to Link's so called girlfriend.
"You!" The boy shouted at the rock.
"That was the best laugh I had in months." Tetra snorted.
"Wasn't I supposed to give this back to you?" Link asked, puzzled at why Tetra was not mad at him.
"Well yeah but I let you keep it in case of an emergency. But still keep it safe ok."
"Yes princess!"
"DON'T CALL ME THAT!"
"Sorry."
Link was regretting that he ever laughed at Tetra. He looked up he saw about 40 miniblins, 50 rats and 5 moblins standing in front of him. They were unmoving but very much alive.
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
Sorry again for the shortness. Future chapters are much longer trust me. Chapter 4- The fight for life as Link and Tetra battle their way through 95 monsters, but someone will get hurt.
Quotes and Other things:
"Today is umm… Gorb-Gorb, the Tamerainian day of be raiding curtiantry. Grrr… DIE STUPID CURTAINS!" Mutilates curtains with eye beams Starfire from Teen Titans Episode 'Can I Keep Him?'
"Can you speak English?"
"The…" Me and Bob (or Cassandra'saka RaventheStar left hand
Join my C² community called Zelda humor. Includes mostly Ocarina of Time fics but contact me if you have any goodies.