-Is being poked at by Kerby and Kurby is poking with a stick- Alright alright! I'll put a disclaimer! Sheesh, just stop poking me...

Disclaimer: I do not own any of the characters. Kerby and Kurby were based upon Kirby, so I suppose they're half mine, half not mine? Anyway, the rest of the characters are porperty of Nintendo.

Kurby and Kerby: -stop poking and claps- Me:...weirdos...

First Fight

"And, in one of their closet vicotoires yet, the Blue Team has emerged victorius yet again!"

Though they had won, everyone knows that Kerby had messed up...big time. Majorly big. Kurby had done most of the attacking. He had completely KOed Falcon, and had to KO Samus once so Kerby wouldn't be KOed. Kerby had been waving at Jigglypuff whenever he was on a high platform, able to see the audience. He had even costed Kurby one of his lives! Once the platforms were lowered, he headed for the east door as quickly as he could.

He tried to walk up at the steps from the east room before Kurby got to him, but with Kurby fighting more plus adding the energy he gets from eating candy all the time, he caught up to Kerby as he neared the top of the stairway.

"What the heck was that all about!" Kurby asked angrily. "Just becasue we made it to the 4th round, doesn't mean you should start to be all gloaty and stuff like Link!" He said.

Link was walking by at the time to get to the east room when Kurby had said that. "Hey!" Link said. "At least I have hair!" He said. "And good hair at that..."

"Oh just get to your match pretty boy!" Kurby said.

"I'm not in a match, I'm just-" Before Link could finish, Kurby pushed Link along the path so he wouldn't have to listen to his blabbering.

"Anyway, why did you keep messing up?" Kurby asked.

"Jigglypuff..." Kerby said softly.

"You almost blew our match to wave at Jigglypuff?" Kurby shouted angrily.

"Well excuse me Mr Smasher!" Kerby said. "I am older and more mature!"

"Mature schmature!" Kurby said. (Schmature?) "And at least I CAN smash and don't go waving to a girl every time the opponent is 10 feet away from me!"

"You did not!" Kerby said angrily, his face red with rage, and that's before he took the team tag off.

"Yeah that's right, you can't smash! While you're reading your stupid little books, I'm out battling and getting better and better! Unlike you!" Kurby said.

"And while you're out eating candy and battling your brain out, you must not've actually realized your brain actually fell out! That or it rotted away from all of your candy intake!" Kerby said.

"Why you little-" Kurby was cut off.

"I'M little? Excuse me, but you seem to be the younger brother here!" Kerby said.

"That's it!" Kurby said angrily. He was about to jump at Kerby, and Kerby was about to jump at him. But Mario came and grabbed Kerby and Luigi came and grabbed Kurby, lifting them in the air while they were flailing around in the air.

"You two are supposed to be a team." Luigi said.

"Yeah you're supposed to fight OTHER teams, not each other." Mario said.

Kurby and Kebry stopped flailing and both crossed their arms...or tried to since their arms were so short. Luigi and Mario set them down. Kerby walked off to the left to the stands, while Kurby walked off to the right to the exit of the staidum.

Jigglypuff ran over to Kerby when she saw him, who had now taken off his team tag. "Are you okay?" She asked.

"I'm fine..." Kerby said. "Just a little sracthes and bruises." He did have some scracthes and bruises all over him since he wasn't paying attention in the fight.

"If you're sure..." Jigglypuff said.

"I'm sure." Kerby said. "Maybe I should get back to my hotel room. I guess I'll see ya later."

"Ok." Jigglypuff said. Kerby first handed Jigglypuff a peice of paper with the name of the hotel they were staying at and the room number. She smiled.

With that, Kerby walked towards the exit of the stadium.

"What the heck did you do!"

Kerby looked around their hotel room, that was almost entirley rearranged.

Starting from the door way, there was a strip of tape splitting the room in half. On the half of the room with the left window wall was one of the beds, the TV, a small basket, some different power cubes, a punching bag, and the bedside table.

On the other half of the room was a bed, a basket, the dresser, another - but smaller - TV, and a basket. The mini fridge was against the closet wall to the door and was seperated by tape in half, and so was the inside. On the left side of the mini fridge was Kurby's candy box. The bathroom had no tape though, since that might be kinda hard. Kurby was near the middle of the room, putting some tape down and looking angry. He had his team tag off.

"I seperated the room." Kurby said. He finished, picked up the pouch with his teamg tag, and threw it on the left side of the room and walked over to it. "This is my side." He said. He pointed to the right side. "That, is your side." He said. He set the pouch down and climbed onto his bed, taking out his candy bag.

Kerby thought the measures Kurby had taken were a bit drastic, but he climbed onto his bed. "Kurby, don't you think this is a bit...drastic?" Kerby asked.

"Oh, so now you're saying I'm stupid?" Kurby said, looking at Kerby.

"I didn't say that." Kerby said, trying to stay calm.

"You might as well have." Kurby said. "I know it was what you were thinking."

"You don't know what I was thinking!" Kerby said.
"Oh yeah, you probably weren't thinking about me being stupid." Kurby said. "Your brain was probably to busy thinking about Jigglypuff!" Kurby shouted.

"Why you..little naive punk!" Kerby said angrily.

"Aw just be QUIET!" Kurby said. He grabbed his candy bag, some Coca Cola, and left the room.

Kerby watched Kurby angrily. Then his face went from rage, to sadness.

"Oh man, what did I just do?" Kerby asked himself sadly. He sighed. " I came in here trying to say sorry about the fight, but then I end up just being a mean older brother." He said

"Now Kerby, I want you to be a big boy and look after your little brother Kurby." Mom said. A little Kurby wrapped in a blanket was in her arms.

"But isn't that your job?" a small Kerby asked. His mother smiled.

"Yes, but I won't always be around. And you are 4 years older than him." Mom said.

"I want you to look after him and make sure that nothing happens to him. I want you both to be very close. Because later on, you'll only have each other. If you two grow apart, then neither of you will have anyone left." Mom said. Kerby nodded.

"I promise mommy!"

Kerby started to hear sad music in his mind.

He sighed. "I hope I haven't messed it up yet..."

"PICHU! QUIT IT!"

So maybe the music wasn't in his mind...

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Took a minor break from the usual humor this story is known for...I think. Well like I said before, Pichu's still here with his tape player of doooooooom! Anyway, bye now!