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Alright I'll put up a little recap:

"I'd never thought I'd see the day Sirius Black fell in love..."

"What!"

"You love her." Lily said again sitting back down. Sirius shook his head,

"I do."

I was wondering as I read my last few chapters if I should probably change to rating because it's referring to rated R things. What do you guys think?

Chapter 23 (because my stupid author's note counted as a chapter): Annoying Voices

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Alright pervert don't scare her to much. I promise to be a good boy…Just for today…Okay then what? What ever. Just please don't screw me over. Eww why would I want to do that with you? Maybe Carly…Please? Fine. Fine. I better get something good though.

Sirius rolled his eyes as he put on his tie and pants. His mind was more perverted then himself. James thumped Sirius on the back,

"Ready for the Charms test?" Sirius groaned,

"That's today?"

"Yeah, Lily only reminded me about fifty times." Sirius groaned again as he tied up his laces and followed James out of the door. On the couch sat Remus, Peter, Lily, and Carly. Once Carly smiled at him their conscious' changed places.

Sirius would like to say that he thinks you are extremely hot. (Carly blushed)…thanks…I do too.

Carly's blush turned deeper causing Sirius to storm over and distract her from his conscious. With that done he tightly wrapped his arm around her waist and pulled her tight leading her out of the common room. Remus raised a brow,

"What's going on?" Lily grinned,

"He just realized something." James helped her up,

"What?" He asked.

"Last night he just realized he was in love with Carly." Remus began to choke on the air,

"Sirius? In love?" Lily giggled and James grinned,

"Looks like it's just you mate. The only sane one left." James said thumping Remus on the back and following Lily out of the portrait hole. Remus frowned,

"Looks like it…" He muttered to himself before following the happy couples.

Sirius scratched his nose with the tip of his quill thinking hard. Maybe you should have studied. I never study. Why don't you go bother someone else? Who? You're stuck with me for the rest of the day. Great. Just great. That's what I need. Another thick headed conscious distracting me. I'm not the one distracting you. (Sirius' eyes drifted in Carly's direction. The girl was tapping her foot, biting her lip, as her quill zoomed across the parchment scribbling down answers.) She's nervous. Wow, you pay attention. Duh, how could I not? So what do you plan to do about this whole love thing? What? You know? Of course I know, it's my job to try and help you through this. Does Carly know? Nope. Do you think she feels the same? (Sirius paused a second and wrote down his last answer. He put down his quill and leaned back in his chair. (AN: like in OOTP) He looked at James who looked back giving the thumbs up.) I don't think it's my place to say. Damn you. You could make this so much easier if you just told me. I know. Evil…son…of a-

His eyes darted towards Carly again who had thrown her quill down and turned over her paper. She looked over at Sirius who was starring back at her. She blushed and winked. He slammed his chair back to all fours and winked back.

You love him, you want to snog him, you want to sha- Shut up! You're so annoying! Hey that's my job! No it's not. You're supposed to make me feel bad when I do something bad or wrong not annoy me. I do both. GAH! WHY! Because you love him, you want to sn- JESUS! SHUT UP! JUST SHUT UP! What you don't love him? (Carly rolled her eyes and choose not to answer.) So you don't! Then why do you keep leading him on? That's mean you know. You have him wrapped around your finger and you don't care? You heartless mean slag. (Carly snorted) What does slag mean? Don't change the subject! Fine I love him alright? Now will you leave me alone? Nope, you love him, you want to snog him, and you want t-

Carly shook her head violently and began banging it on the table. Sirius smirked, so his was being an annoying git also. HEY! Sirius chose to ignore it,

"Ms. Mullet please refrain from hitting your head. Others are still taking the test." Sirius looked around. Everyone was either flirting with the person next to them or picking their nose (well in Peter's case).

"Who?" Sirius asked. Professor Flitwick ignored Sirius.

When the class was over Sirius looked at his watch and groaned. He had history next for a double period and that meant no Carly for two whole hours! He turned and waited for Carly to walk out with Lily. When she did he grabbed her arm and pulled her under the stair case,

"Sirius I can't right now. I've go-" He silenced her with a kiss,

"I'll make it quick." He muttered then attacked her again. Remus began to tap his foot loudly and James let out a fake cough. Sirius flicked them off and continued to kiss Carly. When the second bell rang Carly pulled away and ran towards her class room. Sirius grinned and began to jog to his,

"You're late." Gideon's voice said as she walked into the classroom.

"Sorry…I got…caught up." She said grinning wildly. The other girl in the class snickered as she saw Carly's state and handed her a mirror. Carly raised an eyebrow and the girl pointed at her neck. Carly's hand drifted towards her own and gasped. As Gideon turned around towards the board Carly got out her wand and muttered a concealing charm and a hair one also. The professor shook his head and began the lesson about Giants and other mystical creatures in history. Her mind began to drift as the professor showed them a couple picture clips. Sirius Black. She grinned. Carly Black. Caroline Black. Carly Mullet Black. Mrs. Black. Just a little weird. I never asked you. I prefer Carly Black it sounds better. It sort of rings. Uhh…thanks… You know that he's thinking about you right now. Really? Yeah he hasn't stopped thinking about you. Even when he was with that other girl for a day. (Carly scowled) He thought about you when he was snogging her. Actually before he met you he was picturing you while he- That's enough! Even if it's sort of flattering in a kinky way it's sort of gross. Hey, what ever. I just thought you'd like to know. That what? That I've been his sexual image even before we met? Or that I was arousing him before I even knew about such things? Yup. Great another thing that thinks with his b-

"Carly?" Her head shot up,

"Yes?"

"Class is over."

"Right." She blushed and started gathering her things in her bag,

"I want to uh…let you know…well let's just say your mum told me…" Gideon stuttered. Carly dropped her bag,

"Bloody hell woman! Damn her…" The professor let out a nervous laugh,

"No, just that um…I'm here for you." Carly laughed and picked up her bag,

"Thanks-"

"Lay! Lay! Lay! I need to see you!" Sirius yelled running into the classroom. He saw Gideon handing Carly a book and glared. He walked up to Carly and tightly wrapped his arm around her waist. Gideon rolled his eyes.

"Can I talk to you for a minute?" He asked looking at Sirius. Sirius let go of Carly,

"Okay…"

"Carly?"

"Right…leaving." She left closing the door, but not before saying something along the lines of everyone interfering. When the door shut Gideon advanced on Sirius pulling out his wand. Sirius, looking shocked, pulled out his own wand. Gideon knocked it out of his hands and backed Sirius up to the door,

"Listen to me Sirius Black. Carly is all her mother has. If you hurt her in any way I will hunt you down. And when I do I'll kill you. She has a really important role to play in this world and she doesn't need you to be in her way. I swear Black if you mess her up your ass is mine." Gideon hissed in Sirius' ear. Sirius drew himself up to his full height and began to advance back on Gideon,

"Excuse me, but first off you have know right to be in our business anyway. If we feel like doing things we will. I never ever did or do anything to her that she doesn't want. You have no right telling me what to do or what not to do. Just because you're jealous that Carly's arms fit better around me then they do around you doesn't mean you have to mess up what we've got! So listen to me if anyone's going to have anyone's ass it's going to be me having yours for being in my business. I don't care if you're a bloody professor or not. " Sirius let out a growl and stormed out. Just before he slammed the door Gideon called out,

"I'm not jealous Black! It's just that she has no one else to play the role of father or brother." Sirius turned and smirked,

"I've heard that before." With that he slammed the door and stormed down the hall. Carly was sitting on the edge of the steps waiting for him. When she saw his face she stood up,

"What's wrong?"

"Nothing." He growled pulling her closer. She pushed him back,

"Tell me." Sirius ran a hand through his hair and let out a sigh. He told her about the exchange between her and Gideon. Carly laughed and shook her head, "How come when we want to go further every one gets involved? I mean no ones on Lily and James' back because their going at it like rabbits!" Sirius broke out in a grin,

"Rabbits?" He questioned,

"Rabbits. Or Nifflers which ever." Sirius snorted and pulled her towards the great hall.


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